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Old 11-29-2006, 05:14 PM   #1
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As per Dr. Oz on the Oprah show right now... for every 35lbs you lose, you gain one inch in penis size! Now, he says this tapers off as you get closer to your optimum weight, but that if you are really oeverweight, you'll notice the difference!

Just if you needed another reason to start heading to the gym...

Can anyone confirm or deny this?
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Old 11-29-2006, 05:15 PM   #2
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As per Dr. Oz on the Oprah show right now... for every 35lbs you lose, you gain one inch in penis size! Now, he says this tapers off as you get closer to your optimum weight, but that if you are really oeverweight, you'll notice the difference!

Just if you needed another reason to start heading to the gym...

Can anyone confirm or deny this?
I think it probably just seems that way because more of your penis becomes visible.
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Old 11-29-2006, 05:18 PM   #3
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Gets out measuring stick.........
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Old 11-29-2006, 05:19 PM   #4
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I think it probably just seems that way because more of your penis becomes visible.

And usable. As you get overweight, your fat surrounds the shaft covering it up and making it so that you can't use it during important moments...

How to keep this one PG?
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You made this bed...
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And usable. As you get overweight, your fat surrounds the shaft covering it up and making it so that you can't use it during important moments...
I wonder if really fat guys pee on themselves when they get too drunk.
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I will confirm the occurance of such phenomenon in subjects who lost a couple buckets of poundage off the frame in a manner that is as you describe.

That is all.
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As per Dr. Oz on the Oprah show right now... for every 35lbs you lose, you gain one inch in penis size! Now, he says this tapers off as you get closer to your optimum weight, but that if you are really oeverweight, you'll notice the difference!

Just if you needed another reason to start heading to the gym...

Can anyone confirm or deny this?
Deny.

I've lost 95 pounds since a year and a half ago, still the same size.
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Old 11-29-2006, 05:37 PM   #9
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You know coming into this thread I was thinking FireFly was going to have some break through diet or tell all men how important it is to stay healthy...I was wrong. This got bad in a hurry.

I go up and down with weight anywhere from 220-275 (Im 6'2 and I know its bad to go up and down but I get tired of being in shape so I take a few months off ) all the time and I notice a difference in length of time not measurement...but then again I can't say I have measured it since I was about 17

Also can you please tell me your wife was making you watch Ophra
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So there is one confirm and one deny... I would suggest it might be the way you carry the additional weight...
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Also can you please tell me your wife was making you watch Ophra
If FireFly has a wife then I clearly missed her thread on playing for the other team.
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Deny.

I've lost 95 pounds since a year and a half ago, still the same size.
well duh, there has to be something there in the first place

sorry I just couldn't resist

Disclaimer: RTTR does not claim to actually know anything or does not want to know anything abour CarmenLS's penis size
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Old 11-29-2006, 05:40 PM   #13
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So there is one confirm and one deny... I would suggest it might be the way you carry the additional weight...
I really couldn't tell you. I'm not the measuring type. It is what it is.

EDIT: Wow...really served this one up over the middle of the plate. Feel free to knock it out of the park.

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If FireFly has a wife then I clearly missed her thread on playing for the other team.
You must have missed the pictures too then

MY BAD!!! Sorry Firefly
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It's probably just perception. When a man has a lot of extra weight, fat, muscle, whatever, "it" looks smaller as a result. When you lose that weight, it looks bigger. That's my explanation. I can't see it actually getting bigger. The Dr. is probably just trying to find a way to motivate men to lose weight and be healthier.
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It's probably just perception. When a man has a lot of extra weight, fat, muscle, whatever, "it" looks smaller as a result. When you lose that weight, it looks bigger. That's my explanation. I can't see it actually getting bigger. The Dr. is probably just trying to find a way to motivate men to lose weight and be healthier.
My thoughts exactly. The only scientific explanation I could see behind this is maybe more blood circulation to that area since it's not being blocked by fatty tissue.
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Yeah, I agree with Eastern Girl on this one..."it" isnt made up of fat, so losing/gaining weight shouldnt have an impact on "it's" size..it's just perception.....everything else getting smaller when you lose weight makes it look bigger.
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I really couldn't tell you. I'm not the measuring type. It is what it is.

EDIT: Wow...really served this one up over the middle of the plate. Feel free to knock it out of the park.
By carry the weight I mean men with a lower belly paunch will notice this more than men who carry it all over... For example, if you had fat thighs and arms and butt, you aren't going to notice as your belly fat isn't covering up your shaft.
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It's probably just perception. When a man has a lot of extra weight, fat, muscle, whatever, "it" looks smaller as a result. When you lose that weight, it looks bigger. That's my explanation. I can't see it actually getting bigger. The Dr. is probably just trying to find a way to motivate men to lose weight and be healthier.
And I don't think he's saying 'it' actually gets bigger, just that you can use more of it as the belly fat that starts growing around the base of your shaft disappears and you now have that extra room at the base of your shaft.
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By carry the weight I mean men with a lower belly paunch will notice this more than men who carry it all over... For example, if you had fat thighs and arms and butt, you aren't going to notice as your belly fat isn't covering up your shaft.
No, I was talking about the "It is what it is" comment. Left that one otu over the plate. I'm sure you're right. A giant belly would probably get in the way of things.
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