Virgin Auction

[First Lady]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

Real? Fake? Who cares, that's hilarious!

I'm going with fake; this forum can only handle so many "real" women showing up.

But yeah - still hilarious.

[Minnie]

Originally Posted by Bronzel

Jhunt223, do you think these people are complete idiots? I'm sure it is pretty obvious to most that when you're referring to your "friend" experiencing these things and talking to you about them that you are actually talking about yourself. The fact that I know you have 2 friends, neither of which have a girlfriend or have been in on and off relationships or have a bachelor's degree should confirm this. You are the one who is currently in a relationship, one that has been on and off... with me. You're examples are ridiculous and ideas are not based on anything solid. There is no way a vagina is going to get looser to the point that you can feel it from sex with one person once than it will from sex with a boyfriend (you) on a daily basis. I think you're confusing the feeling of a loose vagina with the fact that you were so used to tightly wrapping your own hand around yourself and whacking off multiple times a day that you forgot what my vagina felt like.

Oh and thanks a lot for publicly talking about my vagina on a hockey forum.

OMG, can't.stop.laughing.

http://www.funswitcher.com/#kickz

[HPLovecraft]

Originally Posted by Bronzel

Jhunt223, do you think these people are complete idiots? I'm sure it is pretty obvious to most that when you're referring to your "friend" experiencing these things and talking to you about them that you are actually talking about yourself. The fact that I know you have 2 friends, neither of which have a girlfriend or have been in on and off relationships or have a bachelor's degree should confirm this. You are the one who is currently in a relationship, one that has been on and off... with me. You're examples are ridiculous and ideas are not based on anything solid. There is no way a vagina is going to get looser to the point that you can feel it from sex with one person once than it will from sex with a boyfriend (you) on a daily basis. I think you're confusing the feeling of a loose vagina with the fact that you were so used to tightly wrapping your own hand around yourself and whacking off multiple times a day that you forgot what my vagina felt like.

Oh and thanks a lot for publicly talking about my vagina on a hockey forum.

Post of the year only a few days into 2013. Not bad.

[CaptainCrunch]

[First Lady]

Wonder if this means the "off again, on again" relationship is "off again"?

Also this new user needs custom rank .. like.... "I'm Jack's Vagina"

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Bronzel

Jhunt223, do you think these people are complete idiots? I'm sure it is pretty obvious to most that when you're referring to your "friend" experiencing these things and talking to you about them that you are actually talking about yourself. The fact that I know you have 2 friends, neither of which have a girlfriend or have been in on and off relationships or have a bachelor's degree should confirm this. You are the one who is currently in a relationship, one that has been on and off... with me. You're examples are ridiculous and ideas are not based on anything solid. There is no way a vagina is going to get looser to the point that you can feel it from sex with one person once than it will from sex with a boyfriend (you) on a daily basis. I think you're confusing the feeling of a loose vagina with the fact that you were so used to tightly wrapping your own hand around yourself and whacking off multiple times a day that you forgot what my vagina felt like.

Oh and thanks a lot for publicly talking about my vagina on a hockey forum.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by First Lady

Wonder if this means the "off again, on again" relationship is "off again"?

Also this new user needs custom rank .. like.... "I'm Jack's Vagina"

So many lines to use . . . must refrain from offending every person in a 20 mile radius.

[Minnie]

Originally Posted by First Lady

Wonder if this means the "off again, on again" relationship is "off again"?

Also this new user needs custom rank .. like.... "I'm Jack's Vagina"

http://www.funswitcher.com/#z4rc2

[Ducay]

Originally Posted by Minnie

http://www.funswitcher.com/#z4rc2

Im sorry, but we're here to discuss the post of the year, not to have you repost the same annoying website twice in a page. You might as well just link to the Hampster dance song site, its just as quality as these links. Reminds me of the crappy chain emails my mom forwards me.

[gargamel]

Originally Posted by First Lady

Also this new user needs custom rank .. like.... "I'm Jack's Vagina"

I vote for "Loose Woman"

[First Lady]

Originally Posted by gargamel

I vote for "Loose Woman"

I think after your last few posts, that one is reserved for your GF.

* ducks and hides *

[BEANZ]

Hotdog meets Hallway in a classic only on CP moment!

[BigNumbers]

Well this wasn't the result I was expecting when I stumbled upon this link looking for "loose Calgary sluts"...


But I love hockey so I'm glad I found this place.

[bradster57]

I've been laughing throughout this entire thread but that was CLASSIC!

[Minnie]

Wonder if his mom will show up next....

[BEANZ]

Originally Posted by Minnie

Wonder if his mom will show up next....

There may be more sparks if her mom arrives...

[Minnie]

^^ This is true...

[Dion]

Originally Posted by Bronzel

Jhunt223, do you think these people are complete idiots? I'm sure it is pretty obvious to most that when you're referring to your "friend" experiencing these things and talking to you about them that you are actually talking about yourself. The fact that I know you have 2 friends, neither of which have a girlfriend or have been in on and off relationships or have a bachelor's degree should confirm this. You are the one who is currently in a relationship, one that has been on and off... with me. You're examples are ridiculous and ideas are not based on anything solid. There is no way a vagina is going to get looser to the point that you can feel it from sex with one person once than it will from sex with a boyfriend (you) on a daily basis. I think you're confusing the feeling of a loose vagina with the fact that you were so used to tightly wrapping your own hand around yourself and whacking off multiple times a day that you forgot what my vagina felt like.

Oh and thanks a lot for publicly talking about my vagina on a hockey forum.

[Wormius]

I know this vaginal expansion is a big thing right now, but what about the untold horrors of nippular elongation and boobular deflation.

[albertGQ]

I don't have anything to say.

I just wanted to post in this epic thread

Hhahahahahaha