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Old 01-08-2014, 11:20 AM   #41
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Credit to jhunt for having the balls to post in this thread?

And oh snap, just saw that Bronzel has logged in today. Please God give us an encore.
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Amazed that Vivid video hasn't offered her a million dollar contract to lose her virginity to Ron Jeremy.

Or to have her gangbanged by kangeroos or something like that.
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Amazed that Vivid video hasn't offered her a million dollar contract to lose her virginity to Ron Jeremy.

Or to have her gangbanged by kangeroos or something like that.
Jesus.....what?
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Amazed that Vivid video hasn't offered her a million dollar contract to lose her virginity to Ron Jeremy.

Or to have her gangbanged by kangeroos or something like that.
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Jesus.....what?

I am sure he meant these blokes:

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Whatever you do, don't google that
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No problems there....
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No problems there....
I know, but people will do whatever they're told not oo in this case. Just want to see how many people end up having to explain that search history to a loved one
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Credit to jhunt for having the balls to post in this thread?

And oh snap, just saw that Bronzel has logged in today. Please God give us an encore.

ha ha, you probably still put 2013 on your cheques also.
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ha ha, you probably still put 2013 on your cheques also.
Yeah...whoops lol.
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I know, but people will do whatever they're told not oo in this case. Just want to see how many people end up having to explain that search history to a loved one
More like having to explain that to the police.
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Yeah...whoops lol.
I was so excited I had to go look myself. I am very disappointed now, like when I learned Santa was fake, level of disappointment.
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When it comes to this sort of thing experience is like make up.. a little makes a world of difference sure, but one must be careful not to apply too much.
Still deathgripping the meat stick or have you come to the realization that the cooter isn't a fleshy set of vicegrips?
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Who's the dolt that proposed to a wannabe prostitute?
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Still deathgripping the meat stick or have you come to the realization that the cooter isn't a fleshy set of vicegrips?
Decreasing the frequency and vigorousness of the solo act helped with the dance quite a bit. I still think easy women are gross for moral and health reasons, but I'm willing to concede that casual sex may not cause expansion that would be perceivable through sexual contact alone. You can't tell me that the mutilation of Jenna Jameson and other female porn vets is the result of only time and having never been with a super experienced girl I'm not really convinced that they aren't altered either. The way some of you talk about this stuff though makes it seem as though you would almost encourage any daughters you might have to become the most efficient little sex fiends they could possible be and that sickens me.
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Decreasing the frequency and vigorousness of the solo act helped with the dance quite a bit. I still think easy women are gross for moral and health reasons, but I'm willing to concede that casual sex may not cause expansion that would be perceivable through sexual contact alone. You can't tell me that the mutilation of Jenna Jameson and other female porn vets is the result of only time and having never been with a super experienced girl I'm not really convinced that they aren't altered either. The way some of you talk about this stuff though makes it seem as though you would almost encourage any daughters you might have to become the most efficient little sex fiends they could possible be and that sickens me.
I'm quoting this for....reasons...
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Decreasing the frequency and vigorousness of the solo act helped with the dance quite a bit. I still think easy women are gross for moral and health reasons, but I'm willing to concede that casual sex may not cause expansion that would be perceivable through sexual contact alone. You can't tell me that the mutilation of Jenna Jameson and other female porn vets is the result of only time and having never been with a super experienced girl I'm not really convinced that they aren't altered either. The way some of you talk about this stuff though makes it seem as though you would almost encourage any daughters you might have to become the most efficient little sex fiends they could possible be and that sickens me.

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Decreasing the frequency and vigorousness of the solo act helped with the dance quite a bit. I still think easy women are gross for moral and health reasons, but I'm willing to concede that casual sex may not cause expansion that would be perceivable through sexual contact alone.
Glad it is working out.
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You can't tell me that the mutilation of Jenna Jameson and other female porn vets is the result of only time and having never been with a super experienced girl I'm not really convinced that they aren't altered either.
So, based on your sample size of zero you've come to this conclusion. Also, Jenna Jameson is a freak and has destroyed her face through plastic surgery. It wouldn't surprise me if she had some knife initiated cooter maintenance.
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The way some of you talk about this stuff though makes it seem as though you would almost encourage any daughters you might have to become the most efficient little sex fiends they could possible be and that sickens me.
For the record, I've never encouraged children to become efficient little sex fiends.
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So, based on your sample size of zero you've come to this conclusion. .
I watch a lot of pornography. Tons of it. Over the years I've seen girls come and go and tons of them are visibly damaged. Even the girls that are in it for only a short period of time show signs of surficial damage sometimes. I guess I have no idea what goes on under the surface, but surely some of the exposed part that is exposed to sight has some effect on the sensations experienced during sex by both the male and the female.
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I watch a lot of pornography. Tons of it. Over the years I've seen girls come and go and tons of them are visibly damaged. Even the girls that are in it for only a short period of time show signs of surficial damage sometimes. I guess I have no idea what goes on under the surface, but surely some of the exposed part that is exposed to sight has some effect on the sensations experienced during sex by both the male and the female.
OMG this has gotten serious. We are now using geological terms when discussing vaginal elasticity.

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I watch a lot of pornography. Tons of it. Over the years I've seen girls come and go and tons of them are visibly damaged. Even the girls that are in it for only a short period of time show signs of surficial damage sometimes. I guess I have no idea what goes on under the surface, but surely some of the exposed part that is exposed to sight has some effect on the sensations experienced during sex by both the male and the female.
I see. Thats quite the sample group you've got there. Exclusively pornstars.
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