[News] All-encompassing Bennett trade discussions thread

[FanIn80]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

I am confident that he doesn't get 40 points, but 1) I WANT him to, and 2) I ain't betting a pube sandwich for any odds.

Potential loophole: Nobody said anything about whose pubes they have to be.

[GioforPM]

Originally Posted by Moneyhands23

I bet a Pube sandwich that he finishes the season on the Monahan line RW and has 40pts. Then re-signs with the team for 4 years

You’re on. And winky face isn’t an escape clause.

[Lanny_McDonald]

Originally Posted by rhino

So would we agree he won’t produce 2nd line numbers playing 3rd and 4th line minutes?

He doesn't produce 2nd line numbers playing on the first line.

[Moneyhands23]

Originally Posted by Cali Panthers Fan

Quoted so you can't edit. Any takers on this bet?

Fair enough. The only part I regret is the 4 year contract part.

[transplant99]

Originally Posted by rhino

So would we agree he won’t produce 2nd line numbers playing 3rd and 4th line minutes?

No he wont...problem is he hasnt when he does get those kind of minutes as well.

Say you want him playing in the top 6 minutes....who does he take the spot of among

Gaudreau
Monahan
Tkachuk
Lindholm
Backlund
Mangiapane
?

I mean...if he plays every game like he did last night....anchor him to Monahan and Gaudreau. That's a massive "if" however.

[Moneyhands23]

Originally Posted by Monahammer

Is this bet that Sam Bennett will get 39 more points in the remaining 44 games of this season?

I just want to be sure. Because if that is indeed the bet, I will take it. I hope I am eating a pube sandwich because I think we will be happy as #### if I am, but there is virtually no chance of this occurring. Chucky might barely get 40 this season.

You putting the math up there really makes me a bit uncomfortable now. Oh well, it's not like it'll be the 1st time iv choked on a pube!

Any really if I am right that will be legendary! Lol

[motorcrosser]

bennett just needs to keep laying hard, clean hits like he did last night. This is what the team needs.

[DeluxeMoustache]

Originally Posted by GioforPM

You’re on. And winky face isn’t an escape clause.

Hm. Reading as written, you guys are willing to make each other these sandwiches. There was nothing written about consuming them, which is what most people do with sandwiches

On closer inspection, this bet is not so much horrifying as just bizarre


Edit: other posters have come out of the woodwork volunteering to eat them


Carry on

[Monahammer]

Originally Posted by DeluxeMoustache

Hm. Reading as written, you guys are willing to make each other these sandwiches. There was nothing written about consuming them, which is what most people do with sandwiches

On closer inspection, this bet is not so much horrifying as just bizarre


Edit: other posters have come out of the woodwork volunteering to eat them


Carry on

Stop kink shaming. This is a safe place

[Moneyhands23]

Originally Posted by Monahammer

Stop kink shaming. This is a safe place

Ahhhhhahaha. I see what you did there

[DeluxeMoustache]

Originally Posted by Monahammer

Stop kink shaming. This is a safe place

Apologies

Bon appetit to any and all for your sandwich of choice

Please accept this photo as a peace offering

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by New Era

We ALL want Bennett to get 40 points. God, we would have an amazing player on our hands if he could produce like that. He would be a solid second line player. But we have to be realistic about that possibility and what his production really looks like. We're now talking about whether he will be available to the team for the expansion draft or be an outright UFA. That's an indication where he's headed and should greatly temper expectations. We should be prepping for the departure of the guy, not dreaming up ways to give him more opportunities that he never takes advantage of.

So you're taking the bet?

[Enoch Root]

Also, you don't have to state your opinion on Bennett to every single post that mentions his name, including jokes

[N-E-B]

A guy who plays primarily C or LW on the third line who hasn’t cracked 30 points in six years who requested a trade will finish at RW on the 1st line with 40 points in a a shortened season and will then re-sign for four years?

I foresee a pube sandwich in your future Moneyhands.

[Lanny_McDonald]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Also, you don't have to state your opinion on Bennett to every single post that mentions his name, including jokes

And you don't have to jump to his defense either.

[TheIronMaiden]

I don't have the courage to slog through this thread.
Have any respectable rumors' popped up yet?

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by New Era

And you don't have to jump to his defense either.

And where am I doing that?

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Remember when Ren ate his pubes and then posted the video to CP?

I ‘member.

[GioforPM]

Originally Posted by DeluxeMoustache

Hm. Reading as written, you guys are willing to make each other these sandwiches. There was nothing written about consuming them, which is what most people do with sandwiches

On closer inspection, this bet is not so much horrifying as just bizarre


Edit: other posters have come out of the woodwork volunteering to eat them


Carry on

Yeah, as written it’s not good. I do not want. I will donate my winnings to CP.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden

I don't have the courage to slog through this thread.
Have any respectable rumors' popped up yet?

There is a strong rumour that Monahammer will be eating a pube sandwich

Edit: or was it moneyhands?