08-17-2025, 10:17 PM
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#121
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Originally Posted by Erick Estrada
Funny you should mention that. I hooked up with a smoker last week. It was kind of gross but sometimes you do what you gotta do. I could still taste tobacco in my mouth the next morning.
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I bet the sex was good though. You know what they say about girls who smoke.
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08-17-2025, 10:26 PM
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#122
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peter12
I bet the sex was good though. You know what they say about girls who smoke.
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They wheeze a lot during physical activity? Suffer from shortness of breath? Have awful skin and look twice their age? Have bad teeth? Smell awful? Frequently interrupt quiet moments with their smoker’s cough?
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08-18-2025, 12:14 AM
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#123
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First round-bust
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: speculating about AHL players
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The other day, I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
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08-19-2025, 10:48 AM
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#124
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peter12
I bet the sex was good though. You know what they say about girls who smoke.
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It only lasts long because of the smoke breaks.
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08-19-2025, 11:56 AM
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#125
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: San Fernando Valley
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Originally Posted by troutman
You sly dog!
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Haha. I try to have the best intentions and avoid hookups with online dating but the opportunity was presented over drinks and I was riding a 12+ month dry spell.
Quote:
Originally Posted by peter12
I bet the sex was good though. You know what they say about girls who smoke.
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I don't know as I was with my ex for 30 years and smoking was very common the last time I was playing the field. That said I'm not gonna lie, it was very good. Maybe too good as she asked to come over last week and I couldn't say no haha.
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08-19-2025, 12:05 PM
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#126
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peter12
I bet the sex was good though. You know what they say about girls who smoke.
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They taste gross when you kiss them?
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08-19-2025, 12:14 PM
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#127
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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One time I asked someone how many trimesters there were. I have a PhD.
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08-19-2025, 12:56 PM
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#128
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peter12
I bet the sex was good though. You know what they say about girls who smoke.
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Imagine a fat girl that smokes.
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08-19-2025, 12:59 PM
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#129
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
Imagine a fat girl that smokes.
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Oh ya...
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08-19-2025, 01:16 PM
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#130
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Apartment 5A
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This thread is weird
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08-21-2025, 09:59 AM
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#131
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Monster Storm
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
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Your pants are weird
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08-21-2025, 10:24 AM
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#132
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Apartment 5A
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I'm not wearing pants
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08-21-2025, 10:26 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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Speaking of pants, how are we feeling about this age old question?
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08-21-2025, 10:30 AM
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#134
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis
Speaking of pants, how are we feeling about this age old question?
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Back only.
Everyone knows a dog walks on it's hands and feet.
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08-21-2025, 10:33 AM
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#135
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Apartment 5A
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Don't you hate pants?
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08-21-2025, 10:43 AM
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#136
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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If I had my own office I'd be like DeNiro in Casino, pants off until I need to meet someone.
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08-21-2025, 01:56 PM
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#137
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I just went for lunch and took a 30 minute walk around the +15...with my fly open...
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08-21-2025, 02:03 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sundre
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I went to a alberta/calgary car forum and what a bunch of CHUDS. CP has discussion and humor while this other forum has "Indian Fatigue" and other red flags.
Stupid choice I made to go there.
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08-21-2025, 04:11 PM
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#139
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis
Speaking of pants, how are we feeling about this age old question?
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Without taking into account treating the front legs like arms... it's still hind legs only IMO. If we take the chest of the dog into account, no one typically wears pants + belt over their chest.
Overalls/bib would be a different scenario though.
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08-21-2025, 04:34 PM
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#140
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electric boogaloo
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
Imagine a fat girl that smokes.
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Last one i was with pre-marriage was recently arrested for impersonating a RCMP officer and selling fentanyl. I think I had massive guilt for about 15 years after that night. They are definitely willing to try more than your average bear. She actually had a breast reduction in the years after that's how jubbly they were. The whole time you are wondering 'why are you doing this?' at the end of some house party on the floor. God that was gross. Haha.
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