Omg, do not buy pop from the Superstore liquor store.

[CroFlames]

Originally Posted by Shazam

Yeah, typically. I've had the honour of reading a couple of the posts before they get deleted and the user banned. And yeah, they go NUTS.

My suicide by mod will be epic.



But not today.

[Blaster86]

Originally Posted by blankall

Continually fewer people are using boards like this, and trolling is definitely less popular. The bad seeds have almost entirely been weeded out at this point. It's just a slowly dwindling group of largely middle aged men.

Ban, ban as fast as you can! You can't ban me, I'm the gingerbread man!


Edit- Also, half of those bans are already back under new names. I at least have the common courtesy to use the same name every time I remake this account.

[D as in David]

Originally Posted by GullFoss

Do in you think the rate of lifetime suspensions has trended downwards over the past few years? CP seems more pleasant than I can ever remember it...

Being the fan of advanced stats that Bingo is, I'm imagining he's tracking some on all current posters. Such as:

Shots for/against
High danger shots for/against
Saving posts %

[powderjunkie]

Originally Posted by Blaster86

Ban, ban as fast as you can! You can't ban me, I'm the gingerbread man!


Edit- Also, half of those bans are already back under new names. I at least have the common courtesy to use the same name every time I remake this account.

Ooph, how pathetic your life must be if you're on iteration 86.

[Blaster86]

Originally Posted by powderjunkie

Ooph, how pathetic your life must be if you're on iteration 86.

How dare you judge me for how I choose to live my life.

[monkeyman]

Originally Posted by powderjunkie

Ooph, how pathetic your life must be if you're on iteration 86.

You have to consider, he started as Blaster69.
Im not judging.

[topfiverecords]

As you age, the blasting decreases.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by monkeyman

You have to consider, he started as Blaster69.
Im not judging.

Is that because he took up Yoga? Because '86' requires a lot more flexibility.

That is not for amateurs.

[ken0042]

Originally Posted by edslunch

When users get permanently-banned are their offending posts deleted? There's a who's who of banned posters in this thread but who I look at their immediate post histories I can't see any obvious ban-worthy posts.

Fair enough question. It depends on the circumstances. Often we do delete the offending post if it was bad enough. Many times the post was in a mega-thread, and when those threads get to big they have to be archived.

[D as in David]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

As you age, the blasting decreases.

Depends

[Barnet Flame]

Originally Posted by Matata

Ah 2011, back then, men were men on CP.

And the Flames had the 13th overall pick.

How times change.

[Bonded]

Lol what a wild bump.
I need to get in on the Matata/CroFlames drama.
Have you done the nookie yet or does that come later when you decide who is the bigger man

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Bonded

Lol what a wild bump.
I need to get in on the Matata/CroFlames drama.
Have you done the nookie yet or does that come later when you decide who is the bigger man

Whoa...assumptions bruh!

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by Bonded

Lol what a wild bump.
I need to get in on the Matata/CroFlames drama.
Have you done the nookie yet or does that come later when you decide who is the bigger man

A Ron Swanson type of drinking contest to determine who wins seems appropriate for this thread.

[Bonded]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

A Ron Swanson type of drinking contest to determine who wins seems appropriate for this thread.

Superstore liquor store pop only though. Loser has to pay for it.

[CroFlames]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

A Ron Swanson type of drinking contest to determine who wins seems appropriate for this thread.

Not even being sarcastic this time, I would definitely beat him in that.



I might actually be the Alpha Male that alt-rights wish they were.

[Blaster86]

Originally Posted by CroFlames

Not even being sarcastic this time, I would definitely beat him in that.
I might actually be the Alpha Male that alt-rights wish they were.

What the #### did you just ####ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the #### out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ####ing words. You think you can get away with saying that #### to me over the Internet? Think again, ####er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ####ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ####. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ####ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will #### fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ####ing dead, kiddo.

[Wormius]

Buying pop at inflated liquor store prices is the ultimate manly-man flex.

[FormerPresJamesTaylor]

Originally Posted by Jiggy

Your posts remind me of MMF.

Has Cecil pm'd you yet?

[activeStick]

Does anyone use Bubly as mixers for vodka? Tasty. I've tried a few flavours - Lime is my favorite to use as mixer. Watermelon was very underwhelming, pineapple is okay too. Any other suggestions?