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Old 11-24-2006, 11:36 AM   #41
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Bah! You guys are hopeless!

Here's an idea: Instead of spending your money, you can all come over to my cow-dung hut, enjoy some organic cashews and we can play charades. Yay!

Listen guys, your Michael Bolton cds, leather vests and speedos can all wait until tomorrow.

And try to wait until at least midnight to purchase that prostitute...
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:41 AM   #42
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Bah! You guys are hopeless!

Here's an idea: Instead of spending your money, you can all come over to my cow-dung hut, enjoy some organic cashews and we can play charades. Yay!

Listen guys, your Michael Bolton cds, leather vests and speedos can all wait until tomorrow.

And try to wait until at least midnight to purchase that prostitute...
I didn't think you worked that late.
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:42 AM   #43
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I didn't think you worked that late.
Bravo. That was extremely nicely done (no offense RMS)
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:45 AM   #44
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Bravo. That was extremely nicely done (no offense RMS)
I should note that i was only joking..RMS, you should be more careful, I couldn't pass that one up.
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:51 AM   #45
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If anyone has any comebacks for me, please pm me...

That was pretty funny!
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:53 AM   #46
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**** that. I am going to try to buy a Wii today.
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Old 11-24-2006, 12:00 PM   #47
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Bah! You guys are hopeless!

Here's an idea: Instead of spending your money, you can all come over to my cow-dung hut, enjoy some organic cashews and we can play charades. Yay!

Listen guys, your Michael Bolton cds, leather vests and speedos can all wait until tomorrow.

And try to wait until at least midnight to purchase that prostitute...
simply making up for it by buying more the day after does absolutely nothing.
you need to convince people that they actually don't need all this extra stuff for this to do anything...
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Old 11-24-2006, 12:01 PM   #48
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I didn't think you worked that late.
As if you could afford my Red Mile Style!

(Thank you for the comeback, annonomous CPer!)
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Old 11-24-2006, 12:04 PM   #49
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simply making up for it by buying more the day after does absolutely nothing.
you need to convince people that they actually don't need all this extra stuff for this to do anything...
True, very true.

In fact, Michael Bolton sucks, don't forget what happened to Harper after he wore a leather vest to the Stampede, and trust me, on behalf of the entire female race, don't buy the speedo.
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Old 11-24-2006, 12:04 PM   #50
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And try to wait until at least midnight to purchase that prostitute...
rentals may not count.
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Old 11-24-2006, 12:09 PM   #51
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Damn, I forgot and went and and bought a dozen threaded insert nuts. But I also returned merchandise today worth about $60 more than what I bought. So am I still good? I mean technically, I've done better than buying nothing, I've actually bought a negative amount of stuff.
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Old 11-24-2006, 12:17 PM   #52
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I havent; bought anything but I did find some juicy coalbed methane that we can exploit relatively cheaply. That oughta make you happy.


Damn you fotze!!!!
But way to not buy anything!

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Damn, I forgot and went and and bought a dozen threaded insert nuts. But I also returned merchandise today worth about $60 more than what I bought. So am I still good? I mean technically, I've done better than buying nothing, I've actually bought a negative amount of stuff.
Yeah, I think you're good to go!

We could all learn a lesson from octothorp...
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Old 11-24-2006, 02:09 PM   #53
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True, very true.

In fact, Michael Bolton sucks, don't forget what happened to Harper after he wore a leather vest to the Stampede, and trust me, on behalf of the entire female race, don't buy the speedo.
personally, i find it quite enjoyable to throw on some michael bolton while wearing nothing but a leather vest and speedo. what i do with my weekends is none of your business!
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Old 11-24-2006, 02:23 PM   #54
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If I was out last night and bought drinks after midnight, does that count?

If not, I should be good for a buy nothing day
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Old 11-24-2006, 02:25 PM   #55
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If you guys are interested in buying Speedos, I just took a bunch of my old ones to Value Village, so you'll get a good deal. They're lime green, a bit faded and sagging, but otherwise good to go.
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trust me, on behalf of the entire female race, don't buy the speedo.
Hey, don't speak for us all. On the right man, a speedo can look quite alluring.
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Old 11-24-2006, 02:39 PM   #57
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If you guys are interested in buying Speedos, I just took a bunch of my old ones to Value Village, so you'll get a good deal. They're lime green, a bit faded and sagging, but otherwise good to go.

"Lime green, a bit faded and sagging" -- did you just copy and paste that from your profile?
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Old 11-24-2006, 03:01 PM   #58
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If you guys are interested in buying Speedos, I just took a bunch of my old ones to Value Village, so you'll get a good deal. They're lime green, a bit faded and sagging, but otherwise good to go.
which value village location?
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Old 11-24-2006, 03:06 PM   #59
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personally, i find it quite enjoyable to throw on some michael bolton while wearing nothing but a leather vest and speedo. what i do with my weekends is none of your business!
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which value village location?
Oh my God... lol!!!!

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If I was out last night and bought drinks after midnight, does that count?

If not, I should be good for a buy nothing day
hmmmm... I think we can make it a fiscal Buy Nothing Day... that way you're all good... as long as you don't buy drinks tonight.

That might prove to be difficult for me, I'm thinking of running home and picking up some alcohol I have and sneaking it into the pub we're going to tonight... Hey, who needs class on Buy Nothing Day? Or in Igottago's case, anyday?
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Old 11-24-2006, 03:08 PM   #60
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What if I go to a stag and don't pay the stripper until after midnight, even though she's rendered services before then? Is that OK?

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