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Old 05-29-2014, 01:50 PM   #121
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The over 40, lame white-guy presence in this thread is palpable.


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You know the way Dion works, he's like a commercial jingle. First it's a little irritating, then you hear it a few times, you hum it in the shower, by the third date it's "By Mennen!"


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The over 40, lame white-guy presence in this thread is palpable.
Well it is now you're posting in it!!
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Old 05-29-2014, 02:01 PM   #124
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Well it is now you're posting in it!!
Dad jokes for everyone!
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Old 05-29-2014, 02:25 PM   #125
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Old 05-29-2014, 02:25 PM   #126
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Dad jokes for everyone!
I'd crank it up a notch but then I'd have to suffer listening to your self serving holier than thou bull####.
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Old 05-29-2014, 02:29 PM   #127
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I'd crank it up a notch but then I'd have to suffer listening to your self serving holier than thou bull####.
And boom goes the thread
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Old 05-29-2014, 02:35 PM   #128
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I do it all the time. Bars, parks, cashiers, whatever. It works lots, and other times it doesn't. I've found rejection easier when I imagine the girl taking a huge dump after shutting me down.

Confidence remains sky high.
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I do it all the time. Bars, parks, cashiers, whatever. It works lots, and other times it doesn't. I've found rejection easier when I imagine the girl taking a huge dump after shutting me down.

Confidence remains sky high.
That's quite the fetish.
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Old 05-29-2014, 02:38 PM   #131
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That's quite the fetish.
Quite the opposite, I'm afraid.
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Old 05-29-2014, 02:39 PM   #132
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I'd crank it up a notch but then I'd have to suffer listening to your self serving holier than thou bull####.
No worries, I'm sure you can find some Larry the Cable Guy YouTube clips to satiate yourself.
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I'm terrible at meeting and breaking the ice with girls, usually panic sets in and I start going full Bouwmeester.
I'm going to use the term "going full Bouwmeester" on my friends next time I see one of them do this. I love it!
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Old 05-29-2014, 02:45 PM   #134
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Yes, pretty frequently – I don’t have tinder or do online dating so it’s basically the only way I meet girls. I have decent success and am currently riding a bit of a hot streak. I’ve had 2 dates so far this week and another one tonight from cold approaching I did on the weekend.
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Yes, pretty frequently – I don’t have tinder or do online dating so it’s basically the only way I meet girls. I have decent success and am currently riding a bit of a hot streak. I’ve had 2 dates so far this week and another one tonight from cold approaching I did on the weekend.
How come I only get punched in the face doing that?
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Old 05-29-2014, 02:55 PM   #136
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You could post missed connections ads on Kijiji and see if anyone awnsers.

"Girl on the train"

"insert perfect details of the girl you want to meet followed up by something sentimental"

Wait for responses
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No.
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No.

Ok Mods, shut this down.
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No worries, I'm sure you can find some Larry the Cable Guy YouTube clips to satiate yourself.

Why are you so bitchie today?
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Old 05-29-2014, 03:01 PM   #140
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No.
lol just trying to be helpful to the OP. I've never actually done this myself.
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