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Old 11-12-2023, 10:38 AM   #9521
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Old 11-12-2023, 10:51 AM   #9522
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The 10,000-post "rule" was implemented after v.3, since the software starts to lag after threads get too big. Pho recommended starting a new one after 10,000 posts, which usually coincided with a new season.

I get the interest in keeping this chapter going, but it is very quickly going to become unwieldy, and a change is inevitable and likely imminent. Just for some perspective: The season is 31-days-old, and there have been 2,084 posts in this thread since opening day.

I propose that we unveil a new instalment after the weekend—perhaps to commemorate a coach-firing.

I have curated the last month of posts, and have selected five potential thread titles from the suggestions offered since 10 October. As a reminder: for several years now all E=NG thread titles have been drawn from statements made by members within the organization or media. I will open a poll today and everyone can vote for their favourite:

"Not f###ing good enough”

Mud, Sweatpants and Tiers (based on Woodcroft's statement from 19 October: “We’re in a mud puddle right now.”)

“Cup or Bust!” —Turns out, it’s “Bust.”

“The All-Consuming Pursuit of the Next Solution”

“Stanley Cup Contenders in 32nd Place”

"Great Observation, Thanks"
Now you need to add Cup Lock to Knoblauch
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From Cup Lock to Knoblauch.
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Like a Steve Smith clearance pass banking off Grant Fuhr's pad.... the best E=NG moments come out of nowhere.
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I don't know much about Knoblauch, but Edmonton are the experts on Knobs.
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Celibacy is a choice!

-average Oiler fan
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Old 11-12-2023, 12:05 PM   #9529
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Woody: Cheer up Gene. It’s my last game day.
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Celibacy is a choice!

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Yes. Just not their choice…
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The comedy writes itself.
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Edmonton is No Good XI: Freudian Slipping Down the Standings

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Spector is so weird.

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With a big assist from you and a few others.
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Old 11-12-2023, 08:11 PM   #9536
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Ya are submissions closed? I feel like we have a worthy contender.
We are still looking for two more, but I will remind everyone that they need to be based on public statements made by members of the Oilers org, the Edmonton media, or drawn from public statements made about them.

I didn't watch it today, but there is doubtless some gems from the presser this AM.

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Old 11-12-2023, 08:26 PM   #9537
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Edmonton is No good: Are you worried about your job?

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E=NG XI: "I don't read your stuff, Spec."
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Old 11-12-2023, 09:02 PM   #9539
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Odds on Woody being the first coach to lose his job this season?
If I'd only placed a bet somewhere.

Odds on Knoblauch being the second coach to lose his job this season?
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Old 11-12-2023, 09:16 PM   #9540
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Wonder if they're going to bring Mac-T in to you know mentor Knobby and teach him to coach the Oiler way.


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