06-16-2025, 05:01 PM
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#24221
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by ResAlien
I imagine that's a phone call you'll never forget
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Chick dry fataing an escalade side mirrors and smashing her head into the windshield for an hour. It was a fun call narrating it as it happened.
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06-16-2025, 05:14 PM
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#24222
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Calgary - Centre West
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^ ... okay, what?
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Originally Posted by Azure
Typical dumb take.
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06-16-2025, 05:45 PM
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#24223
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Man I have to pay extra for that kind of action.
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06-16-2025, 07:03 PM
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#24224
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze2
Chick dry fataing an escalade side mirrors
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Still no idea how after all these years we still don’t have a sticky thread at the top for greatest posts of all time.
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06-16-2025, 07:12 PM
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#24225
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ResAlien
I imagine that's a phone call you'll never forget
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Too soon.
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06-17-2025, 07:57 AM
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#24226
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by topfiverecords
Still no idea how after all these years we still don’t have a sticky thread at the top for greatest posts of all time.
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I saw the person in the vehicle when I was leaving work and went over and told her what had happened around noon. I guess it was one of those fancy limo-like black escalades for the G7 stuff next door at the Palliser. The driver didn't give a fata about it when I said the car has damage, probably because it was certainly not her own car. So my civic duty was wasted.
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06-17-2025, 08:25 AM
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#24227
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TorqueDog
^ ... okay, what?
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And still...
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06-17-2025, 09:26 AM
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#24228
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puffnstuff
And still...
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An addicted person wacked out of her gourd. Had a glass something in her hand stabbing the car. I told the 9/11 guy I was not going near it and he said that's a good idea. It was that Indigo lot across from Greta Bar. Buddy asked what her race is and I said "your guess would be correct".
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06-17-2025, 10:10 AM
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#24229
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
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Well that clears things up.
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06-17-2025, 10:15 AM
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#24230
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Next time skip the 911 and go straight to video.
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06-17-2025, 11:05 AM
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#24231
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Calgary - Centre West
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuzz
Next time skip the 911 and go straight to video.
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Bonus points if some nitwit behind the scenes is obnoxiously shouting "WORLDSTAR, WORRRRRLDSTAAAAAR!".
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GO FLAMES GO.
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Originally Posted by Azure
Typical dumb take.
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06-17-2025, 12:23 PM
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#24232
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damn onions
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Deerfoot trail is for some reason 80 between Anderson all the way to just before the Calf Robe bridge.
Nobody follows the speed limit. On it this morning and like 70 cars around me not one going even remotely close to 80.
None of it makes sense. It’s the perfect example of construction zones in this city. So dumb. Just random speed limits for arbitrary reasons due to “construction”.
No workers ever present on the road. Huge stretches of literally no construction. No police presence ever or anyone ever monitoring. No danger or safety concerns. Just… needless speed limit reductions.
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06-17-2025, 01:24 PM
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#24233
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Looooooooooooooch
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Haha yeah that extended range is hilariously poorly managed.
Also, at what point does the city (or I guess would be province for Deerfoot) fix asphalt while there's construction? Because that #### is absolutely falling apart in that stretch as well and feels like I'm driving in Saskatchewan for heavens sake. Are we maintaining our roads to SK specs??
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06-17-2025, 01:26 PM
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#24234
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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No available shoulders = lower limit all the time.
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06-17-2025, 02:28 PM
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#24235
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Coffee
Deerfoot trail is for some reason 80 between Anderson all the way to just before the Calf Robe bridge.
Nobody follows the speed limit. On it this morning and like 70 cars around me not one going even remotely close to 80.
None of it makes sense. It’s the perfect example of construction zones in this city. So dumb. Just random speed limits for arbitrary reasons due to “construction”.
No workers ever present on the road. Huge stretches of literally no construction. No police presence ever or anyone ever monitoring. No danger or safety concerns. Just… needless speed limit reductions.
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They often have one of those Police high visibility cars set up at the Southland exit.
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06-17-2025, 02:42 PM
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#24236
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Looch City
Haha yeah that extended range is hilariously poorly managed.
Also, at what point does the city (or I guess would be province for Deerfoot) fix asphalt while there's construction? Because that #### is absolutely falling apart in that stretch as well and feels like I'm driving in Saskatchewan for heavens sake. Are we maintaining our roads to SK specs??
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I just assume they leave it like that to slow people down. Sure, they could fix it, but it's a construction site! Rough roads are safe roads. Or something.
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06-17-2025, 04:18 PM
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#24237
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze2
Was on the phone with 9/11 today for an hour.
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Reminds me of that tragedy
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06-17-2025, 05:00 PM
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#24238
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
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Did fotze dial September Eleventh?
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06-17-2025, 06:04 PM
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#24239
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damn onions
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Knut
They often have one of those Police high visibility cars set up at the Southland exit.
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Really?! Weird haven’t seen that!
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06-17-2025, 06:57 PM
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#24240
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Cowtown
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Coffee
Really?! Weird haven’t seen that!
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You might need to book an appointment with Knut
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