04-08-2019, 02:34 PM
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#161
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Moscow
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Calgary layeth the skyline smackdown on Denver:
Denver:
Calgary, in all her glory:
Yes, apparently 75% of that Calgary office space is vacant and inhabited by ferrel cats and hobos, but...
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"Life of Russian hockey veterans is very hard," said Soviet hockey star Sergei Makarov. "Most of them don't have enough to eat these days. These old players are Russian legends."
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04-08-2019, 02:42 PM
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#162
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2016
Location: ATCO Field, Section 201
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Erik Johnson doesn't wash his hands after pooping.
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04-08-2019, 02:43 PM
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#163
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Moscow
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden
Erik Johnson doesn't wash his hands after pooping.
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Erik Johnson's poop has to wash its hands after being pooped.
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"Life of Russian hockey veterans is very hard," said Soviet hockey star Sergei Makarov. "Most of them don't have enough to eat these days. These old players are Russian legends."
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04-08-2019, 03:00 PM
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#165
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broke the first rule
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People from Denver get onto the elevator instead of letting you off first.
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04-08-2019, 04:49 PM
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#166
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Springbank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by calf
People from Denver get onto the elevator instead of letting you off first.
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Or their LRT (if they have one). And they wear their backpacks on them even when its crowded.
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04-08-2019, 04:54 PM
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#167
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Makarov
Erik Johnson's poop has to wash its hands after being pooped.
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I may have the sense of humour of a 10 year old but this is the only one I legitimately laughed out loud at.
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04-08-2019, 04:57 PM
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#168
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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I broke up with my ex while in Denver.
Wait, that was good
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04-08-2019, 05:05 PM
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#169
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Calgary
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Grubauer does not shower.
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"An idea is always a generalization, and generalization is a property of thinking. To generalize means to think." Georg Hegel
“To generalize is to be an idiot.” William Blake
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04-08-2019, 05:08 PM
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#170
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I believe in the Jays.
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People from Denver use the urinal right beside you when there are others open.
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04-08-2019, 06:13 PM
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#171
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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The people of Denver click the arrow buttons to scroll on the web.
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04-08-2019, 06:23 PM
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#172
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Needs More Cowbell
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Not Canada, Eh?
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You can't spell never without Denver. And it has no D.
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04-08-2019, 06:25 PM
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#173
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Franchise Player
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Avalanche is a dumb name for a sports team.
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04-08-2019, 06:27 PM
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#174
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Calgary, AB
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What does the average Northern Colorado University student get on his SAT?
Drool.
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04-08-2019, 06:47 PM
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#175
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The Colorado team was planned to be called the Rocky Mountain Extreme.
Apparently the beat reporter got the scoop, the public hated it, then they pretended that the crappy name and branding wasn’t really the plan, and the beat reporter got rolled under the bus. That’s no good.
https://www.icethetics.co/blog/2014/...to-the-extreme
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04-08-2019, 07:00 PM
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#176
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Castle Rock, Colorado
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People in Denver put green chili on everything....
Oh wait a second, I do that, and I love it
Anyway, carry on, I’m enjoying this
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04-08-2019, 07:00 PM
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#177
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Franchise Player
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People in Denver don’t change the photocopier back to single sided after making copies.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by calgaryblood
Looks like you'll need one long before I will. May I suggest deflection king?
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04-08-2019, 07:01 PM
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#178
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Castle Rock, Colorado
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Ok, ok...
I got one,
beer in Denver is watered down and sucks
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04-08-2019, 07:04 PM
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#179
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Franchise Player
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People in Denver go to fancy restaurants and put salt and pepper on the food before they taste it.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by calgaryblood
Looks like you'll need one long before I will. May I suggest deflection king?
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04-08-2019, 07:06 PM
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#180
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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If Denver was a pop star, it would have a name like Henry John Deutschenforf Jr.
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