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Old 03-10-2015, 02:51 PM   #61
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What if you're a piece of ####, and you want to proclaim that you are a piece of ####? Does that get you arrested?
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Old 03-10-2015, 02:54 PM   #62
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Is the case law regarding flagrant swearing? What if I accidently hurt myself and yell ####?
There's obviously a wide range of discretion afforded in scenarios like this. I'd have to dig through some stuff to find the exact rulings.
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Old 03-10-2015, 03:09 PM   #63
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What if you're a piece of ####, and you want to proclaim that you are a piece of ####? Does that get you arrested?
Nope not arresrted, just fined.
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Old 03-10-2015, 03:11 PM   #64
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Taber municipal office right now:

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Old 03-10-2015, 03:12 PM   #65
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Nope not arresrted, just fined.
If there was multiple pieces of #### just like you then you'd also get the assembly fine and the deposting human waste fine.
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Old 03-10-2015, 03:15 PM   #66
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Taber chief administrative officer Greg Birch said the bylaw was drafted in part by the Taber Police Service “to provide for better and more consistent oversight, bylaw enforcement and policing of various matters,” according to town council minutes.

First, how in God's name does a town the size of Taber have its own police force? Second, why would you let them write the bylaw?

Wow.
Haha I forgot about that. Lacombe does too and it's only a bit bigger.

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Old 03-10-2015, 03:22 PM   #67
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I guess it's time to write that parody taber song now........####ing ###hats
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Old 03-10-2015, 03:57 PM   #68
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As someone who has grew up near Taber and played sport for and against there, I can say that it is a problem town. It's close enough to the boarder that there are plenty of drugs that flow through it, and with the ever increasing Mexican Mennoite population in it and surrounding towns (Grassy Lake), the drugs come even harder.

The Taber police is what it is, but it shows you how much of a problem is there when they have their own police cars along with the RCMP. Lots of good people there, but it's gone from a town that was sort of dumpy, to a full on port-a-potty of Southern Alberta.
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As someone who has grew up near Taber and played sport for and against there, I can say that it is a problem town. It's close enough to the boarder that there are plenty of drugs that flow through it, and with the ever increasing Mexican Mennoite population in it and surrounding towns (Grassy Lake), the drugs come even harder.

The Taber police is what it is, but it shows you how much of a problem is there when they have their own police cars along with the RCMP. Lots of good people there, but it's gone from a town that was sort of dumpy, to a full on port-a-potty of Southern Alberta.
Enacting Martial Law to crack down on the darkies seems like a rational course of action.
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On the bright side, Taber is now famous for something that isn't a school shooting.
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Old 03-10-2015, 04:31 PM   #71
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What if you have Tourette's and live in Taber?
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I suppose if you're going to be famous for one thing all of America is renowned for, you might as well be famous for two things all of America is renowned for.
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What if a Vietnamese child named Phuc Yu lives in Taber? Does that mean every time he answers the question "What's your name, little boy?", he gets fined?
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There's the full document of the bylaw at the bottom of the page. I'm having troubles viewing it on my phone though.
Swearing is not defined, so they should attach a Schedule listing every verboten filthy word.
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4 kids play some street hockey on a Sunday afternoon, $2600.00 in fines.

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Allow, suffer or permit noise likely to disturb others: $150
Anyone watching them play, or even knows they are playing, get's a $150.00 fine.

This is just dumb.
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What if a Vietnamese child named Phuc Yu lives in Taber? Does that mean every time he answers the question "What's your name, little boy?", he gets fined?
It could happen.
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Old 03-10-2015, 05:08 PM   #78
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How does council even meet to pass a single thing anymore, or do town business? Lordy, the lack of forethought on this is insane.
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Old 03-10-2015, 05:27 PM   #79
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So, if my neighbour plays his stereo really loud and I shout turn that ####ing noise down you ####! Does he get fined $150, but I get dinged for $300 for the swearing and the shouting?

That doesn't seem fair.

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Old 03-10-2015, 05:28 PM   #80
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The part of that bylaw that is truly problematic is the one where police can disperse groups of three or more if they have "reasonable grounds" to believe that the group may disturb the peace. That is basically racial profiling coupled with a thought crime and will get squashed by the Charter the first time anyone challenges it. The curfew probably wouldn't survive either, I would hope.

Most of the rest, as noted, already exist as bylaws in many places.
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