Edmonton is No Good X: Up and Down Like a Toilet Seat

[getbak]

Originally Posted by PuckSlap

One of the fine moderators that look over this delightful group. I'm assuming..

10,000 isn't a hard and fast rule. Some of these threads have been rebooted well below 10,000 and some have gone well past.

Personally, I think there should be a new one for the start of each season, but at this point, I say ride this one out as long as the good vibes keep going.

[Jiggy]

Next name - McDavid Farts, Edmontonian's call it the smell of success.

[getbak]

E=NG thread post counts:

1. 18,094
2. 5,130
3. 11,280
4. 8,713
5. 10,500
6. 10,020
7. 10,472
8. 5,744
9. 13,260
10. 9,483 (for now)

102,696 total and counting...

[Textcritic]

Originally Posted by getbak

10,000 isn't a hard and fast rule. Some of these threads have been rebooted well below 10,000 and some have gone well past.

Personally, I think there should be a new one for the start of each season, but at this point, I say ride this one out as long as the good vibes keep going.

The 10,000-post "rule" was implemented after v.3, since the software starts to lag after threads get too big. Pho recommended starting a new one after 10,000 posts, which usually coincided with a new season.

I get the interest in keeping this chapter going, but it is very quickly going to become unwieldy, and a change is inevitable and likely imminent. Just for some perspective: The season is 31-days-old, and there have been 2,084 posts in this thread since opening day.

I propose that we unveil a new instalment after the weekend—perhaps to commemorate a coach-firing.

I have curated the last month of posts, and have selected five potential thread titles from the suggestions offered since 10 October. As a reminder: for several years now all E=NG thread titles have been drawn from statements made by members within the organization or media. I will open a poll today and everyone can vote for their favourite:

"Not f###ing good enough”

Mud, Sweatpants and Tiers (based on Woodcroft's statement from 19 October: “We’re in a mud puddle right now.”)

“Cup or Bust!” —Turns out, it’s “Bust.”

“The All-Consuming Pursuit of the Next Solution”

“Stanley Cup Contenders in 32nd Place”

"Great Observation, Thanks"

[getbak]

I'd also add Pissy's quote from Thursday:

Edmonton is No Good XI: "Great Observation. Thanks."

[Textcritic]

Originally Posted by getbak

I'd also add Pissy's quote from Thursday:

Edmonton is No Good XI: "Great Observation. Thanks."

Okay. I will include it.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by Textcritic

Okay. I will include it.

Next week you should pull together a poll, or even a pole.

[ForeverFlameFan]

Originally Posted by Textcritic

The 10,000-post "rule" was implemented after v.3, since the software starts to lag after threads get too big. Pho recommended starting a new one after 10,000 posts, which usually coincided with a new season.

I get the interest in keeping this chapter going, but it is very quickly going to become unwieldy, and a change is inevitable and likely imminent. Just for some perspective: The season is 31-days-old, and there have been 2,084 posts in this thread since opening day.

I propose that we unveil a new instalment after the weekend—perhaps to commemorate a coach-firing.

I have curated the last month of posts, and have selected five potential thread titles from the suggestions offered since 10 October. As a reminder: for several years now all E=NG thread titles have been drawn from statements made by members within the organization or media. I will open a poll today and everyone can vote for their favourite:

"Not f###ing good enough”

Mud, Sweatpants and Tiers (based on Woodcroft's statement from 19 October: “We’re in a mud puddle right now.”)

“Cup or Bust!” —Turns out, it’s “Bust.”

“The All-Consuming Pursuit of the Next Solution”

“Stanley Cup Contenders in 32nd Place”

"Great Observation, Thanks"

The last two are my favorite lol

[Textcritic]

Originally Posted by ForeverFlameFan

The last two are my favorite lol

The crazy thing is that all of those quotes were uttered in the space of about three weeks.

Edmonton is no good.

[Paulie Walnuts]

Who tf said the all consuming pursuit of the next solution??

[GioforPM]

“Seismic No Goodness”

[Tbull8]

Originally Posted by Paulie Walnuts

Who tf said the all consuming pursuit of the next solution??

Willy Wonka

*woodcroft

[Textcritic]

Originally Posted by Paulie Walnuts

Who tf said the all consuming pursuit of the next solution??

##1, 2 and 4 were all from Woodcroft.
#3 was from McDavid, and repeated by Draisaitl.
#5 was either Reid Wilkins or Rob Brown from the post-game show (I might be mis-remembering this one.)
#6 was from Draisaitl.

[PuckSlap]

Great observation, has my vote.

##### pants sums up the entire media in greasville

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[Textcritic]

Originally Posted by GioforPM

“Seismic No Goodness”

If someone from Edmonton didn't say it, it doesn't count.

[D as in David]

What about Woodpeckers comment to the effect of "not winning as a team"? I can't remember the exact quote.

[GioforPM]

Originally Posted by Textcritic

If someone from Edmonton didn't say it, it doesn't count.

Michaels kept saying that a comeback in SJ was “Seismic”


That’s all I’ve got.

[Textcritic]

Originally Posted by D as in David

What about Woodpeckers comment to the effect of "not winning as a team"? I can't remember the exact quote.

That was from last year. There is already so much more current material.

[This post is terrible]

Originally Posted by Textcritic

If someone from Edmonton didn't say it, it doesn't count.

Wasn’t Patrick Sharp quoted for one of the past E=NG titles.

[Textcritic]

Originally Posted by This post is terrible

Wasn’t Patrick Sharp quoted for one of the past E=NG titles.

Special exceptions can be made.

*EDIT* But, the important point here is that the E=NG titles are organic. We don't make any of this #### up.