The 2016 US American Election Thread

[robbie111]

Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis

Michelle and her huge dick had sex with Hillary back in 1979, and that guy who keeps claiming Bill is his illegitimate dad is actually the product of Michelle and Hillary.

Senator Clay Davis for the win. Best laugh I've had in a while.

[edslunch]

Ok kids, can we get back to reporting actual stuff? I'm spending way too much time fact checking

[2Stonedbirds]

Originally Posted by robbie111

Just wish they could reset with two new candidates for the Gop and Dems. It's beyond scary.

Hear hear. Anyone but these two clowns.

[Drak]

I remember when Obama was called an unqualified clown too.

[Lanny_McDonald]

Originally Posted by edslunch

Ok kids, can we get back to reporting actual stuff? I'm spending way too much time fact checking

I'd settle for just a ####ing link to what these clowns are talking about! This has turned into a game thread where some people are watching a completely different game.

[Flash Walken]

Originally Posted by New Era

I'd settle for just a ####ing link to what these clowns are talking about! This has turned into a game thread where some people are watching a completely different game.

Alpine is the GranteedEV of the off topic forum.

[2Stonedbirds]

Obama didn't have baggage like Hillary, or run the risk of entering his presidency while under criminal investigation by the FBI.

Not even close to being comparable.

[ResAlien]

Originally Posted by New Era

I'd settle for just a ####ing link to what these clowns are talking about! This has turned into a game thread where some people are watching a completely different game.

Go take a steamy deuce. Gaze deeply into the toilet bowl prior to flushing. There's the link to whatever madness we're mocking.

[CorsiHockeyLeague]

I popped onto twitter quickly and there are a bunch of people tweeting about how @POTUS, @FLOTUS and Elizabeth Warren unfollowed her and deleted any mention of her. But it's not clear whether those accounts ever followed or mentioned her in the first place... particularly @POTUS, which I can see why Obama wouldn't want campaign stuff on a Presidential twitter account, and would want to keep that separate. His personal twitter still has plenty of Hillary-boosting stuff on it.

I'm still quite confused.

[Lanny_McDonald]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

Go take a steamy deuce. Gaze deeply into the toilet bowl prior to flushing. There's the link to whatever madness we're mocking.

On my way. Sounds like this one may require two flushes?

[PsYcNeT]

For those catching up:

Trump's disinfo arm released a bunch of Facebook memes about dems distancing themselves from the Clintons on Twitter. Twitter itself begins to both simultaneously eat and fellate themselves for the last 2 hours.

That's it. That's the big story.

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by New Era

I'd settle for just a ####ing link to what these clowns are talking about! This has turned into a game thread where some people are watching a completely different game.

Sleuthing deplorables uncovered an unfollow conspiracy on twitter against Killary. It goes right to the top, right to Hussein Obama's iPad.

[Senator Clay Davis]

As I said before, the Trump supporter mail list is one of the most valuable collections of information on the planet. These are the markiest marks who've ever marked. Kevin Trudeau and the seed pastors could retire off bilking that list.

[peter12]

Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis

Trump supporters are so conspiratorial by nature if I was the Clinton campaign and their surrogates I'd keep doing things like this just to #### with them. You know they'll spend hours and hours on it.

They have been doing that. The Dems wrote the book on political thuggery. Look where it has gotten them this time around.

[Senator Clay Davis]

Well Fahrenthold tracked down the 6 foot painting Trump bought of himself. It was a speed painting, which I didn't know was a real concept until now. Sounds kinda interesting actually (or maybe 5-6 minutes is all you need to get Trump done).

In 2007, Donald Trump bought a six foot-tall portrait of himself at a fundraiser auction, and paid with $20,000 from his namesake charity, the Donald J. Trump Foundation.

Now, at last, we can see what he got for his money.

On Tuesday, artist Michael Israel -- the "speed painter" who painted the portrait of Trump -- released the first public photos of the portrait. Israel painted the piece in just five or six frenetic minutes, during a charity gala at Trump's own Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, Fla.

Afterward, Israel auctioned the portrait off. Trump's wife Melania won the auction, with a bid of $10,000. Then the auctioneer convinced her to double it. Half of the proceeds went to Israel, the painter, and half went to the charity that hosted the event, then called the Children's Place at Home Safe. The charity is now called HomeSafe. It helps children and families harmed by domestic violence.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...m-his-charity/

[peter12]

Originally Posted by Drak

I remember when Obama was called an unqualified clown too.

Obama has been a pretty ethical President, but hasn't exactly been successful. His relationship with Congress, for example, is not just a product of stubborn Republican partisanship.

[ResAlien]

Originally Posted by peter12

They have been doing that. The Dems wrote the book on political thuggery. Look where it has gotten them this time around.

Please do expand on this, I'm curious as to the political thuggery Democrats wrote the book on.

[nik-]

We have photos of galaxies from the beginning of time that are clearer than that picture of the Trump painting.

[peter12]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

Please do expand on this, I'm curious as to the political thuggery Democrats wrote the book on.

James Carville and the Clinton machine of the 1990s. Once again, how do people think that this kind of thing is just a Republican problem?

[Street Pharmacist]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

Please do expand on this, I'm curious as to the political thuggery Democrats wrote the book on.

And please keep it to the last two decades...