11-29-2006, 05:14 PM
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Location: Calgary
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Attn: Overweight men!
As per Dr. Oz on the Oprah show right now... for every 35lbs you lose, you gain one inch in penis size! Now, he says this tapers off as you get closer to your optimum weight, but that if you are really oeverweight, you'll notice the difference!
Just if you needed another reason to start heading to the gym... 
Can anyone confirm or deny this?
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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11-29-2006, 05:15 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
As per Dr. Oz on the Oprah show right now... for every 35lbs you lose, you gain one inch in penis size! Now, he says this tapers off as you get closer to your optimum weight, but that if you are really oeverweight, you'll notice the difference!
Just if you needed another reason to start heading to the gym...
Can anyone confirm or deny this? |
I think it probably just seems that way because more of your penis becomes visible.
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11-29-2006, 05:18 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Gets out measuring stick......... 
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11-29-2006, 05:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by rubecube
I think it probably just seems that way because more of your penis becomes visible.
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And usable. As you get overweight, your fat surrounds the shaft covering it up and making it so that you can't use it during important moments...
How to keep this one PG? 
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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11-29-2006, 05:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by FireFly
How to keep this one PG? |
You made this bed...
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11-29-2006, 05:21 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
And usable. As you get overweight, your fat surrounds the shaft covering it up and making it so that you can't use it during important moments...
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I wonder if really fat guys pee on themselves when they get too drunk.
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11-29-2006, 05:26 PM
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I will confirm the occurance of such phenomenon in subjects who lost a couple buckets of poundage off the frame in a manner that is as you describe.
That is all. 
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11-29-2006, 05:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
As per Dr. Oz on the Oprah show right now... for every 35lbs you lose, you gain one inch in penis size! Now, he says this tapers off as you get closer to your optimum weight, but that if you are really oeverweight, you'll notice the difference!
Just if you needed another reason to start heading to the gym...
Can anyone confirm or deny this? |
Deny.
I've lost 95 pounds since a year and a half ago, still the same size.
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11-29-2006, 05:37 PM
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You know coming into this thread I was thinking FireFly was going to have some break through diet or tell all men how important it is to stay healthy...I was wrong. This got bad in a hurry.
I go up and down with weight anywhere from 220-275 (Im 6'2 and I know its bad to go up and down but I get tired of being in shape so I take a few months off  ) all the time and I notice a difference in length of time not measurement...but then again I can't say I have measured it since I was about 17 
Also can you please tell me your wife was making you watch Ophra
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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11-29-2006, 05:38 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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So there is one confirm and one deny... I would suggest it might be the way you carry the additional weight...
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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11-29-2006, 05:39 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by HOOT
Also can you please tell me your wife was making you watch Ophra |
If FireFly has a wife then I clearly missed her thread on playing for the other team.
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11-29-2006, 05:39 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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Originally Posted by CaramonLS
Deny.
I've lost 95 pounds since a year and a half ago, still the same size.
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well duh, there has to be something there in the first place
sorry I just couldn't resist
Disclaimer: RTTR does not claim to actually know anything or does not want to know anything abour CarmenLS's penis size
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11-29-2006, 05:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by FireFly
So there is one confirm and one deny... I would suggest it might be the way you carry the additional weight...
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I really couldn't tell you. I'm not the measuring type. It is what it is.
EDIT: Wow...really served this one up over the middle of the plate. Feel free to knock it out of the park.
Last edited by rubecube; 11-29-2006 at 05:42 PM.
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11-29-2006, 05:41 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
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Originally Posted by rubecube
If FireFly has a wife then I clearly missed her thread on playing for the other team.
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You must have missed the pictures too then
MY BAD!!! Sorry Firefly
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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11-29-2006, 05:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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It's probably just perception. When a man has a lot of extra weight, fat, muscle, whatever, "it" looks smaller as a result. When you lose that weight, it looks bigger. That's my explanation. I can't see it actually getting bigger. The Dr. is probably just trying to find a way to motivate men to lose weight and be healthier.
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11-29-2006, 05:47 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
It's probably just perception. When a man has a lot of extra weight, fat, muscle, whatever, "it" looks smaller as a result. When you lose that weight, it looks bigger. That's my explanation. I can't see it actually getting bigger. The Dr. is probably just trying to find a way to motivate men to lose weight and be healthier.
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My thoughts exactly. The only scientific explanation I could see behind this is maybe more blood circulation to that area since it's not being blocked by fatty tissue.
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11-29-2006, 05:47 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: San Jose, CA
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Yeah, I agree with Eastern Girl on this one..."it" isnt made up of fat, so losing/gaining weight shouldnt have an impact on "it's" size..it's just perception.....everything else getting smaller when you lose weight makes it look bigger.
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11-29-2006, 05:48 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
I really couldn't tell you. I'm not the measuring type. It is what it is.
EDIT: Wow...really served this one up over the middle of the plate. Feel free to knock it out of the park.
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By carry the weight I mean men with a lower belly paunch will notice this more than men who carry it all over... For example, if you had fat thighs and arms and butt, you aren't going to notice as your belly fat isn't covering up your shaft.
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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11-29-2006, 05:49 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
It's probably just perception. When a man has a lot of extra weight, fat, muscle, whatever, "it" looks smaller as a result. When you lose that weight, it looks bigger. That's my explanation. I can't see it actually getting bigger. The Dr. is probably just trying to find a way to motivate men to lose weight and be healthier.
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And I don't think he's saying 'it' actually gets bigger, just that you can use more of it as the belly fat that starts growing around the base of your shaft disappears and you now have that extra room at the base of your shaft.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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11-29-2006, 05:50 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
By carry the weight I mean men with a lower belly paunch will notice this more than men who carry it all over... For example, if you had fat thighs and arms and butt, you aren't going to notice as your belly fat isn't covering up your shaft.
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No, I was talking about the "It is what it is" comment. Left that one otu over the plate. I'm sure you're right. A giant belly would probably get in the way of things.
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