10-26-2006, 10:09 AM
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#81
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#1 Goaltender
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I was at a party years ago and there was a guy wearing huge green foam pads on his legs and an off-center green cone on his head as well as ammunition belts slung over each shoulder. When queried, he announced that he was "Gumbo," half Gumby, half Rambo.
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10-26-2006, 10:33 AM
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#82
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Over the hill
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pope04
I was at a party years ago and there was a guy wearing huge green foam pads on his legs and an off-center green cone on his head as well as ammunition belts slung over each shoulder. When queried, he announced that he was "Gumbo," half Gumby, half Rambo.
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Those are the kinds of ideas that really tickle my funny bone. I also wanted to go as a "Ninja Wizard" but my wife said that was far too obscure a reference.
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10-26-2006, 10:39 AM
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#83
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowa_Flames_Fan
I wanted to put buckets of cement on my feet, but couldn't think of a light cement substitute, so I may have to leave that one out.
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dude, just get some foam (or that solid foamy green stuff they use for potting plants), and spray paint it gray. the little holes in the foam totally resemble concerte.
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10-26-2006, 10:56 AM
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#84
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2006
Exp: 
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My buddy and I are going as the JUGGALOS AKA VIOLENT J and SHAGGY 2 DOPE ICP
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10-26-2006, 01:50 PM
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#86
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mykalberta
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These are all kids though
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10-26-2006, 02:03 PM
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#87
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Well buy two and stich them together...
I have my costume, I am going as a Kokanee Ice Girl, my Girlfriend is going as the dude with the Brown mustache - I have to work on keeping a straight face cause she looks hilarious (I have been working on attempting a 6 pack, it looks more like a 4 but at least its flat) I know weird but its easy.
Its also the better of the 2 evils, Kokanee Ice or Princess Lea, I workout alot but I cant even pull off a Princess Lea in the Pit of Tartune. Dont ask me how I got roped into this, lets just say instead of some sappy BnB on Victoria Island, our next vacation is to some place that isnt as boring as a horses a$$ - plus with her I am subjected a hella lot less to the sappy things in a relationship - this is that cost.
MYK
Last edited by mykalberta; 10-26-2006 at 02:06 PM.
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10-26-2006, 02:22 PM
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#88
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Austin, Tx
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I still have no ****ing clue and I have to go with my girl to a party tommorrow night... She won't let me do anything stupid or weird, but I think anything that's not stupid is boring...
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10-26-2006, 02:25 PM
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#89
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: 555 Saddledome Rise SE
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mykalberta
Well buy two and stich them together...
I have my costume, I am going as a Kokanee Ice Girl, my Girlfriend is going as the dude with the Brown mustache - I have to work on keeping a straight face cause she looks hilarious (I have been working on attempting a 6 pack, it looks more like a 4 but at least its flat) I know weird but its easy.
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Where did you get the parts? Good idea.
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10-27-2006, 03:36 PM
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#90
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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I can't decide, need some help:
I really like the Fallopian Swim Team idea, thinking of doing that.
Or should I just go as a "Mac" from the Apple commercials? Basically as a Mac, I just wear normal clothes, way easier.
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10-27-2006, 03:44 PM
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#91
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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My wife and I were going to go as hutterites, so I had the nice shaggy beard going then she decided not to go out so now I can still go as a hutterite but I just have to shave 
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10-27-2006, 04:13 PM
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#92
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Lifetime Suspension
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Go as 'self pleasure' man.
Dress in a toga and have pockets with all different types of lotions, some swank magazines and rolls of paper towel.
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10-27-2006, 04:23 PM
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#93
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by White Doors
Go as 'self pleasure' man.
Dress in a toga and have pockets with all different types of lotions, some swank magazines and rolls of paper towel.
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Reminds me of:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90gsavalas.phtml
Player-With-Yourselves-Club
Telly Savalas.....Phil Hartman
Telly Savalas: Hi! I'm Telly Savalas. And if you're like me, you like to be near the action. And when there isn't any action, then you gotta make your own. And, baby, that's when you need to join.. [holds up card ] ..the Player-With-Yourselves Club. That's right, baby! The Player-With-Yourselves Club card entitles you to masturbation privileges at hotels all over the world. In cities like Milan, Paris, and Monte Carlo.
Just flash the card, and you'll get the kind of perks reserved for players only!
