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Old 07-05-2023, 02:25 PM   #6241
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They evacuated my mom from Edson to Edmonton so I went up to see her (and delouse her) on Saturday and I can confirm Edmonton is still and always will be NO GOOD! River valley and all, condolences to mother nature for her loss.
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Citizens of Alberta to Mother Nature re: Tornado

"Dammit woman! You missed!!"
What’s the difference? You’re telling me you can drive through Edmonton and say with any certainty that a Tornado hadn’t been through there recently?
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E=NG is not limited to hockey.

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Old 07-07-2023, 01:33 AM   #6245
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They should change it to the Edmonton Eeks.
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Old 07-07-2023, 01:43 AM   #6246
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They should change it to the Edmonton Eeks.
They should just acknowledge their complete and utter failure and fold the team and turn Commonwealth into an astonishingly undesirable Sushi restaurant which will, inevitably, also immediately fail.

This is the Edmonton Way.

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Old 07-07-2023, 06:03 AM   #6247
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I see that Terry Jones is as no good as ever in retirement.
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Old 07-07-2023, 07:39 AM   #6248
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I have an Inuit artist friend who unhesitatingly calls herself (and tells me to as well) an "Eskimo". Sixties Scoop survivor. She is good. Edmonton is still No Good though.
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Old 07-07-2023, 09:18 AM   #6249
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Hardly anyone even used the word Eskimos. We all said Esks, or Eskies if we weren't in a rush.
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Old 07-07-2023, 10:32 AM   #6250
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Here’s a newspaper clip from a friend’s scrapbook of birthday boy Steve Smith, taken after scoring on his own net in ‘86.




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The Elks could try winning a game at home. I bet that would help sell tickets. I bet they haven't thought of that yet.
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At this rate, changing that football team's name back to "Eskimos" would just damage the reputation of that word even further.
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Old 07-07-2023, 12:40 PM   #6253
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Have they thought of changing the name to Elfs?
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I am officially starting a campaign for the next E=NG title. For me and many other posters the choice has been obvious since the words came out of Jay Woodcroft's mouth.

"We don't win as a team"

That's it, that's the title. No need for bad puns, toilet jokes or references to Katz's sleaziness (as much as I like all those things). Woodcroft gave us the quote, let's use it.

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I am officially starting a campaign for the next E=NG title. For me and many other posters the choice has been obvious since the words came out of Jay Woodcroft's mouth.

"We don't win as a team"

That's it, that's the title. No need for bad puns, toilet jokes or references to Katz's sleaziness (as much as I like all those things). Woodcroft gave us the quote, let's use it.

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Edmonton is No Good XI: We Don't Win As A Team

No need for other contenders. That's the winner.
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Edmonton No Goods. That should be the name for a football team that hasn’t won a home game since last decade pretty much.
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Old 07-07-2023, 05:08 PM   #6257
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They could call themselves the Goods and they'd still be No Good.
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I am officially starting a campaign for the next E=NG title. For me and many other posters the choice has been obvious since the words came out of Jay Woodcroft's mouth.

"We don't win as a team"

That's it, that's the title. No need for bad puns, toilet jokes or references to Katz's sleaziness (as much as I like all those things). Woodcroft gave us the quote, let's use it.

1:10 of video
For the record, they gave us the toilet quote too.
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Old 07-07-2023, 06:10 PM   #6259
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The Elks could try winning a game at home. I bet that would help sell tickets. I bet they haven't thought of that yet.
They've scored 14+ points exactly once in five games. And lost all of them.
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Old 07-07-2023, 06:19 PM   #6260
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For the record, they gave us the toilet quote too.
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