04-08-2019, 07:28 PM
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#181
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Last edited by dissentowner; 04-08-2019 at 07:34 PM.
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04-08-2019, 07:36 PM
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#182
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Denver spelled backwards is Revned. Take that! Yeh, I got nothing.
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04-08-2019, 07:37 PM
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#183
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SofaProfessor
I may have the sense of humour of a 10 year old but this is the only one I legitimately laughed out loud at.
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Yep same, almost burst out laughing in class. Had to stifle it but this was the best one.
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04-08-2019, 07:52 PM
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#184
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Fort Collins, CO
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Someone mentioned the Avs mascot earlier, was a precious snowflake... Well, Bernie is their mascot and he steals little girls cowboy hats! That's my daughter the Flames fan and her cowboy hat on top of Bernie's head
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Last edited by iamca; 04-09-2019 at 09:42 AM.
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04-08-2019, 08:26 PM
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#185
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Franchise Player
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Denver voted for Donald Trump.
And would again!
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04-08-2019, 08:27 PM
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#186
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Van City - Main St.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15
People in Denver don’t change the photocopier back to single sided after making copies.
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That's cause in Denver you still have to manually flip the paper for double sided printing.
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04-08-2019, 08:48 PM
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#187
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Calgary
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The Ranch is set in Colorado and it might be the most overrated show on Netflix. My wife likes it and her taste in television could most politely be described as "horribly sucky."
I've actually been wanting to get that off my chest for awhile.
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04-08-2019, 08:51 PM
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#188
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Appealing my suspension
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside Enemy Lines
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Landeskog uses womans public washrooms to go number 2 and never flushes. I feel for the janitorial staff at the dome
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"Some guys like old balls"
Patriots QB Tom Brady
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04-08-2019, 09:03 PM
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#189
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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The Avalanche are the PT Cruiser of the NHL
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04-09-2019, 02:23 AM
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#191
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Makarov
Calgary layeth the skyline smackdown on Denver:
Denver:
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Denver apparently has no river, no reason for its downtown to exist where it does, making it a very strange anomaly.
(It actually does, just not in this photo, but I was sceptical enough that I had to check.)
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04-09-2019, 03:44 AM
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#192
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Chicago
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People in Denver leave shopping carts wherever they please
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04-09-2019, 07:48 AM
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#193
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Needs More Cowbell
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Not Canada, Eh?
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Other than "The Mile High City", Denver's other slogan?
Queen City of the Plains
Yeah.
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04-09-2019, 07:59 AM
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#194
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Powerplay Quarterback
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People in Denver awkwardly hold the door for you when you're not even close.
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04-09-2019, 08:04 AM
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#195
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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They ding other people's car doors by parking too close.
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04-09-2019, 08:13 AM
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#196
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: H-Town, Texas
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My ex-husband was born in Denver, therefore Denver produces dead-beat dads and and alcoholic losers.
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04-09-2019, 08:13 AM
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#197
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Springbank
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04-09-2019, 08:14 AM
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#198
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Springbank
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04-09-2019, 08:16 AM
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#199
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: H-Town, Texas
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The vendors at hockey, baseball, basketball and football games serve Rocky Mountain Oysters. Denver eats goat, bull and sheep's balls between periods and half-times. (true story)
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04-09-2019, 08:17 AM
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#200
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Springbank
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