Like unlimited Kleenex! I'm talking two-ply, baby!
Plus: access to an international library of skin magazines, and all the latest videotapes cued up to the good parts, baby! 'Cause players don't have time to fast-forward!
Telly Savalas: Who loves yourself, baby?
Last edited by troutman; 10-27-2006 at 04:28 PM.
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10-27-2006, 04:43 PM
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#94
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: (780)
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My buddy and I just decided on going as "the weather forecast". He's gonna be "Partly Cloudy" (blue shirt with cotton balls taped on) and I'm gonna be "Scattered Flurries" (blue shirt and big snow flakes with littel Theo Fleury faces in them). Each year I try and out lame the last.
My original idea of "periods of Snow" (red snowflakes) got shot down.
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I PROMISED MESS I WOULDN'T DO THIS
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10-27-2006, 05:43 PM
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#95
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Section 218
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COSTUME FOR SALE!
Hey all, i changed my costume to match with some friends, so i have my original one and i cannot return it, so if anyone wants it let me know!
http://www.costumehub.com/product.as...114&pp=24&sb=0
It is the deluxe, mens, 'Incredibles' costume, in L (Chest: 42-44).
It has only been tried on, but never worn out of the house. It is pretty sweet, and is long ago sold-out at all of the costume shoppes and online shoppes.
I am 6'3, and 220lbs and it fit snuggly but well. Ideally, it would fit someone 6'2, 210 with broad shoulders. But anyone from 6'0-1/2 to 6'3 and 180-230 should fit (the smaller you are the more important it is for you to have broad shoulders to hold up the 'muscles').
I paid ~$110, but i will sell it for $80 OBO.
Email me at: claeren@shaw.ca
Cheers,
Claeren.
Last edited by Claeren; 10-27-2006 at 05:51 PM.
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10-27-2006, 05:50 PM
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#96
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Claeren
COSTUME FOR SALE!
Hey all, i changed my costume to match with some friends, so i have my original one and i cannot return it, so if anyone wants it let me know!
http://www.costumehub.com/product.as...114&pp=24&sb=0
It is the deluxe, mens, 'Incrediables' costume, in L (Chest: 42-44).
It has only been tried on, but never worn out of the house. It is pretty sweet, and is long ago sold-out at all of the costume shoppes and online shoppes.
I am 6'3, and 220lbs and it fit snuggly but well. Ideally, it would fit someone 6'2, 210 with broad shoulders. But anyone from 6'0-1/2 to 6'3 and 180-230 should fit (the smaller you are the more important it is for you to have broad shoulders to hold up the 'muscles').
I paid ~$110, but i will sell it for $80 OBO.
Email me at: claeren@shaw.ca
Cheers,
Claeren. |
Ummm How "snuggly" are we talking here, and was there any sweating occuring?
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10-27-2006, 06:31 PM
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#98
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
Reminds me of:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90gsavalas.phtml
Player-With-Yourselves-Club
Telly Savalas.....Phil Hartman
Telly Savalas: Hi! I'm Telly Savalas. And if you're like me, you like to be near the action. And when there isn't any action, then you gotta make your own. And, baby, that's when you need to join.. [holds up card ] ..the Player-With-Yourselves Club. That's right, baby! The Player-With-Yourselves Club card entitles you to masturbation privileges at hotels all over the world. In cities like Milan, Paris, and Monte Carlo.
Just flash the card, and you'll get the kind of perks reserved for players only!
Like unlimited Kleenex! I'm talking two-ply, baby!
Plus: access to an international library of skin magazines, and all the latest videotapes cued up to the good parts, baby! 'Cause players don't have time to fast-forward!
Telly Savalas: Who loves yourself, baby? |
haha. Ahh man, I miss Phil. And I miss GOOD SNL.
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10-27-2006, 06:35 PM
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#99
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Section 218
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Quote:
Originally Posted by return to the red
Ummm How "snuggly" are we talking here, and was there any sweating occuring?
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haha.... not THAT snuggly! And i only had it on for ~1 min.
I mean i bought it, right? So it fit me...
Claeren.
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10-27-2006, 06:46 PM
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#100
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I'm going as Ogie Ogilthorpe. My buddy is going as Reggie Dunlop. He's got a old leather suit and I bought a Syracuse Bulldogs jersey off ebay.
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