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Old 07-11-2025, 09:12 PM   #25661
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Or someone convinces her strychnine prevents woke.
Funny you should mention that.
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Old 07-11-2025, 09:55 PM   #25662
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The farmer in that story, his picture makes it look like hes growing rocks.
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Old 07-11-2025, 09:57 PM   #25663
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Old 07-11-2025, 10:04 PM   #25664
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Because books are woke!
This is all the woke lefts fault. Everything you see falling into fascism is the woke lefts doing. All of it.
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Old 07-12-2025, 08:31 AM   #25665
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The farmer in that story, his picture makes it look like hes growing rocks.
That must be his "alternate" crop.
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Old 07-12-2025, 09:37 AM   #25666
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Haven’t really been following this book story. What’s actually in these books? Are they uptight about anything sex, or is this because it’s not about heterosexual sex?

How graphic are these? Not a parent, so I can’t say what age I would want my kid learning about sex, and how in-depth it show be at a certain age. I feel we were introduced to it around grade 5 or 6?
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Old 07-12-2025, 09:48 AM   #25667
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None of those questions are actually relevant, because we already had professionals that did this job. They were called librarians. Not politicians.


But this is one of those fun situations where you have government web pages now quoting what they must think is the most egregious examples, kinda like that time Kennedy was talking about how he liked having dick in his mouth. Here's a sample from the GoA.


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Page 166: “WE'VE MADE OUT, WE'VE HAD SEX, WE'VE MOVED ON TO SEXTING AT WORK. "I got a new strap-on harness today." "I can't wait to put it in you it will fit my favorite dildo perfectly." "You are going to look SO HOT." "I can't wait to have your #### in my mouth- I'm going to give you the blow job of your life…then I want you inside me.” "HOLY ####" "This is the most turned on I've ever been in my life. I am DYING."”
https://www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?x...67F070F212CF05


Yes, we are all dying here. I really hope someone read this in the leg.

They even link to all the graphic stuff.


https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/m6nb4...=krtb54is&dl=0


Shocking, I'm sure. It's good to know students will be safe from seeing this stuff going forward, and that there is no where else anywhere I can think of they might be able to find it, if it weren't for those dirty BDSM dungeons known as school libraries. Good thing that whole internet thing went away.
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