Virgin Auction

[Zevo]

Damn it, I knew it! My wife just keeps randomly pooping on the floor like she can't control it or something. She's been having unautherized anal!!

[Chingas]

22 pages, with the majority referring to Vaginal expansion and not one Fotze's Mom post. I am disappoint.

[dammage79]

http://youtu.be/tpQqH4H_SUQ

I havent stopped laughing for an hour. And it reminded me of this epic movie argument.

[pylon]

First time ever I actually made this face while reading something online.

01-07-2013, the day we got post # 329.

Jhunt's lack of response pretty much seals it for me.

[gargamel]

Originally Posted by Chingas

22 pages, with the majority referring to Vaginal expansion and not one Fotze's Mom post. I am disappoint.

jhunt's girl is the new Fotze's mom. Fotze's mom sleeps around, but she was still tight the last time I checked*.




*last night

[gargamel]

I was skeptical at first, but the fact that jhunt223 was online earlier this morning but still hasn't posted pretty much confirms that Brozel is who she says she is.

That may have been the greatest post in the history of the Internet.

[Hockeyguy15]

Well that escalated quickly.

[SeeGeeWhy]

jHunt deserved that slap down 10,000 times over. I really hope it's real.

His original post was very obviously an attempt to steep a personal opinion in credibility by referring to his friends, but was so seethrough it wasn't even funny. No one on earth believes this. A vagina is designed to pass a HUMAN BEING through it and bounce back. I don't care if you're dongzilla, no dick on the planet is as large as a god damn baby head. Pretty sure she could have repeated the houston 500 in the time you were apart and you'd never be able to tell by cockfeel. What a loser!

Sounds like a guy who is upset that his first hooked up with someone else, and now his insecurity is leading to a feeling of inadequacy/disgust. Time to grow up, boy. People have sex. The future relationships you will have will very likely involve a woman who has had sex before. As long as she was safe and isn't riddled with disease, get over it. Her past experiences made her who she is and if you like that, you should be greatful.. not jealous. A woman is not a possession. If you don't get this, your future "relationships" will involve paying a whore to do the things you want and for sure you're getting someone in the triple digits.

Anyone with half a brain that suspects his woman's vag is getting loose (for whatever reason) does two things. First, he buys her an instructional video on Keigel exercises. 2. He goes backdoor until that pelvic floor makes the labia responsive enough to pick a dime off the ground. The last thing you do is get jealous and bitchy and/or suspicious of how much dick she's been pulling down in her off time.

God this pisses me off. Go pound some strange and throw it in her face like a good adolescent. Let the relationship explode in a ball of flames and find yourself thinking "WHYYYYyyyyy!????" about her everytime you get drunk for the next 4 years.

People like this should be castrated. Fricken control freak. If this is real, I am so glad his gf called him out on this pathetic display. That's a woman. Sad part is... many girls will put up with this kind of attitude and treatment from their boys.

[polak]

I'm too lazy to check but has any person or group (maybe a small team) on here taken credit for said expansion? Seems like that would be the first thing to happen on the internet and if it hasn't then I'd like to be the first to do so.

[CaptainCrunch]

It just reminds me so much of the family guy episode last weekend where Peter brings a cougar home (The homan type) and she tells Stewie that her bits look like someone spilled an apple pie in her lap.

[DuffMan]

This thread has been entered by too many people and I will never love or respect it.
But the good news is, that since I am an Anaconda packing basketball player I will still get some enjoyment out of it.
This thread should do some Kegel exercises

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

If this was a prank or a joke then jhunt would have jumped in here to defend himself.

His silence is telling.

or he created the other account himself and is playing a masterful long con

[SeeBass]

Originally Posted by Bronzel

Jhunt223, do you think these people are complete idiots? I'm sure it is pretty obvious to most that when you're referring to your "friend" experiencing these things and talking to you about them that you are actually talking about yourself. The fact that I know you have 2 friends, neither of which have a girlfriend or have been in on and off relationships or have a bachelor's degree should confirm this. You are the one who is currently in a relationship, one that has been on and off... with me. You're examples are ridiculous and ideas are not based on anything solid. There is no way a vagina is going to get looser to the point that you can feel it from sex with one person once than it will from sex with a boyfriend (you) on a daily basis. I think you're confusing the feeling of a loose vagina with the fact that you were so used to tightly wrapping your own hand around yourself and whacking off multiple times a day that you forgot what my vagina felt like.

Oh and thanks a lot for publicly talking about my vagina on a hockey forum.

If I were single:
I would stop at the store pick up a case of Magnum XL's and we could settle this with you once and for all. Just to shut this pencil **** up. That way you could move on to BIGGER and better things.

I would be ashamed if there was not some pm's to this account from some single guys, nothing is better than revenge sex

But of course with only the highest respect to women being implied.

[Aeneas]

Having just watched a news show on Virgin store in France closing down (virgin records) I thought this thread was related. Like on online liquidation of stock or something.

Couldn't have been more wrong or surprised...twice.

[Senator Clay Davis]

I definitely think this is a troll job, but I have to give it a 10/10 for originality. The beauty of it is because of the totally absurd and ridiculous nature of jhunts posts in this thread, that you'd be very inclined to believe it which is what makes it so good, since it blurs the line.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by SeeBass

If I were single:
I would stop at the store pick up a case of Magnum XL's and we could settle this with you once and for all. Just to shut this pencil **** up. That way you could move on to BIGGER and better things.

I would be ashamed if there was not some pm's to this account from some single guys, nothing is better than revenge sex

But of course with only the highest respect to women being implied.

Yeah chicks hate it when you leave the condom inside of them because you can't keep it on.

[Huntingwhale]

Was lead here by the WRGMG thread and I now see what all the buzz was about. Thank you CP!!

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by SeeGeeWhy

People like this should be castrated. Fricken control freak. If this is real, I am so glad his gf called him out on this pathetic display. That's a woman. Sad part is... many girls will put up with this kind of attitude and treatment from their boys.

This this this.

[SeeBass]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Yeah chicks hate it when you leave the condom inside of them because you can't keep it on.

I couldn't agree more that is why I never let people use any of my condoms, especially the used ones.

[polak]

Originally Posted by SeeGeeWhy

People like this should be castrated. Fricken control freak. If this is real, I am so glad his gf called him out on this pathetic display. That's a woman. Sad part is... many girls will put up with this kind of attitude and treatment from their boys.

I totally agree. This is why my girlfriends leash won't let her leave my basement. It's a sick world out there with #######s like this.