Favourite Movie Quotes

[Nehkara]

Hello there guys, I wanted to start a thread for everyone to share their favourite movie quotes or moments.

I have lots but I will start off with some of my favourite lines from V for Vendetta:

"Evey Hammond: Remember, remember, the Fifth of November,/ The Gunpowder Treason and Plot... / I know of no reason/ Why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot... But what of the man? I know his name was Guy Fawkes and I know, in his 1605, he attempted to blow up the Houses of Parliament. But who was he really? What was he like? We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught, he can be killed and forgotten, but 400 years later, an idea can still change the world. I've witnessed first hand the power of ideas, I've seen people kill in the name of them, and die defending them... but you cannot kiss an idea, cannot touch it, or hold it... ideas do not bleed, they do not feel pain, they do not love... And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man... A man that made me remember the Fifth of November. A man that I will never forget."

and:


"V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so."

[Snack Pack]

It's not like I'm obviously a fan or anything but....

"Where's my Snack Pack?!?"

From Billy Madison

Pretty quotable stuff, but being quotable is something most of Sandler's movies have in common

[4X4]

Shooter McGavin: "You're in big trouble, mister... I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!"

Happy Gilmore: "Heh, you eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?"

Shooter:"..........NO!"

[Cowperson]

"That'll be the day," - John Wayne, The Searchers, 1956. The "asta la vista baby" of its day.

Cowperson

[West Karma]

"Get busy living or get busy dieing", Shawshank Redemption

[Bobblehead]

"Do you want to live forever?" - Conan the Barbarian

Edit: I can't have a Conan quote without also putting:

Mongol General:Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Mongol General: That is good.

[StoneCole]

Chef: "have you heard of the emancipation proclomation?"
Army General: "I don't listen to hip-hop"

[4X4]

Originally Posted by StoneCole

Chef: "have you heard of the emancipation proclomation?"
Army General: "I don't listen to hip-hop"

Also from that movie:

Mr. Garrison: "I can't wait for our first shore leave so I can go find me some ****ing poontang"

[StoneCole]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Also from that movie:

Mr. Garrison: "I can't wait for our first shore leave so I can go find me some ****ing poontang"

Mr. Garrison: "Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something."
Gregory: "Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement."
Mr. Garrison: "Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die."

[J pold]

Not sure if this is bang on but

Clive Owen: “Its times like this you show your friends your worth a damn, and sometimes that means dying, and sometimes that means killing a hell of a lot of people”

Samuel Jackson: “Now get me my Wallet”
“Which one is it?”
“One that says bad-ass Mother ****er”

[Tron_fdc]

Fear and Loathing in LV

-You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

-Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the ******* chase you. He will follow.

-As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit.

-Last name? I'd rather not say. My brother's in politics.



I could watch that movie for days on end.

[Mccree]

The openning Sceen in Bad Boys is great.

"Why do I always get the big thick mother $%^$er's"

[JiriHrdina]

Inigo Montoya: Offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power, too. Promise me that.
[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
[He parries Inigo's blade aside, and lunges with his sword. Inigo meets Rugen's lunge, catching his sword arm and putting his sword to Rugen's belly]
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch.
[stabs and kills Count Rugen]

[JiriHrdina]

From Grand Canyon:

Simon: Man, the world ain't supposed to work like this. I mean, maybe you don't know that yet. I'm supposed to be able to do my job without having to ask you if I can. That dude is supposed to be able to wait with his car without you ripping him off. Everything is supposed to be different than it is.

[sclitheroe]

Dunno why I like the first one so much, but any time a server crashes, it's the first line that comes to mind...

"Hudson, run a bypass!" - Aliens

"A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!" - Aliens

[pope04]

Little Bill Daggett (Gene Hackman): You, sir, are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
William Munny (Clint Eastwood): He should have armed himself if he was goin' to decorate his saloon with my friend.

Unforgiven.

Honorable mention:

Peggy Van Alden (Judy Tyler): How dare you think such cheap tactics would work with me!?!
Vince Everett (Elvis Presley): That ain't tactics, honey. It's just the beast in me.

Jailhouse Rock

[HelloHockeyFans]

Lots of favourites from Fight Club:

TYLER
We're a generation of men raised by women.
I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

..................

[while burning the Narrator's hand with lye]

TYLER
Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?

NARRATOR
No, no, I... don't..

TYLER
Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.

..................

TYLER
**** off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

[Jagger]

There are so many memorable quotes from one of my all time favourite movies that it's hard to choose only a few but here goes anyway:

King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid *******. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Crowd: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

[Mr.Coffee]

-"There he is!
It's the big guy! Get in here.
Wait till you see the spread.
Anything you want."

-"Yeah, well, get
what you want to go.
The ferry leaves in 15 minutes.
We gotta get outta here."

-"Whoa, what's your problem?
Have some of this stuff."

-"I didn't get a lot of sleep
last night, John. I'm fried."

- "Soft mattress?"
- "Yeah, that could've been it. It could have been the soft mattress.
Or, it could've been the midnight rape... or the nude, gay art
show that took place in my room... one of those probably added
to the lack of sleep..."

[I-Hate-Hulse]

So many quotes from Three Amigoes... I'd have about 50 of them if it weren't for Websense at work....

El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?