Favourite Movie Quotes

[Displaced Flames fan]

From 'Walk The Line'


Johnny Cash: I got a couple of songs I wrote in the Air Force. You got anything against the Air Force?
Sam Phillips: No.
Johnny Cash: I do.

One of my favorite moments of the movie and one where I thought Joaquin Phoenix really showed the multi-layered emotions present at the time.

From Dogma

Gun Salesman: We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target ****s him or herself. Try it on.
Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...
Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.
Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.
Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Loki: Hey, you know, **** you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.

[Saint Troy]

Sam Jackson from Pulp Fiction, "That is a tasty burger" followed by Ezekiel 25:17....gunshots

[Sled]

Glengarry Glenr Ross

Blake: We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?
[Holds up prize]
Blake: Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.


Blake: A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing.

[Footscray]

Lots of good ones in here, love the trainspotting, the killer boots and the royal tenenbaums

couple more wes anderson ones


Herman Blume: You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.


Max Fischer: So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together.
Max Fischer: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.


Anne-Marie Sakowitz: Do you know that you just charted us on a course through unprotected waters?
Steve Zissou: Yeah, we're taking the shortcut.
Anne-Marie Sakowitz: But it's outside I.M.U. jurisdiction. There isn't any protection.
Steve Zissou: I know, honey. Look at the map. We go your way, that's about four inches. We go my way, it's an inch and a half. You wanna pay for the extra gas?

[Shazam]

What the hell?

"Say hello to my little friend"

[Mightyfire89]

^^^^If you wanna go there...

"Ju know, jour wife is right, mang, ju are an a$$hole."

[4X4]

Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of sh*t-smelling foulness I can't even imagine. Or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... That's the length of five football fields. Just shy of half a mile.


I like to think the last thing that went through Warden Norton's brain, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.

[Nehkara]

Will Smith is one of my favourite actors... and this is a line from I, Robot that I love:

Susan Calvin: Do you ever have a normal day?
Detective Del Spooner: Yeah. Once. It was a Thursday.

[4X4]

It's not so much that I want to kill Lois. It's that I want her not to be alive, anymore. Somtimes I wonder if all women are this difficult. Then I think to myself, 'my god, wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?'.

[habernac]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

From The Ref

Caroline: How can we both be in the marriage and I'm miserable and you're content?
Lloyd: Luck?

Rose: You're a "Wang"?
Gus: Well, my mother was Irish.
Rose: And your father?
Gus: Wasn't.

Lloyd: You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.

John Chasseur: Mom, the TV's broken. What are we gonna do all night?
Connie Chasseur: Celebrate the birth of Christ!!

best Christmas movie ever.

Gus: Look, just see if there's a Murray there.
Bartender: [to the patrons] Is there a Murray here?
[Into the phone]
Bartender: I don't think so.
Gus: See if there's a waste of ****ing life named Murray, try that.
Bartender: [to the patrons] Is there a ****ing waste of life named Murray here?
Murray: Gussy? Yeah that's me.

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally Posted by gottabekd

The whole movie is a quote. The Big Lebowski (As ctrl-c, ctrl-v'ed from IMDB):

The Dude: [repeated line by The Dude and others] That rug really tied the room together.

The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That ****ing bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the **** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the **** is he talking about, Dude?

The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter Sobchak: You mean... beyond pacifism?

Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

The Dude: Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"?
Maude Lebowski: Mmm.
The Dude: That was me... and six other guys.

Younger Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?
The Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.
Younger Cop: [expectant pause] In the briefcase?
The Dude: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.
Younger Cop: And what do you do, sir?
The Dude: I'm unemployed.

Walter Sobchak: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

I can't believe you busted out the Big Lebowski without this gem.

"You pull that s*** on me, I'll take it from you, shove it up your a**, and pull the f****** triger untill it goes click. Nobody f**** with the Jesus"

[gottabekd]

Yea, but even with all the asterisks, thought it may be a little vulgar for this forum. Just the way he says 'Click' though, great delivery.

[liamenator]

From XXX....

This timeless gem, courtesy of the infamous Vin Diesel:

"...How long until Yurgi gets his thing?"*




His "thing" being a nuclear warhead

[RedMan12]

you need people like me
you need people like me
so you can point your #####ing fingers and say...

thats the bad guy

hey hey evita evita
thats ok another quelo she love me in the morning

you wanna go to war
ok

[kermitology]

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

I can't believe you busted out the Big Lebowski without this gem.

"You pull that s*** on me, I'll take it from you, shove it up your a**, and pull the f****** triger untill it goes click. Nobody f**** with the Jesus"

My favourite line from that movie..

"Nice marmot"

[Tower]

he Prophecy (1995)

Gabriel "Christopher Walken":

I’m an angel. I kill newborns while their mothers watch. I turn cities into salt. And occasionally, when I feel like it, I tear little girls apart. And from now till kingdom come…the only thing you can count on…in your existence…is never understanding why.


Pulp Fiction (1994)

Captain Koons "Christopher Walkin):

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.


True Romance (1993)

Clifford Worley (ditto):

Who are you?

Vincenzo Coccotti:

The Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincenzo Coccotti.


For Fotze

Excess Baggage (1997)

Uncle Ray - yup, same guy:

Am I such a bad guy? Have I hurt you? Have I shot you?... In the groin?


Suicide Kings (1998)

Charlie Barret - (do I need to say it?):

Guys, if I don’t bleed to death pretty soon, I’m gonna die of boredom.

[gottabekd]

Ah Walken, what a guy.

I rented the movie "Envy" once with Ben Stiller and Jack Black. Bad movie, the only thing that made it watchable was Walken.

Paraphrasing here...

"You wanna know the first job I ever got fired from? PRETZEL KIOSK!" with a typical Walken delivery.

[HOOT]

Wedding Crashers:

"Ya it could have been the soft mattress, or maybe the midnight rape or the gay nude art show, but it was probably the bed"

[Flames_Gimp]

"I know its pretty baby, but I didn't take it out fo air"

[Flames_Gimp]

"You've been hangin' out with the virus breeders, Jimmy, VB's. One day you're saving the rain forest, the next, you're chuggin' co*k."

Christopher Walken - Things to do in Denver when you're dead