09-03-2013, 05:14 PM
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#41
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Do the folds count then? I could see her getting with multiple men at the same time if they do. Maybe that's how she intends on accomplishing this significant feat?
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09-03-2013, 05:35 PM
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#42
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Originally Posted by schteve_d
No thanks. Not at #1 or at #100000.
On the plus side, she has no stupid tattoos (that I can see).
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And this people, is why you don't online date. I'm not sure if the term "myspace angle" has been updated now that no one uses MySpace, but it should be.
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09-03-2013, 08:25 PM
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#43
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Calgary
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That's so messed up. She's not even attractive ><.
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09-03-2013, 08:56 PM
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#44
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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Originally Posted by blankall
And this people, is why you don't online date. I'm not sure if the term "myspace angle" has been updated now that no one uses MySpace, but it should be.
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09-03-2013, 08:56 PM
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#45
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To be fair she had a decent body before she took up her quest to do this and eat 100,000 Whoppers seemingly at the same time as this. Her face though...
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09-03-2013, 09:14 PM
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#46
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Calgary
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I think she is spinning it all wrong. If she pledged to do all the work she could make this into some kind of biggest loser. Is that a double entendre?
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09-03-2013, 10:18 PM
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#47
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by Northendzone
so you meet her and she is at 99,999 - you go back to her place, and just after you close the deal a horn goes off in her bedroom, confetti and streamers falls from the sky and a marching band rolls in and just as she looks at you and explains all of this - a slow motion camera takes multiple pictures of your face to document the historic event......that would be some kind of awesome to learn right there that you were the guy that rolled the odometer over.......
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09-03-2013, 10:25 PM
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#48
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by schteve_d
No thanks. Not at #1 or at #100000.
On the plus side, she has no stupid tattoos (that I can see).
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With 100,000 men pushin' of course she's going to need a lot of cushion.
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09-03-2013, 11:11 PM
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In the Sin Bin
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Well, at least she should burn that weight off rather quick.
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09-04-2013, 06:50 AM
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#50
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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You know if she was smart she wouldn't tell anyone about this, just go around from city to city and charge $10 a trick and make a cool million while destroying her vagina. At least get something out of it besides STDs.
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09-04-2013, 08:27 AM
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#51
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Calgary
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Went to high school with a few Polish girls. Can confirm this girl is amateur hour.
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09-04-2013, 08:31 AM
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#52
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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The most amazing thing about this story is that out of 100 000 men, not one will be a member of CalgaryPuck, because these icons of masculinity embody the playa ideal and are truly the 1%.
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09-04-2013, 08:38 AM
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#53
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Sagami Bay, Japan
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Originally Posted by King Hippo
Wouldnt want to be guy# 99,999
though i could handle being in the first 10,000
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No, wouldn't want to be #99,999. Nobody remembers #99,999. That's like runner-up for the Super Bowl.
#100,000 is where you make the record pages. 
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09-04-2013, 08:44 AM
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#54
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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I'm in.
Is she coming through Calgary? Maybe we can do a CP meetup to coincide.
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09-04-2013, 08:47 AM
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#55
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Mahogany, aka halfway to Lethbridge
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Originally Posted by The Goon
I'm in.
Is she coming through Calgary? Maybe we can do a CP meetup to coincide.
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Get out! It's not your turn anymore...
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09-04-2013, 10:51 AM
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#56
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Calgary - Centre West
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Originally Posted by SebC
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LOL @ Sandwich in 'Textbook case of FGAS'...
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Originally Posted by Azure
Typical dumb take.
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09-04-2013, 11:03 AM
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#57
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Austin, Tx
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Originally Posted by jhunt223
Oh... don't worry. It will go back to normal after 2 weeks. It will be as if nothing ever happened.  |
I know I am thinking of divorcing my wife since she gave birth a week ago. It will be hot dog in a hallway from here on out otherwise.
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09-04-2013, 11:05 AM
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#58
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by The Goon
I'm in.
Is she coming through Calgary? Maybe we can do a CP meetup to coincide.
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With the amount of engineers on this site, She'd probably end up leaving at the same number as she came to the CP meetup.
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09-04-2013, 11:16 AM
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#59
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Airdrie, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puckluck2
With the amount of engineers on this site, She'd probably end up leaving at the same number as she came to the CP meetup.
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9/10 Puckluck would hit her... I mean that
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09-04-2013, 12:47 PM
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#60
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Calgary
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So, from a purely technical standpoint, is she a slut or a whore?
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