Favourite Movie Quotes

[Flame On]

I always loved this from Heat:
Ralph, you can ball my wife. You can lounge around her $1.7
million condominium on her sofa. You can do all those things. But you do
not get to watch my ****ing TV...!

Plenty from Jaws:
A shark of that size is no pleasure and I value my neck at a hell of alot more'n 3,000 bucks. I'll find him for three. But I'll kill him for ten.
Or the classic:
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Or equally as classic:
Smile you sonnuva B**ch!

And what's your fav Star Wars quotes? Mine would be:
All too easy
I've got a bad feeling about this
Hey it's not my fault
Do or do not, there is no try
Appology accepted

Ahh who'm I kidding I could write hundreds from those films.

[Zarathustra]

My favourite quote from A Clockwork Orange:
Prison Chaplain: Choice! The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fear of physical pain drove him to that grotesque act of self-abasement. The insincerity was clear to be seen. He ceases to be a wrongdoer. He ceases also to be a creature capable of moral choice.
Minister: Padre, there are subtleties! We are not concerned with motives, with the higher ethics. We are concerned only with cutting down crime and with relieving the ghastly congestion in our prisons. He will be your true Christian, ready to turn the other cheek, ready to be crucified rather than crucify, sick to the heart at the thought of killing a fly. Reclamation! Joy before the angels of God! The point is that it works.

[Super-Rye]

Samuel L Jackson: "It's the one that says Bad m*****f*****."

Man that guy's so cool.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by RedMan12

Smokey "I know you don't smoke weed, I know this, but Im gonna get you high today because it's Friday you ain't go no job, aint got sh*t to do."

Friday

Crack ho (forgot her name): I need to borrow your VCR

Smokey: Hell no!

Crack ho: I'm going to remember this...

Smokey: Remember it, write it down, take a picture... I don't give a fuuuck!

[Nehkara]

My favourite quotes from one of my favourite movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* dring that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?


Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.


Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.


Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.


Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.

[4X4]

Dr. Emmitt L. Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads...

[mrdeeds]

The Debut - 2001
Doug - "She's on your nuts like a squirrel"

Code of Silence - 1986
Cusack - "When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you"

[the crispy badger]

From On Golden Pond..

when Norman calls the operator, it takes awhile for her to answer, and Norman says

"Hello? Who's this? The operator? Well whadd'ya want?"

Such a beautiful movie

[kermitology]

From The Royal Tenebaums:

Richie: I wrote a suicide note.
Chas: Can we read it?
Richie: No.
Chas: Can you paraphrase it for us?
Richie: I don't think so.
Chas: Was it dark?
Richie: Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note.

I just love that line, cracks me up every time.

But the best line in a movie is definitely the "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning" that Cow mentioned. Brilliant line.

[Red Mile Style]

Trainspotting!

Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, ****ing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

[StrayBullet]

"Yes, they deserve to die. .....AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"

[troutman]

[HAL's shutdown]
HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Dave Bowman: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
HAL: It's called "Daisy."
[sings while slowing down]


Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[Dean Wormer's plotting to get rid of Delta House]
Greg Marmalard: But Delta's already on probation.
Dean Vernon Wormer: They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!

Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.
[winks at Dean Wormer]
Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]


[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".


Dean Murdoch: Turn up the good, turn down the suck!


Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?

Bob: It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids.
Charlotte: It's scary.
Bob: The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born.
Charlotte: Nobody ever tells you that.
Bob: Your life, as you know it... is gone. Never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk... and you want to be with them. And they turn out to be the most delightful people you will ever meet in your life.


Marge Gunderson: And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper.

[Azure]

Nothing from Boondock Saints?

[tussery]

Ghost Busters

Man at Elevator: What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
Dr. Peter Venkman: No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve.
Man at Elevator: That's gotta be some cockroach.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off, man.
Dr Ray Stantz: [Entering elevator] Going up?
Man at Elevator: I'll take the next one.

Dr Ray Stantz: I think we'd better split up.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Good idea.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.

Dr. Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.

[Flash Walken]

"You mean, coitus?"

[JiriHrdina]

From Office Space:

Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

From The Iron Giant:

[as the Giant flies toward the missle]
Hogarth Hughes: [in the Giant's mind] You are what you choose to be.
The Iron Giant: Superman.


Not really a memorable quote persay, but I love the final monologue delivered by Brian Cox at the end of Spike Lee's 25th Hour, including:

[Imagining an alternate ending for Monty]
James Brogan: And maybe one day, years from now, long after I'm dead and gone, reunited with your dear mother, you gather your whole family together and tell them the truth, who you are, where you come from. You tell them the whole story. And then you ask them if they know how lucky they are to be there.

[Incogneto]

Originally Posted by StoneCole

From a totally underated movie:

Doug "Sir Swish" Reimer: "here...tell him this" (whispers in squeak's ear).............................................. ......................

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: "Hey Tuttle, your mother's deaf"
"Big" Ed Tuttle: "My mother's dead, you little twirp"
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari (reading off his palm): "I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot"

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Joseph R. "Coop" Cooper: "If you want unanimous consent, you're gonna have to get it from one of the other owners."

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Funniest. Movie.....EVER!

[Mightyfire89]

Originally Posted by Flash Walken

"You mean, coitus?"

MAUDE: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

DUDE: He fixes the cable?

Kills me, every single time.

[Dion]

Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that ****ing dumbass smile off your rosy ****ing cheeks! Then you can give me a ****ing automobile: a ****ing Datsun, a ****ing Toyota, a ****ing Mustang, a ****ing Buick! Four ****ing wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of ****ing nowhere with ****ing keys to a ****ing car that isn't ****ing there. And I really didn't care to ****ing walk down a ****ing highway and across a ****ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my ****ing face. I want a ****ing car RIGHT ****ING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy what?
Car Rental Agent: You're ****ed!

[Eastern Girl]

From The Ref

Caroline: How can we both be in the marriage and I'm miserable and you're content?
Lloyd: Luck?

Rose: You're a "Wang"?
Gus: Well, my mother was Irish.
Rose: And your father?
Gus: Wasn't.

Lloyd: You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.

John Chasseur: Mom, the TV's broken. What are we gonna do all night?
Connie Chasseur: Celebrate the birth of Christ!!