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Old 01-23-2025, 12:35 PM   #4301
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Jerking off is banned! They can make a movie. Rootloose with Kevin's Bacon.
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Old 01-23-2025, 12:40 PM   #4302
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Ban masturbation and recreational sex? HTF would you enforce that?
It's not about enforcing anything. It's essentially trolling their legislature into having an actual debate on why they should be allowed to masturbate and it can be framed against why masturbating is okay but abortion isn't. And they will actually have to discuss it in an open forum.
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It's not about enforcing anything. It's essentially trolling their legislature into having an actual debate on why they should be allowed to masturbate and it can be framed against why masturbating is okay but abortion isn't. And they will actually have to discuss it in an open forum.
That's gonna be must see TV. How can we forget this SNL level performance?


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Old 01-23-2025, 01:02 PM   #4305
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Honest question as I am not a political expert at all (maybe this isn't even a political question).

If one NATO country (USA) attacks another NATO country (Canada) - then what?
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Someone was watching Legally Blonde when they came up with that idea.
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Old 01-23-2025, 01:23 PM   #4307
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That cant be real right? Thats the dumbest thing....is that an Onion article?
The democrat is making a joke with the submission. This is what american politics is now. A running joke between both parties.
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Old 01-23-2025, 01:28 PM   #4309
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Honest question as I am not a political expert at all (maybe this isn't even a political question).

If one NATO country (USA) attacks another NATO country (Canada) - then what?
Doesn't Orange rapist want out of NATO? not a problem there. Bring it!! our Freedumb fighters can take you on at Coutts!
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Old 01-23-2025, 01:44 PM   #4310
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Honest question as I am not a political expert at all (maybe this isn't even a political question).

If one NATO country (USA) attacks another NATO country (Canada) - then what?
It happened before when Turkey and Greece fought over Cyprus in the 1970s. Basically everyone tries to stay out of it.
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Doesn't Orange rapist want out of NATO? not a problem there. Bring it!! our Freedumb fighters can take you on at Coutts!
Kind of funny considering that the U.S. is the only country in NATO so far that has invoked Article 5 (right after 9/11).

166 Canadians died for that. The U.S. likes to say that they are defending Canada, but more Canadian died defending the U.S. than the other way around.
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The democrat is making a joke with the submission. This is what american politics is now. A running joke between both parties.
I'm not sure their is a better tactic to deploy here. Remember, only one party is trying to take the rights of Americans away. Only one party is left to defend American liberty from the tyrannical. This is not a "both sides" thing.
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Ok America, that's enough

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https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...act-rcna188938
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Old 01-23-2025, 02:47 PM   #4314
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Anyhow a federal judge has (shockingly not shockingly) blocked this administration's insane attempt to end birthright citizenship via executive order. A Reagan appointee even and they did not appear to care for the order at all what with it being blatantly unconstitutional and all

https://bsky.app/profile/chrisgeidne.../3lggjrw33d22y

I dunno click that because twitter embeds can get bent, at least more bent than Elon Nazi arm salute for sure. That was very not bent.
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Elderly Republicans still not realizing what they've allowed to happen to their party. It shouldn't boggle your mind at this point, they do not care about the law, and I'm kinda shocked to hear that they haven't come to that conclusion yet. Maybe next week.
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Old 01-23-2025, 02:58 PM   #4316
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I'm not sure their is a better tactic to deploy here. Remember, only one party is trying to take the rights of Americans away. Only one party is left to defend American liberty from the tyrannical. This is not a "both sides" thing.
I am not saying it's right or wrong. I am just saying, they are all cooked.
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Why does Trump keep saying that there is a 225B deficit with Canada? In reality, the deficit is around 45B, and the only G8 country with smaller deficit is France.

Some told him the number over his entire tenure, and he's running with it in a very disingenuous way.
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Why does Trump keep saying that there is a 225B deficit with Canada? In reality, the deficit is around 45B, and the only G8 country with smaller deficit is France.

Some told him the number over his entire tenure, and he's running with it in a very disingenuous way.

Because Trump says whatever he feels like saying that will help whatever nonsense he is spouting at that time?
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It's how he counts. He starts with the real number, which is about $45 billion, and instantly doubles it. That's the first number you hear out of his mouth. Then he'll go to 150 or 200 which becomes the new baseline. But it's always a bit more the next time he talks, so that's the 225. Next week it'll probably be 300. Once you recognize the pattern, you see he deploys it everywhere.
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