Edmonton is No Good X: Up and Down Like a Toilet Seat

[musth]

Originally Posted by sketchyt

It's also weird you never hear this about other 'special' players like McKinnon, Makar, Matthews, Hedman, etc... they don't seem to need this treatment.

Because the players you mentioned aren't near as good as Mickey-drai

[midniteowl]

Originally Posted by sketchyt

It's also weird you never hear this about other 'special' players like McKinnon, Makar, Matthews, Hedman, etc... they don't seem to need this treatment.

Never heard this about players like Sid or OV neither.

[drewtastic]

Originally Posted by Jay Random

Quoted from the OOT thread for posterity:



KINGS GO ‘OLD TESTAMENT’ ON OILERS

Gideon's Bible Society, Hockey Division

And there was weeping and gnashing of teeth in the city of No Good, and great was the stench thereof.

Here endeth the lesson.

Praise be to (No) G(o)od

[Backstop]

Sidney Crosby: “I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high”
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/02...edmonton-high/

[memphusk]

My wife told me The Oinkers are doing autographs at West Edmonton Mall tomorrow. Piss stains and McTurd are only signing 400 signatures each and it can only be on upper deck things? Is this common place due to some kind of sponsorship?

[Sec214]

Originally Posted by memphusk

My wife told me The Oinkers are doing autographs at West Edmonton Mall tomorrow. Piss stains and McTurd are only signing 400 signatures each and it can only be on upper deck things? Is this common place due to some kind of sponsorship?

Upperdeck paid for their time. Nobody does anything for free for that fan base.

2000 people will buy the cards tomorrow before in hopes of being the 400 to receive mcdomer signature.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by memphusk

My wife told me The Oinkers are doing autographs at West Edmonton Mall tomorrow. Piss stains and McTurd are only signing 400 signatures each and it can only be on upper deck things? Is this common place due to some kind of sponsorship?

Cause that went so well last time. Another round of McFlu and his 200 ailments he’s miraculously playing through.

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

Originally Posted by memphusk

My wife told me The Oinkers are doing autographs at West Edmonton Mall tomorrow. Piss stains and McTurd are only signing 400 signatures each and it can only be on upper deck things? Is this common place due to some kind of sponsorship?

I need someone in Edmonton to track down an old free standing urinal and haul it to the autograph session for pissy to sign so I can heave-laugh myself into an early grave

get leon to pose for a photo with it too like conner did with the disturbing fan paintings

edit-- actually even a toilet seat would suffice

[Tkachukwagon]

https://twitter.com/user/status/1593397222862950402

[CroFlames]

Originally Posted by Jay Random

Quoted from the OOT thread for posterity:



KINGS GO ‘OLD TESTAMENT’ ON OILERS

Gideon's Bible Society, Hockey Division

In the eleventh month, on the sixteenth day, the host of the Kings came up from the city of the angels of the LORD, even unto the city of the host of the Oil, which is No Good:

And they entered into the house of abomination, that is the temple of Rogers,

And there did battle against the host of the Oil for three periods, even from the faceoff unto the buzzer.

And Connor the son of David, the captain of the host of the Oil, did evil in the sight of the Referees;

And he was made to sit in the box of repentance, for his play was unclean.

But the host of the Kings made many offerings of rubber, according to the rites that are written in the Book of the Rules;

And Trevor, priest of the house of Moore, thrice laid the disc of the covenant in the tabernacle of the goal.

Then the host of the Kings was entered in the tablet of the Standings under the letter Waw, for they did what is righteous; and they went away from that place, and there was great rejoicing.

But the host of the Oil was entered under the letter Lamed, for they did what is evil in the eyes of the Fans;

And there was weeping and gnashing of teeth in the city of No Good, and great was the stench thereof.

Here endeth the lesson.

This is too good haha. Even got the random italics in there like the actual bible.

[chedder]

Holloway bumped down to the 4th line this morning. There goes another promising first rounder that should still be learning the pro game in the AHL. Never change, Oilers.

[CroFlames]

Originally Posted by chedder

Holloway bumped down to the 4th line this morning. There goes another promising first rounder that should still be learning the pro game in the AHL. Never change, Oilers.

You mean The Beast™

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

Originally Posted by chedder

Holloway bumped down to the 4th line this morning. There goes another promising first rounder that should still be learning the pro game in the AHL. Never change, Oilers.

but .. that preseason .. it doesn't compute !?

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by chedder

Holloway bumped down to the 4th line this morning. There goes another promising first rounder that should still be learning the pro game in the AHL. Never change, Oilers.

Kostin get promoted to the top line yet?

[Rejean31]

Originally Posted by Toonage

Haven't listened but apparently on the Marek show today, he and Friedman talk about the NHL needing to do a better job of "protecting its stars" after the "controversial hit".

####. Right. Off.

Friedman is just one in a long list of Oiler fanboys in the media today. Where was Friedman a few years ago when teams kept slashing Gaudreau’s hands, to the point that the Wild actually broke his hand. Didn’t hear a peep out of Oiler fanboy Friedman then.

[Rejean31]

Originally Posted by chummer

Just paste and copy the numbers at the end of the tweet and put it in the tweet tag in the go advanced option

https://twitter.com/user/status/1593339322203504641

Yeah, remember that Draisatl you asshat, the next time you stick a player in the nuts, like you love to do. You better be willing to back it up with your fists, you big ####ing dork!!!

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

guy who spears family jewels talking about having integrity on the ice .. priceless

[Macho0978]

Originally Posted by chedder

Holloway bumped down to the 4th line this morning. There goes another promising first rounder that should still be learning the pro game in the AHL. Never change, Oilers.

He averages 8 mins a game before this change. I thought he was already there.

What organization has their top prospect playing 8 mins a night when he has yet to dominate the AHL and prove that he is better off up than down? Such terrible management.

[Snuffleupagus]

Originally Posted by Macho0978

He averages 8 mins a game before this change. I thought he was already there.

What organization has their top prospect playing 8 mins a night when he has yet to dominate the AHL and prove that he is better off up than down? Such terrible management.

You can tell who’s really running the show up there, Holland would never treat a good prospect like that, if anything he was known in Detroit to over cook prospects in the minors too much.

The old boys club led by Lowe are as strong as ever.

[Mass_nerder]

Originally Posted by chummer

Just paste and copy the numbers at the end of the tweet and put it in the tweet tag in the go advanced option

https://twitter.com/user/status/1593339322203504641

I guess the 'Keeper of the Code' title stayed with the Oilers instead of moving on with Kassian