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Old 03-29-2007, 03:22 PM   #1
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Default "Cheesey" Jokes that still make you laugh...
you know ...the silly ones like...

Two goldfish are in a tank. The first one turns to the second and asks, "You know how to drive this thing?"

Why does a Bee have a sticky head? Because it uses a Honeycomb!

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
You walk him and pitch to the Rhino!
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:23 PM   #2
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick!
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:25 PM   #3
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick!
I told that joke 2 hours ago!



Q - How do you make a tissue dance?
A - Put a little boogie in it.

Q - What did one strawberry say to the other?
A - It was because you were so fresh that we are in this jam.

Q - What did one plate say to the other?
A - Dinner is on me.
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:25 PM   #4
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:26 PM   #5
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My nephew told me this one:

What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?


Kids don't eat broccoli.
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:27 PM   #6
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I gotta a real dirty one

4 white horses fell in the mud
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:28 PM   #7
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I gotta a real dirty one

4 white horses fell in the mud
I've got a clean joke.

I took a bath with bubbles.

I've got a dirty joke.

Bubbles is the girl next door.
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:28 PM   #8
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Why does the Mushroom always get invited to the party??



Because he's a fungi
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:29 PM   #9
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Two goldfish are in a tank. The first one turns to the second and asks, "You know how to drive this thing?"
This is how they drive it:
http://www.livescience.com/scienceof...fish_land.html
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:30 PM   #10
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Two peanuts walked into a bar and one was a salted.
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:31 PM   #11
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Two atoms are walking down the street. One turns to the other and says "I think I lost an electron"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive."
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:32 PM   #12
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:34 PM   #13
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What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you?

Nacho Cheese.


What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A Fsh.


How many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go for a bike ride?
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:35 PM   #14
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Why did the kid fall off the bike?

Cus he was hit with a fridge.
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Old 03-29-2007, 03:36 PM   #15
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One asks the other "does this taste funny to you?".
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What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree on you?


A pool table.
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Speaking of canibals...

What does the canibal get if he's late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
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Why was the the fly on the toilet seat so mad?

Because he got pissed off
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Why were King Arthur's days called the dark ages?
Because they had so many knights.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here, I'll go on a head.

5 stars for this thread!
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Why do women wear make-up and deodorant?


Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
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