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Old 05-29-2014, 01:04 PM   #101
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So you like guys who are upfront and honest and mean what they. Just take a chance and please do away with the corny pickup lines and such. And don't try to be someone you're not just to try and please me. Be confident in who your are and open and honest about how you feel. That way we always know where each other stands with out all the guessing games.

Am I right?
I feel like I am watching Dion work here.
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:09 PM   #102
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I love when dion puts the moves on the girls of CP. Minnie and BigBrodieFan get it all the time
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I feel like I am watching Dion work here.
Yeah but it's Dion so I'm waiting for the inevitable fata.
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:11 PM   #104
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This logic is flawed. If you have a baby with you, either...

1. it's your baby, and therefore, you're pretty likely to already be attached.

or 2. it's not your baby, and therefore, you're likely on the run.
3. It is your niece or nefew and your being a good uncle and showing you will be a good dad.

Puppies/Dogs are also great unless they stink or are f-d up looking but even that might get some attention.

I almost think it might be smart for a single guy to wear a ring, seems there are a lot of women who try and pick up men who are already taken.
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:11 PM   #105
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:12 PM   #106
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I love when dion puts the moves on the girls of CP. Minnie and BigBrodieFan get it all the time
What moves? Just me being my friendly self
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:12 PM   #107
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You know, I've never met anyone like you before. Usually when I meet someone new I feel awkward and shy. But with you it's different. I can talk to you. You know what I'm thinking without my having to explain to you in fancy terms. We speak each other's unspoken language... fluently. I love you.
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I love when dion puts the moves on the girls of CP. Minnie and BigBrodieFan get it all the time
It's all those GIFs and pictures he posts, just gets em all horned up.
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:16 PM   #109
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At least when I constantly hit on GirlySports, I do it in PM.
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I used to carry a sketchbook around with me when I worked at the airport, chicks dig art and it was a great conversation starter. Also ignoring women works well too. If I saw a girl noticing me I would ignore her for a while and then make eye contact and smile, gets them thinking about you. When your in a relationship it works well too unless the girl is crazy. If you miss a call or two and call back 15 minutes later they will spend the 15 minutes after she call thinking about why you didn't pick up.
Weird, my ######bag detector just went off the charts.
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:17 PM   #111
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lol Dion is unintentionally the funniest poster on this site.
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I would like to hear MRCboicgy's advice. I feel like he could contribute positively to this thread.
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:20 PM   #113
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My wife cold approached me. She rescued me from another girl that I really didn't want to be with. She grabbed me by the chin and said there you are! And gave me a kiss on the lips.
Later she said, that she thought I was cute and could tell I didn't want to be with that floozy.
Been with her for almost 27 years now.
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:28 PM   #114
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Never done that. Though I have been cold approached by girls. 100% due to the uniform on the train. Because I normally look like a serial killer while taking public transit.

This isn't an "Haha I'm so awesome that bitches be trippin over me" story. I wouldn't have recognized an opportunity if it knocked me over the head.

I was the guy who after a great conversation walked away thinking, "Isn't she nice, I sure hope she finds someone to help her with that map of Hawaii. I'm pretty sure a gas station will have one."

If I could meet my younger self, I'd punch me in the face
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x2. God, I was an idiot.

Have used the cold approach before with limited success. Worked better if I had a drink or 2 in me.
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:31 PM   #115
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:36 PM   #116
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Try this



Surprised it works so well
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:37 PM   #117
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The over 40, lame white-guy presence in this thread is palpable.
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:42 PM   #118
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I admire your courage and resolve.
Because cold approaching is the only way to meet people, of course...

If it doesn't work for you (for whatever reason), I feel it's smarter to find an approach method that does than keep going with one that doesn't.
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:43 PM   #119
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I love when dion puts the moves on the girls of CP. Minnie and BigBrodieFan get it all the time
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What moves? Just me being my friendly self

You know the way Dion works, he's like a commercial jingle. First it's a little irritating, then you hear it a few times, you hum it in the shower, by the third date it's "By Mennen!"
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