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Old 11-28-2024, 11:03 AM   #4561
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I was in Chyna mode
Weird. We were just talking about that in my friend group chat yesterday.

It was determined to be the size of a Cheeto if you're just looking for the Cole's Notes.
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Weird. We were just talking about that in my friend group chat yesterday.

It was determined to be the size of a Cheeto if you're just looking for the Cole's Notes.
Ok, clarification is important here, legit Cheeto or Hawkins cheezie? And any Costco cheeto balls there too?
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Old 11-28-2024, 03:15 PM   #4566
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Ok, clarification is important here, legit Cheeto or Hawkins cheezie? And any Costco cheeto balls there too?
Whatever you do not google image Chyna clit.
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Old 11-28-2024, 03:29 PM   #4567
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Ok, clarification is important here, legit Cheeto or Hawkins cheezie? And any Costco cheeto balls there too?
I'd have to loop you into the chat. There's a lot to catch you up on and I don't want to get banned from CP.
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I don’t know? What’s the cut off?

All the bigots are like “women cannot be men!!!”, well maybe?
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Opened a new bottle of vitamin d3 today and discovered I had bought chocolate-chocolate flavoured. Not sure why this is a thing.
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Old 12-01-2024, 08:48 PM   #4572
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Opened a new bottle of vitamin d3 today and discovered I had bought chocolate-chocolate flavoured. Not sure why this is a thing.

hmmm who actually tries to taste Vitamin D?
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hmmm who actually tries to taste Vitamin D?

What do people want it to taste like? I’d go for chocolate over bitter pill taste.
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Right? Who even needs to park?

Okay Jimmy, get ready to bail out and roll! Dont forget to cover your head! Have a nice day at school!
Except they don't do that, they put their hazards on and block the whole road while Jimmy organizes his backpack and gets his coat on.
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Baby carrots, cucumbers and now salad kits from the US have recently been recalled for salmonella poisoning. In a reactionary move, I now consider all produce from the states to be covered in poo before shipping. The first shots of World War 4.
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Baby carrots, cucumbers and now salad kits from the US have recently been recalled for salmonella poisoning. In a reactionary move, I now consider all produce from the states to be covered in poo before shipping. The first shots of World War 4.
The worst thing about these recalls is that they recall produce from six weeks ago (or however far back). Do people buy a cucumber and have it around for a month or two before they eat them?
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The worst thing about these recalls is that they recall produce from six weeks ago (or however far back). Do people buy a cucumber and have it around for a month or two before they eat them?
Like most vegetables, yes, they sit there forever then get thrown out.
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The worst thing about these recalls is that they recall produce from six weeks ago (or however far back). Do people buy a cucumber and have it around for a month or two before they eat them?

I suppose some people could use them for pickles or some kind of preserves with a longer life so there is still a reason to issue a notice. Carrots also last a long time.
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I suppose some people could use them for pickles or some kind of preserves with a longer life so there is still a reason to issue a notice. Carrots also last a long time.
If they are pickled is there really a concern going forward? Doesn't that process kill any of the bad bacteria?
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