Kinda-dumb confessions thread

[peter12]

Originally Posted by Erick Estrada

Funny you should mention that. I hooked up with a smoker last week. It was kind of gross but sometimes you do what you gotta do. I could still taste tobacco in my mouth the next morning.

I bet the sex was good though. You know what they say about girls who smoke.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by peter12

I bet the sex was good though. You know what they say about girls who smoke.

They wheeze a lot during physical activity? Suffer from shortness of breath? Have awful skin and look twice their age? Have bad teeth? Smell awful? Frequently interrupt quiet moments with their smoker’s cough?

[TheScorpion]

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.