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Old 11-12-2023, 10:43 PM   #9541
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NSFW!
And yet so many on here thought it would be Sutter or Gallant.
Their criteria for hiring a head coach is quite clear.
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Sounds like a political administration

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Old 11-12-2023, 10:55 PM   #9543
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We will open the bracket challenge for the new E=NG thread title tomorrow, but are still at least one option short.

getbak suggested "I don't read your stuff, Spec," from Woodcroft's last media appearance.

I kind of like this one:

https://twitter.com/user/status/1723777471596626401

"An extra special kind of ****ing hilarious."

And then, there was some incomprehensible nonsense from Ken Holland's comments today:
https://twitter.com/user/status/1723831833169940954

"I call them boo-boos"

"We're kind of back to drip, drip, drip"


Pick two, you guys.
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Old 11-12-2023, 10:56 PM   #9544
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If it was Darryl Nutter he might've had a realistic shot.
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Old 11-12-2023, 10:58 PM   #9545
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I like the drip drip drip. Fits with that ****hole and the syphilis pandemic.
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Old 11-12-2023, 11:07 PM   #9546
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I wonder why Gulutzan has survived through a couple of coaching regimes now. Continues to dodge the crosshairs.

It must be a petty Edmonton reason because we know he's not a particularly good coach. Must be to #### with Calgary.

Except we laugh and enjoy him being there. In particular for the "Gulutzan for interim" rumors every time a coach gets canned. Those will never cease to be amusing.
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Old 11-12-2023, 11:11 PM   #9547
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E=NG: Watch live on http://OilersPlus.com
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Old 11-12-2023, 11:12 PM   #9548
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Drip drip drip drip. Old man Kenny, don’t forget to lift the seat, it’s currently down.

There’s something in the water and it’s pissy.
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Old 11-12-2023, 11:39 PM   #9549
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I wonder why Gulutzan has survived through a couple of coaching regimes now. Continues to dodge the crosshairs.
In Edmonton, firing people is what you do to create the illusion that you're trying to fix the problems. It's about finding a fall guy. Gulutzan has never been important enough to serve as a plausible fall guy.
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Old 11-13-2023, 01:08 AM   #9550
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E=NG XI: That might be it. Yup.

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I realize theres a lot of quotes coming out right now from the oilers brass that are hilarious but the time is now for Blood, Sweatpants and Tiers. This gem has been waiting for years. It is time.
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Here's the whole presser for anyone who wants to watch it...

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Knoblock looks like deer caught in the headlights.
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Here's the whole presser for anyone who wants to watch it...

That was absolutely... brutal.

Imagine being a fan of the team and watching that trying to be inspired the season can turn around? What a failure.
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Old 11-13-2023, 02:00 AM   #9555
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As #### as Calgary can be, those guys up there are always good for a “hold my beer”
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Drip, Drip, Drip reminds me of the song by Chumbawumba of the same name and the lyrics are pretty much the Coilers so that's my vote
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I wish Jeff Jackson would swallow that giant ball of snot in his throat.
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To be fair, I'm posting this from the city that rhymes with fun so I'm already warped.

But even though this would be a bit NSFW, I think it hilariously captures how they can't help but embarrass themselves - replacing coaches regularly who also just happen to have nicknames that describe the team's almost Freudian subconscious reflection of their old boy's club mentality.

E=NG XI: The C##k, Tip, Woody, and Knob

Edit: I agree with the last poster that thread titles shouldn't necessarily have to be connected to something said by or about the Oilers but should be open to anything that captures the E=NG zeitgeist of the moment.
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Old 11-13-2023, 07:54 AM   #9560
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I watched Knob introduce himself between the 4-6 minute mark. I was so overwhelmed by all the opportunity mentioned that had to stop.
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