You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Now with 3x more gears...

[Shazam]

I've seen those pics on pickleleaks.com

[Locke]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

I am Titanium, Fuzz sends one pickle photo a month

Thats not a pickle, thats a serious medical condition.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Locke

Thats not a pickle, thats a serious medical condition.

Regardless it is free and on time every month

[Slava]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

I am Titanium, Fuzz sends one pickle photo a month

fotze has sent me several pictures of his pickle, and I might have to file a restraining order!

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Bigtime

I think Don Henley had something to say about this.

As did Holly Gennerro/McClane.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Annoying there are no Arby’s near me. Totally underrated fast food

Isn't that what put you in the hospital in the first place?

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Locke

Oh....I know. I had to walk her through the process of issuing a GST refund.

"Oh I see! Your client has a refund. We were just holding onto it as a credit!"

Uh huh. Thats not how 'refunds' work. There was a refund application. That means 'give him the money back.'

"I dont know how to do that tho!"

Who do I have to talk to? If I have to listen to that 1 song on hold several more times then I might go insane. Fair warning. Winnipeg isn't far enough to save you.

"... and I've upgraded the choppa to an Apache..."

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Locke

Oh dude, I havent even begun. I managed to make it to my office which was a mistake as I can already feel it. I should have gone home.

I'm largely annoyed because it was this tiny, minor little thing that I almost didnt even care about and now its going to have some fairly serious consequences, my entire weekend is screwed over something that should have been completely innocuous.

They say you can have a perfectly normal life with a third nipple. Should have kept it.

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by Titan2

They say you can have a perfectly normal life with a third nipple. Should have kept it.

I really wanna post a total recall gif but apparently infractions are cumming fast.

[Locke]

You know what really grinds my gears? Those concrete parking lot stops.

Not the wee little ones that are in every parking lot, I'm talking the big chunky triangular ones that are like 2 feet tall.

Yeah. Those grind my gears. Or, as is the matter in this case, my spine and skull.

Damn it was slippery out last night.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Locke

You know what really grinds my gears? Those concrete parking lot stops.

Not the wee little ones that are in every parking lot, I'm talking the big chunky triangular ones that are like 2 feet tall.

Yeah. Those grind my gears. Or, as is the matter in this case, my spine and skull.

Damn it was slippery out last night.

I’m so juvenile, just the thought of someone slipping and wiping out in a parking lot makes laugh. Complete with Peter Griffin and his knee after.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I’m so juvenile, just the thought of someone slipping and wiping out in a parking lot makes laugh. Complete with Peter Griffin and his knee after.

Oh dude no...you ever see those videos of people wiping out on ice and then just lying there starfished on the ground seemingly having given up on the proposition of existence?

That was me.

I slipped, went down and took the apex of the concrete parking triangle right to the base of my skull my spine went down the side of the whole thing and then I slid, gracefully, like a curling rock, into the parking lot...simply staring at the enormity of the cosmos. It was a moment of pure beauty.

I went down. I went down hard. And I stayed there for a while. Contemplating life and the Universe and all of ensuing implications of my continuing to be a part of it.

Locke down. Locke. Down. And not having a good one today I might add.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I’m so juvenile, just the thought of someone slipping and wiping out in a parking lot makes laugh. Complete with Peter Griffin and his knee after.

Although, that is to say that I'm sure it would have goddamned hilarious to a spectator. I would never fault anyone for that.

[PepsiFree]

At least you’ve been hit in the head so many times the amount of damage left to do is pretty minimal.

[Erick Estrada]

Originally Posted by Locke

You know what really grinds my gears? Those concrete parking lot stops.

Not the wee little ones that are in every parking lot, I'm talking the big chunky triangular ones that are like 2 feet tall.

Yeah. Those grind my gears. Or, as is the matter in this case, my spine and skull.

Damn it was slippery out last night.

The piles of gravel they drop in parking lots grinds my gears. Get caught in my shoes and they end up being tracked indoors. Has anyone ever got stuck in a parking lot? A customer from Minneapolis (no stranger to snow) asked me why we do this and I didn’t have an answer. I just don’t get that as it seems these snow business have created reasons for businesses to spent more money on facility maintenance. It’s like there’s a gravel cartel running snow maintenance in this city.

[Doctorfever]

Originally Posted by Erick Estrada

The piles of gravel they drop in parking lots grinds my gears. Get caught in my shoes and they end up being tracked indoors. Has anyone ever got stuck in a parking lot? A customer from Minneapolis (no stranger to snow) asked me why we do this and I didn’t have an answer. I just don’t get that as it seems these snow business have created reasons for businesses to spent more money on facility maintenance. It’s like there’s a gravel cartel running snow maintenance in this city.

See Locke’s post about slipping and falling in a parking lot.

[Wormius]

Yeah, I don’t think Minneapolis gets freeze/thaw cycles that make streets and sidewalks into skating rinks continuously during winter.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

At least you’ve been hit in the head so many times the amount of damage left to do is pretty minimal.

CTmE

[TorqueDog]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I’m so juvenile, just the thought of someone slipping and wiping out in a parking lot makes laugh. Complete with Peter Griffin and his knee after.

That happened to my dad eight years ago... his foot was facing the wrong direction after it happened.

Fortunately, I had bought him an Xbox with PGA Tour '15 for his birthday that year; a timely gift.

[Geraldsh]

Slipping and falling is an age marker - if you’re young everyone laughs, when you’re old everyone asks if how you are.