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First Lady · 01-04-2013, 05:09 PM

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Also, I don't see how its even a little naive to want that. It's not like there aren't women out there who match my ideals.

I (truly) do admire that you have a very clear idea of what you are looking for and what your expectations are. However, I think you will find as you get older you will find that a persons' past, is just that their past. You will find that a relationship can be great regardless of what either of you have done in the past.

There is no harm in knowing someone's history, but unless it somehow interferes with the relationship; there is no sense dwelling on it.

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Originally Posted by jhunt223

Well I'm not going to just not say that stuff because it might hurt somebodies feelings. The fact remains that they can alter themselves physically through different sexual practices and I think its perfectly reasonable to not want to be with someone who cant pleasure you as a result of that kind of stuff.

Let's suppose for a minute that this is true (it's not, but let's suppose). Do you plan to have children? Because if you do believe what you just wrote then childbirth must totally horrify you.

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Originally Posted by jhunt223

Its not a jealousy thing with the sizes. If our pieces don't fit together correctly, then we just aren't a good match. Its not going to be good for either of us.

What about when you are aging and your ability and size are diminishing? Will you move on to find someone who "fits" better.

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I trust the judgement of the people who have expressed concerns about their girlfriends in on/off relationships. They wouldn't lie. In one case the guy knew his girlfriend had been with someone else before she even told him simply because it felt different.

Okay I literally LOL at this. What a load of BS.

Newsflash for you (and your friends)

EVERY VAGINA IS..... wait for it.... DIFFERENT!!!!

Daradon · 01-04-2013, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jhunt223

No I'm all good bro and I assure you I'm not the first or the last fella who wants nothing to do with skanks. I'd feel the same way towards males if I was a female. This isn't an anti female thing. It's an anti promiscuity thing.

Your comments and how you frame your argument tend to suggest otherwise.

KelVarnsen · 01-04-2013, 05:10 PM

I would thank that post twice more if I could.

gargamel · 01-04-2013, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jhunt223

Yes, but the one thats been with lots is a lot more likely to have been with some anaconda packing basketball player.

True, but she's also more likely to have been with some micro dudes. If the girl who's been with one guy happened to have been with the anaconda packer, she's going to go through life thinking you're tiny even if you're not. If she's been with enough guys to have a representative dong sampling, she'll be able to judge you accurately. If you're relatively confident, that shouldn't be a bad thing.

malcolmk14 · 01-04-2013, 05:14 PM

Between some of your comments in this thread and some of your comments in the past, I think you do have some deeper more serious issues that should be addressed by therapy. I'll drop it because this thread is awesome and I don't want to ruin it, but think about it in a serious way, because it could really help with whatever is troubling you.

This thread
Cul-de-sac thread (not women related, but definitely misdirected angry/jealous/possessive)
Saying all of the female characters in a certain show need to die before you can enjoy it
Calling men who use Facebook "feminine"
Being vehemently against homosexuals raising children
Hating all cops to the point that you feel no remorse for them when they die
If the NHL ever "pussified" to the point a woman could play in it you wouldn't want to watch

Among other deeply troubling comments.

First Lady · 01-04-2013, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by KelVarnsen

I would thank that post twice more if I could.

No, no multiple thanking..... don't wanna be a Thanks slut.

Daradon · 01-04-2013, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by First Lady

No, no multiple thanking..... don't wanna be a Thanks slut.

Shut up and take it!

(adds thanks)

First Lady · 01-04-2013, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by gargamel

True, but she's also more likely to have been with some micro dudes.

Hmmm wonder if that has the opposite effect then.....would a vagina shrink and get tighter from repeatedly trying to get a grip on a micro-choad?

rubecube · 01-04-2013, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by First Lady

Hmmm wonder if that has the opposite effect then.....would a vagina shrink and get tighter from repeatedly trying to get a grip on a micro-choad?

I'll bring it up at the next council of drunken friends and get back to you.

Dion · 01-04-2013, 05:24 PM

nm

gargamel · 01-04-2013, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by First Lady

What about when you are aging and your ability and size are diminishing? Will you move on to find someone who "fits" better.

Serious question - does that happen? I know there's a decline in performance, but the size thing is news to me.

The Fonz · 01-04-2013, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by gargamel

True, but she's also more likely to have been with some micro dudes. If the girl who's been with one guy happened to have been with the anaconda packer, she's going to go through life thinking you're tiny even if you're not. If she's been with enough guys to have a representative dong sampling, she'll be able to judge you accurately. If you're relatively confident, that shouldn't be a bad thing.

I burst out laughing at "dong sampling"

Rathji · 01-04-2013, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by gargamel

Serious question - does that happen? I know there's a decline in performance, but the size thing is news to me.

I sure hope not.

First Lady · 01-04-2013, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by gargamel

Serious question - does that happen? I know there's a decline in performance, but the size thing is news to me.

I don't have first hand experience.... but yes; just as you get shorter (overall height I mean) parts of your body diminish in size as well.

First Lady · 01-04-2013, 06:08 PM

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I sure hope not.

Okay, I googled it to be sure.... I've got good news, and bad news.

Age doesn't really shrink it, but factors like weight gain and not being able to get it as erect may make it "appear" smaller.

However, masturbation can shrink it.

Here is link where I read this....

NSFW!

First Lady · 01-04-2013, 06:13 PM

.... and the thread dies as nearly every CP'er goes and cries.

sclitheroe · 01-04-2013, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by malcolmk14

Do you have a history of mental illness?

It's like he had a thought too big for his mind, and now it's all...loose

Ozy_Flame · 01-04-2013, 06:59 PM

Your member size does not shrink as you get older. That's completely absurd. If there's any shrinkage it's due to flacidity and (im)potency due to the body's natural cycles. Your bones deteriorating as you get older lead to shrinkage, but there is no literal "bone" in an erection - it's a surge of blood that goes through the corpora cavernosa.

Dion · 01-04-2013, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by First Lady

.... and the thread dies as nearly every CP'er goes and cries.

Daradon · 01-04-2013, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by First Lady

Okay, I googled it to be sure.... I've got good news, and bad news.

Age doesn't really shrink it, but factors like weight gain and not being able to get it as erect may make it "appear" smaller.

However, masturbation can shrink it.

Here is link where I read this....

NSFW!

It's been my experience that the more you break the blood vessels, the more it pools, doing the opposite.

If your looking at anything with a mans member over time, its going to go down, just cause of age, and related blood flow, not because of use. However self inflicted it may be...