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Old 01-10-2018, 02:44 PM   #901
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At least they resisted the Porg's taking part in the last battle as they swarm one of the first order walkers and topple it

"Oh my God" screamed some First Order Officer "They're eating me from the ins . . . garagale"

"Look out" said TK-529 "Its got my blaster"
They bought Fox too late. They could have had the rights to the Niblonians eating their way through the First Order.

Potential EU idea: Porgs are an evil offshoot of the Niblonians, and tried to use the Jedi secrets to take over the galaxy!
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I don't think you can say a movie is bad just because it does not line up with the story you have made up in your head.
It doesn't align with their own story, let alone any story that fans have in their heads. Its a bad movie.
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Old 01-10-2018, 03:36 PM   #903
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I don't know if anyone remembers, but the Star Wars Christmas movie was horrifyingly bad,

However to make hay on the Ewoks Lucas made two made for TV movies

Caravan of Courage and Ewoks: Battle for Endor



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Old 01-11-2018, 12:25 PM   #904
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So some people were asking about the rise of the first order, and after finishing the Aftermath books and some other sources, I think that we can put together a pretty good picture.

Spoiler!
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Finally got to watch it after waiting a painful anticipatory month....


That was garbage. I’m pretty disappointed.
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I'm surprised they didn't off the Princess Leia character in this movie.

I'm pretty sure that some representative has stated that they wouldn't carry on using a digital recreation of Leia so how are they going to tie up the lose ends in the next movie?

They had ample and easy opportunities to exit the Leia character in The Last Jedi and I'm curious why they didn't take them.
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I'm surprised they didn't off the Princess Leia character in this movie.

I'm pretty sure that some representative has stated that they wouldn't carry on using a digital recreation of Leia so how are they going to tie up the lose ends in the next movie?

They had ample and easy opportunities to exit the Leia character in The Last Jedi and I'm curious why they didn't take them.
It seems like they filmed important scenes that include her in Episode 9 that were too hard to get around, otherwise it makes little sense considering how unimportant her role was in this movie.
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They'll have her either die between movies, or leave due to the death of her brother. She really didn't have a big role in either films.

The opening crawl could be

Star Wars Episode IX
Again with the return of the Jedi

With the resistance devastated by the sinister First Order and leaderless after the death of Princess Leia, This band of rebels flees across the galaxy in the hope of buying time for the Resistance's new mega Weapon . . . The Rey err Gun.

It is hoped that The Rey will bring peace and hope to the galaxy.

Meanwhile R2D2's batteries ran out, Chewbacca's dead as well, C3PO ran off to the Vegas System to marry the Stripper Droid 3000, and Poe has been left to answer the phones.
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I'm surprised they didn't off the Princess Leia character in this movie.

I'm pretty sure that some representative has stated that they wouldn't carry on using a digital recreation of Leia so how are they going to tie up the lose ends in the next movie?

They had ample and easy opportunities to exit the Leia character in The Last Jedi and I'm curious why they didn't take them.
I believe it's out of respect, this is her last performance. I also believe the director has stated as much too.
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It wouldn't surprise me if Episode IX opens with Leia's funeral.
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Perhaps a “death due to a broken heart” type situation and a similar ceremony to tie it in with her momma.
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Perhaps a “death due to a broken heart” type situation and a similar ceremony to tie it in with her momma.
Shes just 'lost the will to live.'

Oh yeah....that cant miss.
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Ya lets not do that.
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Ya lets not do that.
Well you could blow her up and expose her to the vacuum of space but nobody would buy that....
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Or she could have just....passed away?
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Really agreed with this critique of the Last Jedi:

https://www.vox.com/culture/2018/1/1...lost-its-nerve

Particularly the part about Poe. That guy deserved to be sucked out an air lock not admired by his commanding officers. The whole story with him as a mutineer sexist jerk deserved a much more poignant conclusion. Instead Disney pulled back and inexplicably gave him the hero treatment after he: destroyed the rebel bombing fleet, leaked the escape plans, mutinees against his officers.
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I'm surprised they didn't off the Princess Leia character in this movie.

I'm pretty sure that some representative has stated that they wouldn't carry on using a digital recreation of Leia so how are they going to tie up the lose ends in the next movie?

They had ample and easy opportunities to exit the Leia character in The Last Jedi and I'm curious why they didn't take them.
They'll probably finish Leia off the same way they did Ackbar...heinously offscreen.
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They'll probably finish Leia off the same way they did Ackbar...heinously offscreen.
You would think with all the bad one liners in this, they would have at least thrown Ackbar a final "it's a trap!" bone.
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You would think with all the bad one liners in this, they would have at least thrown Ackbar a final "it's a trap!" bone.
They name the race of a creature that looks like squid, "mon calamari". The least they could have done was something like, "we're fried!" or a battle cry of "tzatziki!"
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