Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens Anticipation Thread *NO SPOILERS*

[Northendzone]

Originally Posted by nik-

What's wrong with The Force Awakens?

it reminds me of what happens when i have some mexican food with too much onions and jalapenos and then wash it down with egg nog......and then follow it up with some potato chips and sour cream dip......

[AcGold]

You need to work on your diet.

[dammage79]

Originally Posted by Northendzone

it reminds me of what happens when i have some mexican food with too much onions and jalapenos and then wash it down with egg nog......and then follow it up with some potato chips and sour cream dip......

Lol, how are you alive after that day/hours of food? Yeesh, I'd be dead in a pile of....NVM don't want to be disgusting .

[nik-]

Originally Posted by Northendzone

it reminds me of what happens when i have some mexican food with too much onions and jalapenos and then wash it down with egg nog......and then follow it up with some potato chips and sour cream dip......

that's The Orifice Awakens.

[Duruss]

Originally Posted by nik-

that's The Orifice Awakens.

To be followed by the sequel Revenge of the Sphincter.

[CaptainCrunch]

that's the third film in the trilogy, the sequel was actually attack of the colon.

[chemgear]

Nvm

[Flabbibulin]

Oh boy...

http://collider.com/star-wars-the-fo...-release-date/

[Northendzone]

between this and black friday - the internet may break on the weekend

[Finger Cookin]

Trailer hits iTunes this Friday.

@starwars The Force is with you on #BlackFriday when #TheForceAwakens teaser hits @iTunesTrailers.

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/537726713753382913

[CaptainCrunch]

The rumors going around about the hero's and the villains in this movie are outright crazy.

I've got to stop reading the spoilers when they get emailed to me.

[RedMileDJ]

You know you can't resist...

[Finger Cookin]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

The rumors going around about the hero's and the villains in this movie are outright crazy.

I've got to stop reading the spoilers when they get emailed to me.

Give in to your feelings, boy

[CaptainCrunch]

That's the biggest problem, if even half of these rumors come true this movie is going to be insane

I was going to post up some of the stuff I've read, but the temptation of the spoiler tags would destroy many as sure as if I popped open the Ark of the covenant.

All your faces would totally melt.

[Regulator75]

Fake, yet decent.

[Flabbibulin]

Gonna be ticked if it is one of those trailers with a bunch of footage from the originals and then a 2 second shot at the end of something new.

[Finger Cookin]

Bear in mind this is just a teaser trailer for a movie more than a year away.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Flabbibulin

Gonna be ticked if it is one of those trailers with a bunch of footage from the originals and then a 2 second shot at the end of something new.

I don't know the Revenge of the Siths trailer was a brilliant mix of old and new



I got a chill from it

[J Diddy]

The perfect teaser would be a shot of the sarlac pit and then zoom in to a creature on the surface near the edge of the pit...it is startled and runs away as boba fetts hand pops up and grabs the surface as he pulls himself out. Cut to the star wars logo with the theme song.

[AcGold]

It didn't have an ewok party with a terrible actor that has a rat tail while talking to a Gungan about metichlorions so I'm surprised. Expected it to be the most dumbed down kiddie movie but that teaser made it look like there is hope it won't be absolute garbage. Liked the shiny imperial suit lightsaber shot, aesthetically pleasing minimalist shots are part of what made the originals so good.