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[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by White Out 403

I just want to clarify, is this hypothetical or are you actually wanting to smash my car? Never can be too sure

When I have my kids with , especially my 5 year old (which I did that day) who's a crazy person, the closer the store I am the better

I guess so. I get where you're coming from, but with a 2 and 4 year old, I think they've been in more near misses walking through that area than in any other area by any grocery stores. But maybe that's just the stores I go to with click and collect and online pick up stalls. Again, I personally avoid that area because it's a magnet for stupid. Maybe you're right for your situation, but I personally just don't fully understand how the situation is more convenient, but the situations might not be the same.

Originally Posted by White Out 403

What about incel? That's a pretty modern take

Nah. That can trigger the crazy in actual incels. No to pwned though.

Modern insults, there's ####ing failure to launch and reject. I don't think ass hat, #### stain/stick/bag have gone out of favor.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Imma call fat people fat, crazy people crazy, and total morons the r-word so long as bald remains an inbounds insult.

Is calling someone bald as an insult a real thing? I thought bald people used it on themselves as some sort of expression of self-deprecation.

I’ve never imagined a gang of roving teenagers shouting out, “hey baldy! you’re bald!”

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Did you consider that people who are getting their groceries delivered to their cars also may have mobility issues and you’re also making it a pain for the grocery store employees to go and hunt down the vehicle?

No, the difficulty for the grocery unloading employees is due to the person that typically answers the phone.

Originally Posted by Wormius

Is calling someone bald as an insult a real thing? I thought bald people used it on themselves as some sort of expression of self-deprecation.

I’ve never imagined a gang of roving teenagers shouting out, “hey baldy! you’re bald!”

When did calling someone a chrome dome go out of style? I honestly don't know.

[White Out 403]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Is calling someone bald as an insult a real thing? I thought bald people used it on themselves as some sort of expression of self-deprecation.

I’ve never imagined a gang of roving teenagers shouting out, “hey baldy! you’re bald!”

You have no idea how merciless children are.

[DownInFlames]

Originally Posted by MoneyGuy

I’d drink that. You have a choice.

Dr Pepper Zero is a reformulated Diet Dr Pepper, which is discontinued. I don't care about the rebranding but nobody asked them to change the sweeteners.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by White Out 403

hah! Yes, it's worse parking in one of the dozen empty pickup spots than parking in a handicap section. all time stupid take, #### this thread never fails to deliver.

oooooh and there it is. lose some weight fatty. beautiful *chefs kiss*

Sorry, I've just always pictured you a very certain way based on your posts and with the admission that you struggled to walk a little bit extra, I thought I would try make a helpful. Too much? Your health is important.

Originally Posted by Sliver

I do kinda miss the days when we could call people fat, use the "r-word" () and just generally be bigger jackasses. Not talking about CP, but just the world in general. Whenever I hear somebody use the r-word in public I want to fist bump them just for keeping it real.

The r-word got unfairly lumped in with the other words, I think. It's a good word. It bites in a way a lot of other words used for a similar purpose don't. I actually think words that communities don't want to "take back" or repurpose should be available for insults. I've been tempted to use the r-word more than a few times here. There are words that I feel I'm "allowed" to use, but I don't because I feel guilty that nobody else can use them.

It's really a shame that bigots and hateful idiots ruined things for everyone.

[White Out 403]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

I guess so. I get where you're coming from, but with a 2 and 4 year old, I think they've been in more near misses walking through that area than in any other area by any grocery stores. But maybe that's just the stores I go to with click and collect and online pick up stalls. Again, I personally avoid that area because it's a magnet for stupid. Maybe you're right for your situation, but I personally just don't fully understand how the situation is more convenient, but the situations might not be the same.



Nah. That can trigger the crazy in actual incels. No to pwned though.

Modern insults, there's ####ing failure to launch and reject. I don't think ass hat, #### stain/stick/bag have gone out of favor.

I'm trying to bring back the slang "cas'" from the 90's at work. It grinds me gears that my favourite 90s slang is widely gone and dead. Me and my fat opinions.

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Sorry, I've just always pictured you a very certain way based on your posts and with the admission that you struggled to walk a little bit extra, I thought I would try make a helpful. Too much? Your health is important.

Wtf are you talking about? I never wrote that I struggled to walk. lol jesus christ man. This is actually amusing watching you melt down over a parking space

[TheIronMaiden]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Is calling someone bald as an insult a real thing? I thought bald people used it on themselves as some sort of expression of self-deprecation.

I’ve never imagined a gang of roving teenagers shouting out, “hey baldy! you’re bald!”

I would say that people poking fun at you for balding is basically constant once it starts.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

No, the difficulty for the grocery unloading employees is due to the person that typically answers the phone.



When did calling someone a chrome dome go out of style? I honestly don't know.

Around the same time that chrome went out of style.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden

I would say that people poking fun at you for balding is basically constant once it starts.

And god help you if you are short.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by White Out 403

Wtf are you talking about? I never wrote that I struggled to walk. lol jesus christ man. This is actually amusing watching you melt down over a parking space

Who is melting down? I think you're still a little bit shell-shocked from the verbal abuse you took in the parking lot. It's OK man, this is a safe space. Nobody is going to judge you if you're out of breath after ten car lengths. We just want to help. You are loved.

[White Out 403]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Who is melting down? I think you're still a little bit shell-shocked from the verbal abuse you took in the parking lot. It's OK man, this is a safe space. Nobody is going to judge you if you're out of breath after ten car lengths. We just want to help. You are loved.

Do you need a hug? Lmao

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by White Out 403

Do you need a hug? Lmao

Any time, WO403. We're all here for you. You are loved.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Is calling someone bald as an insult a real thing? I thought bald people used it on themselves as some sort of expression of self-deprecation.

I’ve never imagined a gang of roving teenagers shouting out, “hey baldy! you’re bald!”

It's less like that and more of a, 'pathetic middle-aged bald guy with a small dick' sort of insult. Especially hurtful when your wife slings it at you.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Sliver

It's less like that and more of a, 'pathetic middle-aged bald guy with a small dick' sort of insult. Especially hurtful when your wife slings it at you.

That’s the saddest thing I have heard all day.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Wormius

That’s the saddest thing I have heard all day.

lol my wife is the sweetest person and I only wrote that to get her goat because she sometimes reads CP if that makes you feel any better. I don't think she's insulted me in my life.

[GGG]

Originally Posted by White Out 403

I just want to clarify, is this hypothetical or are you actually wanting to smash my car? Never can be too sure

When I have my kids with , especially my 5 year old (which I did that day) who's a crazy person, the closer the store I am the better

I’m trying to gauge your level of confidence in not inconveniencing people. You seem to hedge a bit on whether you don’t care if you get in the way or it’s empty enough that you know you won’t get in the way. So if you are unwilling to have your window smashed if all of the spots got filled up then you aren’t confident enough to park there.

[Mr.Coffee]

Originally Posted by Sliver

lol my wife is the sweetest person and I only wrote that to get her goat because she sometimes reads CP if that makes you feel any better. I don't think she's insulted me in my life.

trying to get laid tonight eh?

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by fotze2

And god help you if you are short.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

I want a picture of OPs parkjob. If it’s anything less than this, I’ll be disappointed.