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Old 12-08-2006, 08:12 PM   #41
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I knew a Mike Hunt in junior high school. For some reason, he preferred to be called Michael.
I knew someone who loved to call up a warehouse or a store and ask a female to page Mike Hunt.

Paging Mike Hunt.
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Old 12-08-2006, 09:21 PM   #42
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I knew someone who loved to call up a warehouse or a store and ask a female to page Mike Hunt.

Paging Mike Hunt.
Must've been a Porky's fan.
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Old 12-08-2006, 09:44 PM   #43
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My wife works on the orthopedic surgery floor at her hospital. There is a Dr. Bonebreak (or Bonebrake) there.
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Old 12-09-2006, 01:21 AM   #44
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Guy I knew became Dr. Butcher. Don't know if he is a surgeon or not.
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Old 12-09-2006, 04:17 AM   #45
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A gynecologist named Dr. Poon? I'm going to be laughing about that all day.


The doctor that inspected my knee and determined that surgery was necessary was called Dr. Lim.
Actually, it's the same guy that showed up in FUBAR.
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:44 AM   #46
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damn, cant think of any cool names..
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:55 AM   #47
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doctor in lethbridge Dr. killum
There is a hospital in Halifax called the Isaac Killum Memorial Hospital. We all refer to it as the "I. Killum Hospital".

Only one I can think of off the top of my head isMick McGeough.
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Old 12-09-2006, 09:29 AM   #48
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Old 12-09-2006, 09:35 AM   #49
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Scott Speed is a Formula 1 Driver.

Table 5, did you go to RT Alderman? There was a Mike Hunt there on the old class pictures.
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Old 12-09-2006, 10:43 AM   #50
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I was in a serious MVA once ... fell asleep driving late at night and broke my spine in three spots. The doctor in the rural emergency department where i was first taken was named Dr. C. Heaven. Too spooky.

I once saw an ad for a used car dealer, and they had a used car salesman named Will Rook.

Doctors seem to be a common source of these names ... Dr. Killum in Lethbridge is my mother-in-law's GP. I have also heard of a Dr. Slaughter, a Doctor Nimrod and a Doctor Lipschitz. Slaughter, Nimrod and Lip****z are/were all Calary doctors. I really hope Dr. Lipschitz isn't a proctologist.
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:16 AM   #51
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if this guy doensn't crack the roster in any other role, he should try to become a goon.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/3851

Those American markets love to eat that stuff up, no matter how cheesy. Remember when Steve Heinze wore number 57?
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Old 12-09-2006, 01:09 PM   #52
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doctor in lethbridge Dr. killum
I don't know how to spell his first name, but yes Dr. Surrender Killam.

Also in Lethbridge we have Dr. Payne and Dr. Hurt. (well I'm not so certain if Hurt is still in Lethbridge). There was one other Dr in Lethbridge with a similarily funny name.
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Old 12-10-2006, 02:49 PM   #53
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If I'm not mistaken, One MikeBoard used to run this very site (or was an owner). Now, he seems to be in-charge of another message board...If I recall correctly, that is...
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Old 12-10-2006, 04:24 PM   #54
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I seem to recall that there was a member of the Calgary Police Service sporting the handle of Mayne Root. I kid you not.
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Old 12-10-2006, 07:25 PM   #55
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Speaking of Lethbridge, the manager of the Royal Bank in downtown Lethbridge was (maybe still is) named Robin Hood, which always cracked me up.
If he works for the bank, he should have been called Shariff Knotting-Ham.

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Old 12-13-2006, 01:42 PM   #56
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HAHA I thought of this thread all morning. I had to make an appointment for an elderly aunt to go see a podiatrist. Guess what the name of the doctor is?

Dr. FOOTE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:35 PM   #57
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Three girls I went to law school with, S. Eaton, S. Gross and M. Dyck, joked about starting a firm called Eaton Gross Dyck.
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:11 PM   #58
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My Mom had a Doctor who's name on the door read:
Dr. I.P. Nickels

My uncle knew a girl named Iona Beaver
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:49 PM   #59
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Our family doctor's name is Dr. Lauf and everytime we go there i get that damn song in my head... "they call him doctor lauf!!"
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My roommate in college has a dad that was a Christian Pastor. His last name was Truelove.

and my mom's fosterchild's homeroom teacher is Miss Fullalove.
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