06-12-2007, 06:30 PM
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Obscure Jersey Wiz
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Marsh
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So, these two antennas get married ...
...the wedding sucked, but the reception was great.
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06-12-2007, 06:45 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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Groan
But I have to commend you. I was not expecting that coming into this thread.
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06-12-2007, 06:58 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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06-12-2007, 07:06 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Bear walks into a bar in Banff...
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06-12-2007, 07:08 PM
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
Bear walks into a bar in Banff...
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Ouch.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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06-12-2007, 07:13 PM
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Obscure Jersey Wiz
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Marsh
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That was something I had to suffer through by clicking on, so I had to share.
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06-12-2007, 07:27 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sunshine Coast
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunk Skunk
That was something I had to suffer through by clicking on, so I had to share.
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No problem, the worst one's are the best.
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06-12-2007, 09:24 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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A will is a dead give-away.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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06-12-2007, 09:45 PM
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Scoring Winger
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It could just be me, but I see this thread having great potential to be stupid enough that it's classic.
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Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE! 
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06-12-2007, 11:24 PM
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wins 10 internets
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: slightly to the left
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tanguay'sstillgood
It could just be me, but I see this thread having great potential to be stupid enough that it's classic.
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but will it have anus's?
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06-13-2007, 09:14 AM
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Uncle Chester
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The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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06-13-2007, 09:36 AM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was assaulted.
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06-13-2007, 09:44 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: /dev/null
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So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks: "Why the long face?"
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06-13-2007, 09:48 AM
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tanguay'sstillgood
It could just be me, but I see this thread having great potential to be stupid enough that it's classic.
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Well, I wouldn't say classic. Technically it is a fata. http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=40303
It's worth keeping it around- that is until we start repeating all of those jokes from a few weeks ago.
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06-13-2007, 10:18 AM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by llama64
So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks: "Why the long face?"
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So Celine walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks: "Why the long face?"
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06-13-2007, 02:29 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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Two Edmonton pilots are coming in for a landing in Calgary. The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "Listen, when we hit the ground, I need you to put every ounce of your strength into helping me on the brakes and reverse thrust because the runway is pretty short". Sure enough, once the plane touches down and both pilots struggle to stop the aircraft in time, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says "Wow, you're right. That runway is short....but it sure is wide".
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06-13-2007, 02:29 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The C-spot
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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06-13-2007, 02:35 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Boxed-in
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
"Wow, you're right. That runway is short....but it sure is wide".
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 Beautiful!
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06-13-2007, 03:19 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Five-hole
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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What's pink and fluffY?
Pink Fluff
What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath
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