07-16-2013, 03:09 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by First Lady
From that pic one can gather it's jaundiced, with a purple head and has a burning sensation.
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Bingo.
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07-16-2013, 03:12 PM
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#22
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by troutman
Should be measured by volume. 3D
Cylinder pi * radius2 * height
Cone(1/3) * pi * radius2 * height
Pyramid(1/3) * (base area) * height
Or, stick it in a beaker of water, and measure the displacement in ml.
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Create a function to describe the cross sectional area and integrate along the length 
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07-16-2013, 03:15 PM
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#23
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There's gotta be some sort of relationship here between penis size and average CP member income, particularly the majority of posters around here, who make over $100k.
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07-16-2013, 03:17 PM
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#24
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by fotze
It looks like Bingo????
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07-16-2013, 04:04 PM
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#25
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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You don't have to touch the bottom, just beat the crap out of the sides.
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07-16-2013, 04:06 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
You don't have to touch the bottom, just beat the crap out of the sides.
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You're doing it wrong.
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07-16-2013, 04:13 PM
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#27
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Came in this thread looking for pictures of dicks. Leaving disappointed.
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07-16-2013, 04:18 PM
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#28
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by Huntingwhale
Came in this thread looking for pictures of dicks. Leaving disappointed.
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07-16-2013, 04:18 PM
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#29
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Huntingwhale
Came in this thread looking for pictures of dicks. Leaving disappointed.
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07-16-2013, 04:19 PM
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who cares what you got, just roll in, get yours, wipe it off on the drapes and head out ASAP........
Besides, i can lick my eyebrows, so none of the ladies i have ever known have ever cared.
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07-16-2013, 04:20 PM
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#31
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by Northendzone
who cares what you got, just roll in, get yours, wipe it off on the drapes and head out ASAP........
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It's easier for the police to find you this way.
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07-16-2013, 04:21 PM
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#32
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Originally Posted by polak
It's easier for the police to find you this way.
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The things I learn on CP.
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07-16-2013, 04:42 PM
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
You don't have to touch the bottom, just beat the crap out of the sides.
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I don't even know what to say..
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07-16-2013, 04:44 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by polak
It's easier for the police to find you this way.
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Oh if only Fotze had said this, theres a Fotze's momma's joke just waiting there.
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07-16-2013, 04:47 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Huntingwhale
Came in this thread looking for pictures of dicks. Leaving disappointed.
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I came in this thread as well.
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07-16-2013, 04:51 PM
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#36
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by First Lady
You're doing it wrong.
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I think the real question is; if you only have 1.5 inches of length, how much girth could you possibly have?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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07-16-2013, 04:52 PM
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#37
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In the Sin Bin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
I think the real question is; if you only have 1.5 inches of length, how much girth could you possibly have?
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Picture a book laying cover-side down.
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07-16-2013, 04:53 PM
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#38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Huntingwhale
Came in this thread looking for pictures of dicks. Leaving disappointed.
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07-16-2013, 04:54 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by polak
Picture a book laying cover-side down.
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Mmmmm, yeah no. Penises don't work like that. It has to fit between legs still.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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07-16-2013, 04:56 PM
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#40
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In the Sin Bin
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This thread is gold.
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