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Old 05-25-2025, 11:24 AM   #23781
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Old 05-25-2025, 11:30 AM   #23782
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I guess in a bio break you could also go jack off or vomit if you wanted.
Sometimes you need a number 3.
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Old 05-25-2025, 12:44 PM   #23783
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Thinking about this more… “poo” is so depressing. Poop adds a chipperness to it that makes the experience sound less miserable.
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Old 05-25-2025, 01:22 PM   #23784
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Thinking about this more… “poo” is so depressing. Poop adds a chipperness to it that makes the experience sound less miserable.
Because that’s what it is. Poop is for toddlers. Schit is when you’ve taken charge and gonna plop and it will not be long. Poo is for when it’s unfortunate and you’d rather not do it at this time or location. Like snuck up on ya poos. Like at a flames game, worst place on earth to poo. Trainspotting toilet is better. Ahh fata I gotta go poo vs I’m gonna take a schit.
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Old 05-25-2025, 11:34 PM   #23785
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A protein heavy diet drastically changes your BMs, there are now only poos, nothing is easy anymore. I need Metamucil.
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Old 05-26-2025, 05:18 AM   #23786
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A protein heavy diet drastically changes your BMs, there are now only poos, nothing is easy anymore. I need Metamucil.
Dude… do it. Life changing.
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Old 05-26-2025, 06:26 AM   #23787
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Dude… do it. Life changing.
I have to admit, that stuff works. Best eliminations ever. Don't even need to wipe most of the time after.
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Old 05-26-2025, 06:43 AM   #23788
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I have to admit, that stuff works. Best eliminations ever. Don't even need to wipe most of the time after.
Dude. Yes you do.
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Old 05-26-2025, 07:15 AM   #23789
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Dude… do it. Life changing.
I’ll be grabbing some today, will report back later this week
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Old 05-26-2025, 07:16 AM   #23790
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Did the average age of this place suddenly increase by 30 years? Wtf?
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Did the average age of this place suddenly increase by 30 years? Wtf?
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My 28 year old neighbor uses it. He said his doctor recommended it for everyone regardless of age. I just cannot stand the taste. Pills don't seem quite the same.
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Old 05-26-2025, 07:51 AM   #23792
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My 28 year old neighbor uses it. He said his doctor recommended it for everyone regardless of age. I just cannot stand the taste. Pills don't seem quite the same.
I put it in my smoothies, don't notice the taste at all. Though that might be because the rum masks it.
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Old 05-26-2025, 07:53 AM   #23793
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You guys could just eat foods that are high in fibre.
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My 28 year old neighbor uses it. He said his doctor recommended it for everyone regardless of age. I just cannot stand the taste. Pills don't seem quite the same.
I ate and drank poorly one Christmas break and got a bad case of constipation. Bought some of the powder and realized that this stuff makes pooping more of a one-shot complete elimination and reduces the amount of bowel movements required over the course of a day to one good one.
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Old 05-26-2025, 08:05 AM   #23795
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You guys could just eat foods that are high in fibre.
Nah. Those unicorn 1% of population who have perfect well balanced diets can do that, those here on planet earth know that will never happen for ourselves. Thank god my wife was a food nazi to our kids and raised them to eat healthy stuff. They like vegetable over meat for some reason.
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Old 05-26-2025, 08:07 AM   #23796
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You guys could just eat foods that are high in fibre.
Even if you eat this mythical diet you're proposing some psyllium fibre before bed will make your morning poop so quick afterwards you'll look at the bowl in wonder.
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Old 05-26-2025, 08:18 AM   #23797
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Even if you eat this mythical diet you're proposing some psyllium fibre before bed will make your morning poop so quick afterwards you'll look at the bowl in wonder.
I have been eating a lot of salad lately and substituted raisin bran for cracker/chips snacking and still no substitute for a good Metamucil elimination.
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In related news, the price of a 1/2”x6’ toilet snake rgmg
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Old 05-26-2025, 08:44 AM   #23799
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For a second I though everyone was talking about Boner pills.
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My 28 year old neighbor uses it. He said his doctor recommended it for everyone regardless of age. I just cannot stand the taste. Pills don't seem quite the same.
They also have gummies as well
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