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Old 07-16-2013, 02:09 PM   #21
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From that pic one can gather it's jaundiced, with a purple head and has a burning sensation.
Bingo.
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Old 07-16-2013, 02:12 PM   #22
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Should be measured by volume. 3D

Cylinder pi * radius2 * height

Cone(1/3) * pi * radius2 * height

Pyramid(1/3) * (base area) * height

Or, stick it in a beaker of water, and measure the displacement in ml.
Create a function to describe the cross sectional area and integrate along the length
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There's gotta be some sort of relationship here between penis size and average CP member income, particularly the majority of posters around here, who make over $100k.
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Old 07-16-2013, 02:17 PM   #24
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It looks like Bingo????
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You don't have to touch the bottom, just beat the crap out of the sides.
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You don't have to touch the bottom, just beat the crap out of the sides.
You're doing it wrong.
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Came in this thread looking for pictures of dicks. Leaving disappointed.
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who cares what you got, just roll in, get yours, wipe it off on the drapes and head out ASAP........

Besides, i can lick my eyebrows, so none of the ladies i have ever known have ever cared.
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who cares what you got, just roll in, get yours, wipe it off on the drapes and head out ASAP........
It's easier for the police to find you this way.
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It's easier for the police to find you this way.
The things I learn on CP.
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You don't have to touch the bottom, just beat the crap out of the sides.
I don't even know what to say..
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It's easier for the police to find you this way.
Oh if only Fotze had said this, theres a Fotze's momma's joke just waiting there.
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I came in this thread as well.
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You're doing it wrong.
I think the real question is; if you only have 1.5 inches of length, how much girth could you possibly have?
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I think the real question is; if you only have 1.5 inches of length, how much girth could you possibly have?
Picture a book laying cover-side down.
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Picture a book laying cover-side down.
Mmmmm, yeah no. Penises don't work like that. It has to fit between legs still.
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