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Old 01-07-2013, 06:58 PM   #381
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I suspect that won't be the only thing he's not....doing....for a long long time.
I suspect about jhunt is long, long.......
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:02 PM   #382
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I think after your last few posts, that one is reserved for your GF.

* ducks and hides *
I saw that the thread had been idle for 6 hours so I found an excuse to post to keep it alive, and this is the thanks I get? Not cool.

Also, the fact that jhunt was posting about himself makes his "he looks like he probably has an average sized penis" comment even more ridiculous.
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If this was a prank or a joke then jhunt would have jumped in here to defend himself.

His silence is telling.
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I suspect that won't be the only thing he's not....doing....for a long long time.
It's ok. Bronzel already stated that he already has another tight squeeze.
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:17 PM   #385
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Suddenly reminded of some song lyrics from Pink....
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:19 PM   #386
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Triple digits? Jesus... I'm sorry to hear bro.
It appears you will only use 4 digits and a thumb for a while... I'm sorry to hear bro.
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Suddenly reminded of some song lyrics from Pink....
Most of us are straight guys. You're going to have to be more specific.
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:25 PM   #388
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I look at this and all I see is an expanding #####.


WTF... we can't say #####? But vagina is okay.

What about snapper? Taco?
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Poor guy, his girl has given so many guys(and gals) pleasure today. She just won't be the same anymore.
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Wow. Never opened this thread till now cuz I expected the same rehashed discussion every time one of these articles pop up. Didn't expect it to have taken this direction.
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Most of us are straight guys. You're going to have to be more specific.
Rofl!

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If we learn nothing else from this thread, we have learnt that we need more threads involving vaginas.
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:34 PM   #393
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So how does one find this thread?

Left his phone open to this page?
Girlfriend likes the flames as well?
Was googling treatments for vaginal expansion.

If real, and I am leaning towards it being real, He had to have brought it on himself because even if you were looking at flames threads or even interested in the virgin story you wouldnt read pages deep into the thread.

Also it never crossed my mind that he was talking about himself. That post was the best thing i have ever read

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Old 01-07-2013, 07:36 PM   #394
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So how does one find this thread?

Left his phone open to this page?
Girlfriend likes the flames as well?
Was googling treatments for vaginal expansion.

If real, and I am leaning towards it being real, He had to have brought it on himself because even if you were looking at flames threads or even interested in the virgin story you wouldnt read pages deep into the thread.

Stupid web browser history....
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:36 PM   #395
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Wow. Never opened this thread till now cuz I expected the same rehashed discussion every time one of these articles pop up. Didn't expect it to have taken this direction.
I don't believe you. I think you were searching for yourself; Taco.

Reminds me of....

NSFW!
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Jhunt223, do you think these people are complete idiots? I'm sure it is pretty obvious to most that when you're referring to your "friend" experiencing these things and talking to you about them that you are actually talking about yourself. The fact that I know you have 2 friends, neither of which have a girlfriend or have been in on and off relationships or have a bachelor's degree should confirm this. You are the one who is currently in a relationship, one that has been on and off... with me. You're examples are ridiculous and ideas are not based on anything solid. There is no way a vagina is going to get looser to the point that you can feel it from sex with one person once than it will from sex with a boyfriend (you) on a daily basis. I think you're confusing the feeling of a loose vagina with the fact that you were so used to tightly wrapping your own hand around yourself and whacking off multiple times a day that you forgot what my vagina felt like.

Oh and thanks a lot for publicly talking about my vagina on a hockey forum.
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:59 PM   #397
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2013 is off to a great start on Calgarypuck.
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Old 01-07-2013, 08:04 PM   #398
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Well this thread doesn't show up on the first page of google when 'vaginal expansion' is used as the keywords, so clearly we still have some work to do.
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Wow what happened in this thread hahaha.
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It expanded.
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