09-03-2013, 04:03 PM
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#21
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by jammies
Well that leads us to the question of what exactly is "sleep with"? Does a bj count, because I'm thinking not.
Plus the logistics of setting up a gang-bang - this stuff isn't as easy as you'd think it would be. There's only so much business Chicken on the Way can drum up before you start exhausting the population of swingers.
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I am not syaing a gang bang per say, rather, a couple of lads at a time, a couple of Eiffel Towers maybe a DP or 2000.....as odd as it sounds she needs to think outside the box for this to work.
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09-03-2013, 04:04 PM
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#22
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammies
Well that leads us to the question of what exactly is "sleep with"? Does a bj count, because I'm thinking not.
Plus the logistics of setting up a gang-bang - this stuff isn't as easy as you'd think it would be. There's only so much business Chicken on the Way can drum up before you start exhausting the population of swingers.
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To be fair, she is taking her business on a European tour. She could make her intentions clear to every swinger scene there is across Europe and pre-arrange the meetings. This would substantially increase her overall efficiency and decrease her odds of exhausting her pervert pool.
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09-03-2013, 04:05 PM
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#23
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Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: On your last nerve...:D
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There's a Bill Clinton joke in this somewhere...
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09-03-2013, 04:07 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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At the end, her cooter would resemble Mount Ruapehu in square footage, and smell like a volcano too.
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09-03-2013, 04:09 PM
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#25
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by Muta
At the end, her cooter would resemble Mount Ruapehu in square footage, and smell like a volcano too.
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Oh... don't worry. It will go back to normal after 2 weeks. It will be as if nothing ever happened. 
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09-03-2013, 04:11 PM
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#26
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
I am not syaing a gang bang per say, rather, a couple of lads at a time, a couple of Eiffel Towers maybe a DP or 2000.....as odd as it sounds she needs to think outside the box for this to work.
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Yeah she does.
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09-03-2013, 04:11 PM
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GOAT!
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
...she needs to think outside the box for this to work.
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Well she doesn't seem all that concerned about what's inside the box, so maybe you're right.
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09-03-2013, 04:13 PM
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#28
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I wonder if she has a guestbook to make sure she doesn't get with the same guys more than once. Wouldn't count otherwise.
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09-03-2013, 04:13 PM
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#29
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Don't click that link!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Rural Alberta
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The youth of today do seem to lack ambition.
Good for her!
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09-03-2013, 04:14 PM
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#30
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by trackercowe
I wonder if she has a guestbook to make sure she doesn't get with the same guys more than once. Wouldn't count otherwise.
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They leave their mark on her back.
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09-03-2013, 04:14 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Muta
At the end, her cooter would resemble Mount Ruapehu in square footage, and smell like a volcano too.
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Like the mouth of tired dog.
/Borat
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09-03-2013, 04:17 PM
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Norm!
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Well on the plus side, you'd get to save money on dinner and a movie.
On the negative at some point it would be like having sex with the Brooklyn tunnel.
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09-03-2013, 04:19 PM
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#33
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Originally Posted by jhunt223
Oh... don't worry. It will go back to normal after 2 weeks. It will be as if nothing ever happened. |
lol
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09-03-2013, 04:23 PM
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so you meet her and she is at 99,999 - you go back to her place, and just after you close the deal a horn goes off in her bedroom, confetti and streamers falls from the sky and a marching band rolls in and just as she looks at you and explains all of this - a slow motion camera takes multiple pictures of your face to document the historic event......that would be some kind of awesome to learn right there that you were the guy that rolled the odometer over.......
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09-03-2013, 04:26 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Northendzone
so you meet her and she is at 99,999 - you go back to her place, and just after you close the deal a horn goes off in her bedroom, confetti and streamers falls from the sky and a marching band rolls in and just as she looks at you and explains all of this - a slow motion camera takes multiple pictures of your face to document the historic event......that would be some kind of awesome to learn right there that you were the guy that rolled the odometer over.......
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Then you get to pick a stuffed animal from the shelf beside her bed, but you can only take a little one because you weren't very good and its all that's left.
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09-03-2013, 04:29 PM
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#36
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Apparently shes a whore for more than just attention.
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09-03-2013, 04:45 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Fort McMurray, AB
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No thanks. Not at #1 or at #100000.
On the plus side, she has no stupid tattoos (that I can see).
Last edited by schteve_d; 09-03-2013 at 04:47 PM.
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09-03-2013, 04:48 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by schteve_d
No thanks. Not at #1 or at #100000.
On the plus side, she has no stupid tattoos (that I can see). e
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Looks like shes already had a few sausages too many...
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09-03-2013, 04:57 PM
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#39
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
I am not syaing a gang bang per say, rather, a couple of lads at a time, a couple of Eiffel Towers maybe a DP or 2000.....as odd as it sounds she needs to think outside the box for this to work.
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Outside the box? Tee-hee. That may be her only chance of succeeding.
Edit: beaten to the joke.
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09-03-2013, 05:03 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Cleveland, OH (Grew up in Calgary)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by schteve_d
No thanks. Not at #1 or at #100000.
On the plus side, she has no stupid tattoos (that I can see).
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Hey Huntingwhale, i think we found you a wife!
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