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Old 07-06-2024, 09:02 PM   #1261
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Having a good chuckle at this as I sit on my deck taking in my back yard, flower garden, lilac, mountain ash, and apple trees, listening to the finches and sipping a negroni.

Enjoy your concrete boxes, fellas.
The only people who get to enjoy negronis in the garden are people with lawns.
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And forever more he was know as Barnes the fishfcuker.
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The only people who get to enjoy negronis in the garden are people with lawns.
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Having a good chuckle at this as I sit on my deck taking in my back yard, flower garden, lilac, mountain ash, and apple trees, listening to the finches and sipping a negroni.

Enjoy your concrete boxes, fellas.
Hey fellas, get a load of Ukulele Blues over here.
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Looking at plants in your yard sounds so ####ing boring lol. I have a tree in my yard, and some plants, I can't imagine going out and "taking them in".
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Looking at plants in your yard sounds so ####ing boring lol. I have a tree in my yard, and some plants, I can't imagine going out and "taking them in".
That’s kind of sad. I’ve created kind of a utopia in my backyard. Have some tomato plants, strawberry plants and hot pepper plants. I am in older neighbourhood so I have mature trees as well. Love it here.
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Sounds like a utopia.
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Nature is repulsive. Concrete jungle for life.
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Old 07-07-2024, 07:59 AM   #1269
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That’s kind of sad. I’ve created kind of a utopia in my backyard. Have some tomato plants, strawberry plants and hot pepper plants. I am in older neighbourhood so I have mature trees as well. Love it here.
But I’m sure it’s the lawn that is the star of the show.
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Old 07-07-2024, 08:33 AM   #1270
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Having a good chuckle at this as I sit on my deck taking in my back yard, flower garden, lilac, mountain ash, and apple trees, listening to the finches and sipping a negroni.

Enjoy your concrete boxes, fellas.
Negroni feels a little too on the nose here.
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And forever more he was know as Barnes the fishfcuker.
You can broker Peace in the Middle East, halt wars in Europe but you do 1 fish and thats all they remember forever!!
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That’s fish assault!
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Not unless there is suf-fish-ent consent.

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We need a Hank Scorpio Gif where we change the Flamethrower to a Garden Hose.
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But I’m sure it’s the lawn that is the star of the show.
I can hardly wait to see Pepsi insist on dying on a stupid hill.
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Will it be grassy?
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Agreed, methinks he has always been more of a knoll type.
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Agreed, methinks he has always been more of a knoll type.
Magic Loogie theory?

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Of dead, dry, stalks of what once was grass.
We all have that one neighbor who can’t afford to keep up their landscaping. Brings down the neighbourhood prices.
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Of dead, dry, stalks of what once was grass.
We all have that one neighbor who can’t afford to keep up their landscaping. Brings down the neighbourhood prices.
Having a sensible chuckle at this as I sit on my expertly laid patio, taking in my flower garden filled with native Albertan wild flowers, my bountiful berry bushes, lilac, and variety of fruit trees, watching the blue jays and hummingbirds that have made this their stopping point on whatever beautiful journey they’re on, and sipping a negroni spagliato while I write a bit of poetry.

Enjoy your monoculture lawns, fellas.
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