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Old 12-08-2006, 12:51 PM   #1
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So, in the building that I work, there is a Dr. Schacter who is a chiropracter. I had a good chuckle about this and it got me thinking about names that fit the occupation and I got to two before I couldn't think of any more, but I know there are a bunch of good examples (and not people that have changed their name to fit)..

Chris Moneymaker = professional poker player
Tiger Woods = pro-golfer
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:56 PM   #2
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There was once a chief of police in the U.S. named Lawless.

I think Patrick Kabongo of the Eskimos has potential. As in, "Man, he sure Kabongoed that guy."
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:58 PM   #4
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I had a Mechanic who was Joe Mechan.

Joe Mechan, the Mechanic.

Perfect
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:58 PM   #5
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Dion Phaneuf - Professional Hockey player who likes to give big body checks and has been known to hit two guys with one hit.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:30 PM   #6
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Chesty Laroux
Busty St. Clair
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How did their parents know?
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:33 PM   #7
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I knew a proctologist that drove a Ford Probe.

Evidently Elvis Presley's private pilot was Milo High.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:39 PM   #8
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I knew a proctologist that drove a Ford Probe.
hard to top.

my high school mechanics teacher was mr. power, he ran the drag race team.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:40 PM   #9
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My old eye doctor was Dr. Eyesner.

Also an MD who was Dr. Savage.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:41 PM   #10
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oops, forgot my parents' dentist:

doctor pain.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:45 PM   #11
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I knew a Doctor Dokter once.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure he heard gimme the news once or twice.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:46 PM   #12
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There's a Champcar driver named Will Power.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:47 PM   #13
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:49 PM   #14
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:51 PM   #15
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My grade 2 teacher was Mrs. Sower (like sour) and she was a masochistic crone.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:52 PM   #16
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doctor in lethbridge Dr. killum
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:52 PM   #17
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Joe Sports? ...
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My grade five teacher was Mr. McPhail.
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Way back when I was 18 I had minor surgery and the name of the anesthesiologist was Dr. Pillow.
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Grade 9 teacher was 'Mr Perfect'
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