02-23-2023, 05:06 PM
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#41
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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The cringe in this thread is already delicious, but I think we should really take it up a notch.
Bullet form points from everyone for us to feed into chatgpt to write a campfire story. One bullet each.
"Write us a story about a guy named Sliver that..."
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02-23-2023, 05:07 PM
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#42
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Did he die?
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02-23-2023, 05:09 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Calgary - Centre West
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wormius
Did he die?
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He is dying on the inside right now. 
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Originally Posted by Azure
Typical dumb take.
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02-23-2023, 05:09 PM
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#44
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evil of fart
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This is fataing outrageous. Where are the mods?
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02-23-2023, 05:12 PM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver
This is fataing outrageous. Where are the mods?
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If you allow the story idea, we could charge per bullet and donate it to charity. Your CP infamy has been building for years towards this moment.
Carpe diem, my friend.
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02-23-2023, 05:14 PM
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#46
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Calgary - Centre West
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Story time.
Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, there lived a knight named Sliver. Despite his unconventional mode of transportation - a motorized scooter, Sliver was loved by all. He was tall, slightly portly in stature, and had a heart of gold.
Every person in the kingdom looked up to him and admired him for his bravery and noble deeds. Sliver rode his scooter through the town, always ready to help anyone in need, and the people cheered whenever he passed by.
Even the dogs in the kingdom couldn't resist marking their territory on his tires. But Sliver paid them no mind. He was too busy on his next quest to defend the honor of his kingdom.
Despite his mode of transportation, Sliver proved himself to be a worthy knight. He performed heroic deeds and won many battles. His courage and selflessness had become the stuff of legends.
And when the kingdom was in peril, it was Sliver who stepped forward and saved the day. He battled against monsters and other creatures that threatened the safety of the people. The kingdom knew that they could always rely on him in their darkest hour.
From that day on, Sliver continued to ride his scooter through the kingdom, always ready to help anyone who needed him. He became a symbol of hope and inspiration for all the people of the land. And even though every woman still wanted him and every man still wanted to be him, Sliver remained humble and devoted to his duty as a knight.
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Originally Posted by Azure
Typical dumb take.
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02-23-2023, 05:23 PM
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#47
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Originally Posted by Sliver
This is fataing outrageous. Where are the mods?
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This was your idea, technically. We’re just here following your lead, learning to be better friends, lovers, and humans.
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02-23-2023, 05:30 PM
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#48
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Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Alberta
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TIL that this poster's name isn't SILVER but SLIVER. I have been saying that wrong for years now. Huh!
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02-23-2023, 05:38 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Monahammer
TIL that this poster's name isn't SILVER but SLIVER. I have been saying that wrong for years now. Huh!
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Does he get under your skin? One day, just showed up painfully, and now you are red, irritated, and just want it gone, but can't find the damn tweezers?
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02-23-2023, 05:40 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver
This is fataing outrageous. Where are the mods?
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LOL.
On a scale of 1 to Rudy Giuliani at 4 Seasons, how awkward are you feeling?
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02-23-2023, 05:44 PM
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#51
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Everything about this thread is good. Except Sliver, he's the best.
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02-23-2023, 05:47 PM
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#52
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Is this the thread for slagging on or jacking off fellow posters?
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02-23-2023, 06:03 PM
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#53
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Originally Posted by ResAlien
Is this the thread for slagging on or jacking off fellow posters?
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Yes.
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02-23-2023, 06:22 PM
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#54
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver
This is fataing outrageous. Where are the mods?
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Yes...thats better.
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02-23-2023, 07:10 PM
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#55
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuzz
Does he get under your skin? One day, just showed up painfully, and now you are red, irritated, and just want it gone, but can't find the damn tweezers?
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You know when someone is cutting a cake and you want some but not that much?
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02-23-2023, 07:18 PM
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#56
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Originally Posted by PepsiFree
I like Sliver but this is an insane read on him tbh.
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Not even sure it’s about the same person.
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02-23-2023, 07:54 PM
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#57
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I thought it was "Silver"
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02-23-2023, 09:08 PM
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#58
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Damn. it ain't even the middle of August yet.
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02-23-2023, 09:15 PM
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#59
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Apartment 5A
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Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
Damn. it ain't even the middle of August yet.
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I’d guess with Bialik hosting Jeopardy he has extra time on his hands
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02-23-2023, 09:18 PM
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#60
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Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Cowtown
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Sliver built his bunker in his yard and then had it donated it directly to Ukraine.
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