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Originally Posted by Slava
No, only on Calgarypuck could a guy make an obvious joke about no one caring whether the mall is blown up, and posters find a reason to get up in arms. I'm surprised that you like the mall though; don't you have a lake that you could visit instead?
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Hey, I wouldn't waste my time in Edmonchuk in the summer or if it was above say -20 in Calgary when I can skate around my Norman Rockwellesque lake without fear of getting stabbed (or blown up now, apparently). WEM is strictly for when it's insanely cold and I have nothing better to do. Stars must align for me to make that trek, but it does happen once a year.
Usually something bad happens, though. This last time, some guy shot a rock at me and cracked my windshield. Last time, as soon as I entered the city on Anthony Hyundai or whatever it's called, a piece of garbage flew up and wrapped around my antenna, flapping at me all the way until I reached the mall. It was so fitting.