Dirty Little Secrets

[Lombogirl]

I was watching the All American Rejects video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yiX_...ittle%20secret) and wondered if anyone on this board has any dirty little secrets - well of course you do! What are they? Give 'em up! I figured its easier to tell online strangers than anyone else in the world.

[goaliegirl]

I noticed that you never gave up your dirty little secret ,you should go first

[Lombogirl]

hmm good point. Fine, I'll get the ball rolling.

- I am caller-id dependent
- I pretend I have to go to the bathroom to get out of work for a few minutes
- I can't help but like someone a little bit less when I know they cheer for the Oilers
- I've actually had 2 other names on this board since 2000 but I forgot the passwords and abandoned the email addresses they once belonged to
- I dated a poster from here once upon a time

Come on now people, fess up!

[droopydrew19]

I actually enjoy Kevan Guy's company....

Man I feel Dirty

[Red Mile Style]

I killed a prostitute in Las Vegas last year...

[Barnes]

I am a prostitute in Las Vegas...

[Calgary Flames]

I never actually had a cooler in my life.
I enjoy the attention dumbasses on this site give me.
When I sound angry on the board I'm usually laughing my ass off on the other end
I want to date lombogirl
I'm scared of mice, if I see one I can't go back to sleep until I put out a trap and hear *SNAP*

[4X4]

Scared of mice? That's worse than drinking coolers...

[theJuice]

I would, but too many people who I know in RL read this site.

[White Doors]

Originally Posted by Red Mile Style

I killed a prostitute in Las Vegas last year...

Not sure what constitutes an IP look-up and being reported to police, but this comes close I would imagine?

[Frank the Tank]

Hey cool idea....I have many, but here is a little sampling of the life and times of Frank....

-Even though it was devastating to my 16 year old self, I am glad we moved from Calgary, as I was stuck on a path that would have lead to me working at a gas station forever
-I learned more from 5 years of playing football than I did from the same 5 years of classes at University
-I slept with four different women in a 24 hour span. One of whom I still talk to, one I was married to for 11 months, and one was Owen Nolan's cousin
-the death of my cousin has given me nightmares for over two months now and I won't admit it to anyone

[TheyCallMeBruce]

Here are mine:
- During the day, I am just an ordinary person working in an ordinary job. During the night, I fight ghosts with spiritual powers.
- I once travelled back in time by accident.
- I went looking for plasma to revive a unicorn.
- I ate the Unicorn.
- I train my pets to be proficient in the deadly arts.

[J pold]

I post on a internet message board

[Nufy]

I see Dead People ...............

[Maritime Q-Scout]

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=26583

[Table 5]

Originally Posted by White Doors

Not sure what constitutes an IP look-up and being reported to police, but this comes close I would imagine?

um, i believe he was, what we in the western world refer to as, "making a funny".

[goaliegirl]

My dirty little secret :my Husband thinks I am such a great housekeeper but the truth is I have lady who comes in 4 days a week and cleans .

[Reaper]

My dirty little secrets? Hmmm...

I have an overactive imagination and will think about things in great detail... like how to kill someone and get off scot free.

I've usually had sex in my mind with any women I find attractive within the first 30 seconds of seeing them.

[Azure]

Originally Posted by White Doors

Not sure what constitutes an IP look-up and being reported to police, but this comes close I would imagine?

I'm pretty sure he was joking.

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by Reaper

I've usually had sex in my mind with any women I find attractive within the first 30 seconds of seeing them.

Yeah, that's mine.