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Old 12-08-2006, 01:56 PM   #21
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Dr. Ohno (or something similar spelling)
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:56 PM   #22
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Couple of other guys....
Guy who liked to urinate outside was named "Pierre."

Yet another who suffered from premature ejaculation named "Justin."

(Sorry, weak attempt at humor. All of the others I mentioned are legit.)
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:20 PM   #23
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A friend of mine's girlfriend's name is:

Anita Johnson.

Awesome.

edit... because i guess it doesn't have much to do with her career or jobs or whatever. Just a funny name.
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:23 PM   #24
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well my real name is pac man...
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:27 PM   #25
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A friend of mine's girlfriend's name is:

Anita Johnson.
I knew a Mike Hunt in junior high school. For some reason, he preferred to be called Michael.
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:31 PM   #26
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Dr. Tung is a dentist at the Brisebois Dental Centre in Calgary
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:35 PM   #27
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There was a doctor in the town I used to live in named "Peter Pan". He was the kind of doctor that did autopsies.

Not necessarily an appropriate name, but kind of funny.
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:38 PM   #28
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My homeroom in HS was Sister Sister (yes she was a nun).
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:55 PM   #29
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Dr. Ohno (or something similar spelling)
That's the one I was thinking of reading this thread. He's a dentist with a sign and an office on 17th Ave.

Think of the jokes he probably hears about his name, EVERY FRICKEN DAY!
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:02 PM   #30
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This is perhaps not so much a play on names, but I saw this on the news, oh quite a while ago.

It was about a psychiatrist and a proctologist, they knew one another, wanted to share office space to make their overhead cheaper. They had gone back and forth as to what they could put outside their office, so that people could clue in as to what the 2 professions involved were

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and the sign they hung up outside their doors was.........

................................ODDS AND ENDS

I thought that was pretty funny!!!
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:05 PM   #31
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doctor in lethbridge Dr. killum
Speaking of Lethbridge, the manager of the Royal Bank in downtown Lethbridge was (maybe still is) named Robin Hood, which always cracked me up.
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:15 PM   #32
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My band teacher in Jr high was Ms Reed.
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:56 PM   #33
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Mr.Plow..thats his name. That name again is Mr. Plow.



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Old 12-08-2006, 04:01 PM   #34
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In junior high my band teacher was Miss Paulano (Piano) and when she got married it became Mrs. Morgan (Organ). Weird.
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:07 PM   #35
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http://www.canada.com/topics/bodyand...27a6d2&k=59098
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I once worked for a company that hired two flashy marketing guys who's names were Leech and Steele. When the company unexpectedly went bankrupt just a few months later, we all lamented not noticing the pun in their names earlier.
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Old 12-08-2006, 05:21 PM   #37
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Arsene Wenger...the manager of Arsenal Football Club.
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I couldn't resist. I once worked with a guy named "Hardick". We just called him Mike.
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Old 12-08-2006, 05:40 PM   #39
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A colorectal oncologist: Dr. Butts.

A girl I go to school with: Anita Lai
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There's quite a few funny but true names in the medical community:

In calgary: There are 2 doctors in Calgary named Dr. Dockter, a cardiologist named Dr. Goodheart, and an obstetrician named Dr. Mainprize.

There is a family of Gynecologists out in Vancouver, all last named Dr. Poon.

Out in Victoria there is a Gynecologist named Dr. Harry Hunt.

In Toronto one of the plastic surgeons responsible for gender reassignment surgeries is named Dr. Stubbs. I hear he does nice work!
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