Edmonton is No Good XI: Mud, Sweatpants and Tiers

[topfiverecords]

Grown Men Kissing Grandmothers Medley

[Erick Estrada]

Originally Posted by GioforPM

Jersey toss.
Fan Zone wrestling.
Womens' leg bruise competition.

Shame on me. How could I forget the jersey toss!

[dissentowner]

Originally Posted by direwolf

Drai sign yet?

Nowadays Oiler fans wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish
And MF's act like their about to sign Drai.

[McG]

I was informed yesterday that pissy might sign a 1 year contract. I asked why he would do that? It’s because he wants to win a cup. I asked why contractually pissy would risk injury?

It’s all because Katz has made Edmonton the top destination in the league. And because pissy wants to repay Mavi and greaserville and Katz.

I asked what the 1 year deal should be. I was told 7 or 8. I said don’t you mean 17 or 18? “Yeah…whatever…oilers and pissy will make it work. LTIR works for everyone.”

Did you know that everyone knows that the oilers had the hardest route to the finals? It’s because everyone knows that teams elevate to play oilers…wait for it…so that the Oilers notice them and prioritize their signing as UFAs.

It’s going to be sweet watching oilers lose!

[Bingo Jr.]

Originally Posted by McG

I was informed yesterday that pissy might sign a 1 year contract. I asked why he would do that? It’s because he wants to win a cup. I asked why contractually pissy would risk injury?

It’s all because Katz has made Edmonton the top destination in the league. And because pissy wants to repay Mavi and greaserville and Katz.

I asked what the 1 year deal should be. I was told 7 or 8. I said don’t you mean 17 or 18? “Yeah…whatever…oilers and pissy will make it work. LTIR works for everyone.”

Did you know that everyone knows that the oilers had the hardest route to the finals? It’s because everyone knows that teams elevate to play oilers…wait for it…so that the Oilers notice them and prioritize their signing as UFAs.

It’s going to be sweet watching oilers lose!

I lost brain cells reading that. They're in their own little greasy world, aren't they?

[Bubba17]

Originally Posted by GioforPM

Jersey toss.
Fan Zone wrestling.
Womens' leg bruise competition.

I always forget this part of the skit, and just spit out my coffee laughing. Legendary!

[Reggie Dunlop]

Long Distance Gobbing

Vomit Hurling

[chemgear]

Originally Posted by McG

It’s all because Katz has made Edmonton the top destination in the league. And because pissy wants to repay Mavi and greaserville and Katz.

For rapists? Yup, for rapists.

[dino7c]

Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden

If we were to have an Oilers hating Olympics what would the events be?

You guys would be having me checked daily for Ped's or questioning my gender due to domanance.

[robertsfanatic]

Originally Posted by dino7c

You guys would be having me checked daily for Ped's ot questioning my gender due to domanance.

i think i could challenge you

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by dissentowner

Nowadays Oiler fans wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish
And MF's act like their about to sign Drai.

She don't know you like I know you, Drai, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan Bowman - P.S. We should be together too

[the-rasta-masta]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

Vomit Hurling

Popping into Shade on amateur night.

[direwolf]

Originally Posted by McG

It’s all because Katz has made Edmonton the top destination in the league.

Lol. Edmonton isn’t even in the top 20 in terms of destinations. If anything they’re still in the bottom 5, even after making it to the finals.

E = no good.

[Fire]

Originally Posted by McG

I was informed yesterday that pissy might sign a 1 year contract. I asked why he would do that? It’s because he wants to win a cup. I asked why contractually pissy would risk injury?

It’s all because Katz has made Edmonton the top destination in the league. And because pissy wants to repay Mavi and greaserville and Katz.

I asked what the 1 year deal should be. I was told 7 or 8. I said don’t you mean 17 or 18? “Yeah…whatever…oilers and pissy will make it work. LTIR works for everyone.”

If I was an Oilers fan, having Draisaitl wanting to sign a one year deal would be worrisome. It would be a sign that Draisaitl wants one more year with McDavid and they will both be gone the following year.

[jg13]

Footage from the Oilers dressing room as they're announcing the Conn Smythe trophy has been released.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1821742829078819155

[1qqaaz]

I love how you can hear Bettman in the background.

[Buff]

So Connor wanted to be with the boys and he did nothing in that situation to help. He just sat there silently. Understandable but if that's what you're going to do go get your trophy and then come back and be a useless bump on a log.

Leader my ass.

[dieHARDflameZ]

I am so glad that group of no goods failed to win the Cup.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by jg13

Footage from the Oilers dressing room as they're announcing the Conn Smythe trophy has been released.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1821742829078819155

Spectacular. Someone capture that before it’s deleted. Guaranteed that guy who posted that on Twitter disappears overnight.

[jg13]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

Spectacular. Someone capture that before it’s deleted. Guaranteed that guy who posted that on Twitter disappears overnight.

Over the last hour its been posted by massive accounts on Twitter. It's everywhere and not going away.